hungry media monster

what…

[ofthevalley]

lowkey waiting patiently for the soto/lindor fics 🙃

[ofthevalley]

ummm where did that scrumptious jhjb airplane post-finals mile high club ao3 fic go ??? 😡😡 it disappeared …..

[davidpetey]

[ofthevalley]

a beautifully gentle jeffbother tonight

[davidpetey]

can the mets stop fucking shaving the sides of their heads please i’m not asking 🔪

[ofthevalley]

this except baty he looks like a beautiful butch

[ofthevalley]

we are getting closer. soon there will be reciprocity.

[ofthevalley]

oh jeffrey. you walk with so much sass. and rage

[ofthevalley]

oh my god

[ofthevalley]

10/10 jeffbother today

[ofthevalley]

Important jeffbother update:

“…The friendship with Jeff—how you maul him after every game. I wanna know why this started, how Jeff has reacted to it, I want the whole thing.”

Baty: “I don’t even really know how it started. Me and Jeff have definitely gotten closer this year and I just like to do something fun with him after the games and he’s always complaining he’s like ‘man I’m hurting after these games,’ and I’m like ‘well how does this feel?’ and jump on him.”

— from the Meet At the Apple podcast, Aug 28th 2025, https://youtu.be EJLvnLaHTGksi=Smnm3ywj5COeQ7F.

[the-gayer-mets]

them. btw

[the-gayer-mets]

i think this is going to be the official jeff bother post (7/25/25)

[the-gayer-mets]

brief split second of jeff bothering after todays win (7/27/25)

[the-gayer-mets]

jeff bother for ants (8/2/25)

[the-gayer-mets]

i may have missed a jeff bother at some point but idk because we lost so many games... the jeff bother from mclean's debut is there if you squint (8/16/25)

[ofthevalley]

witnessing my mother fujo out over Jeff Bother™ every time it happens is now just a part of watching the mets for me so thank you for that 🙏

[ofthevalley]

wait so how did vasily know about the wildcat metaphor nickname thing? when did they ever talk abt it in front of him?