The OG Flower Account 💐

#1 Antophile Hi hi People!! I got some flowers just for you! (Originally the OG Flower Anon)

[og-flower-account]

Hello friends!!! I got inspired by P.A (Polearm Anon) Or Polly to finally become a real account! I still got flowers to hand out and joy to spread! Hope we can be friends and enjoy my garden with you!

///hi yall Alt again! Same creature that runs @commandofromror . That’s right I was talking to myself there. Anyways after seeing pole arm become real I think OG flower anon would do the same. When Flower anon is speaking I’ll be using #Flower Talk and when I’m speaking I’ll be using good ol #Alternative speaking. I’m not against shipping just be normal people and no NSFW.

[og-flower-account]

Awh common.. Theyre both "white flowers with 5 petals and noticeable anthers" how was i 'posed to know it was the OTHER white flowers with 5 petals and noticeable anthers!

*A suspicious, lanky looking man is standing hunched over some flowers in your shop. he seems to be comparing white orchids and cat's whiskers*

Hm? Uh you need something Bud? Maybe help with flower selection?

[tracen-post-office]

From Pebble:

*The lanky man turns to flora, shades now very much noticeable."

Oh- Heya flower! I uhhhh. I was'nt doin nothin. You know me, man of the of the busyness through and through!

*The man looks at the flowers in his hands.*

Oh, this? Uhh.. Ya know. Work.

[og-flower-account]

Oh shoot, Pebble! Haven’t seen you since I left, How are you bud? How’s statue? I haven’t talked to them in while! It’s great seeing you! But what do ya need flowers for, Crust asking for something?

[tracen-post-office]

From Pebble:

What flowers? You seen any flowers?? I'm not seein no flowers!

*He tosses the flowers behind his back. Despite the callousness they both land where they’re supposed to be. *

...Gah, fine! Ya got me! Sees we got this new girl, Lotus. Us rock throwers usually steer clear of your terf, so you probably haven’t met her but you'd like 'er.

Anyways, you know me, boss's right hand man! And she’s apart of crust's crew through n through, so I thought ol’ Pebble would show ‘er the ropes ya know, introduce her to a blog or two.

Turns out the kid works fast. Brings a tear to my eye... Bossman will be so proud...!

*He wipes a tear from his... eye? (glasses?) as he puts a hand on his chest before slouching over.*

Problem is she works so fast.. See, I wanted to bring her to that vessel chic. ‘Parently she got into a divorce or somthin and it punched out all her blood. Either way, I showed up all ready to do my thing, and then outta the corner of my eye i spot a bouquet. And I know it wasn’t any of your work since you already hit up the priest a while back, and that family seems waaay too disfuncitonal to get er anything that nice. So clearly, I got beat! ME! Pebble! Im posed to be the fastest in the org, second to crust and this damn upstart comes and shows me up! Why I oughtta…

*He sighs, deflating again. Despite his language theres a clear pride in his voice.*

Damn it I’ll show her! Ol’ Pebble still got it in em. Kids these days I’ll tell ya. Right then.. Where was I?

[og-flower-account]

PB, I've met em alright. They showed up in my garden hiding behind a flowerbed, We talked a bit and apparently they look up to me! But yeah, I've seen em make rounds Pebble. They even talked to P.A! But yeah c'mon PB you can pick up the pace! Also Bud, Why do you keep adding me back to the rock throwers group chat? Told ya I ain't a rock thrower anymore.

[tracen-post-office]

From Pebble:

*He stares off whistfully upon hearing Lotus already got here, a somber wind whistles past.*

......Agh. Anyway, polearm!- err- Polly. What a riot huh? Bossman calls em "very, very intruging" or somthin like that. People have started betting on- uhh. Cantsay. Youve seen the group chat you know..

Also, its not a groupcaht without ol flowers! Comn how els ya gona see all or chalks drawin? A real art-tiest that one.

[og-flower-account]

Yeah Bud i've seen, Pumice put 30 bucks on next month. Sadly I can't bet on it cause i'd be insider trading, or something.

Fine. I do like seein what some of ya'll are talkin about. Also P.B, You up for some tea if you ain't busy right now?

[og-flower-account]

WE

ARE

BETTER

THAN

ROCKS

*five people in bush costumes shoot you with assault rifles and run away*

-RISING RS

Wh-HOLY SHIT!? "Dashes behind a flowerbed while bullets are being sprayed" WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR???

[official-tracen-security]

Bastards! Flora are you alright??

[og-flower-account]

Yeah I'm fine... The hell are those Bu-no not even buds, Anons problem? At least the rock throwers are reasonable.

[official-tracen-security]

This is something new. Im not sure what this is but well, it seems the rock throwers have garnered enough attention themselves to spawn a breakaway faction.

[og-flower-account]

P.A, I don’t even think this is a break away faction. I think this is something new entirely.

[official-tracen-security]

Never a dull moment.. go careful okay? See if there's any evidence when you clean up too. Pass it to Tazuna.

I think i know what ill be working on when I get back from my Break.

[og-flower-account]

I’ll stay safe for you P.A, don’t worry. And yeah, I’ll go pick up the bullet casings for evidence.

Really a shame they’re ruining your break while you’re on it.

[og-flower-account]

MISS FLORA ARE YOU OK???? Oh my gosh those people are so scary!!! Is there anything I can do to help?? -Lotus 🪷

Yeah I’m fine, No need to worry Lotus. Just… A bit frizzed, To say the least.

[og-flower-account]

WE

ARE

BETTER

THAN

ROCKS

*five people in bush costumes shoot you with assault rifles and run away*

-RISING RS

Wh-HOLY SHIT!? "Dashes behind a flowerbed while bullets are being sprayed" WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR???

[official-tracen-security]

Bastards! Flora are you alright??

[og-flower-account]

Yeah I'm fine... The hell are those Bu-no not even buds, Anons problem? At least the rock throwers are reasonable.

[official-tracen-security]

This is something new. Im not sure what this is but well, it seems the rock throwers have garnered enough attention themselves to spawn a breakaway faction.

[og-flower-account]

P.A, I don’t even think this is a break away faction. I think this is something new entirely.

[og-flower-account]

WE

ARE

BETTER

THAN

ROCKS

*five people in bush costumes shoot you with assault rifles and run away*

-RISING RS

Wh-HOLY SHIT!? "Dashes behind a flowerbed while bullets are being sprayed" WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR???

[official-tracen-security]

Bastards! Flora are you alright??

[og-flower-account]

Yeah I'm fine... The hell are those Bu-no not even buds, Anons problem? At least the rock throwers are reasonable.

[og-flower-account]

HOLY SHIT FLOWERS YOU OKAY????

I'm fine but the hell is their problem?

[og-flower-account]

WE

ARE

BETTER

THAN

ROCKS

*five people in bush costumes shoot you with assault rifles and run away*

-RISING RS

Wh-HOLY SHIT!? "Dashes behind a flowerbed while bullets are being sprayed" WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR???

[og-flower-account]

What even is going on anymore

-S

I don't even know at this point bud.

[og-flower-account]

Okay, here's a Polly antibody pillow instead!

(It's a normal looking pillow, but for some reason you have the feeling if Polly slept on it, it would cure any diseases she had.)

Oh. Guess i'll give this to P.A later. "She leaves it on a chair inside"

[og-flower-account]

NUMBER 4 BABY!!!!

Buds... Why?

[og-flower-account]

You into blondies? Asking for a friend

I don't really have any particulars for hair, So I don't really care. Also, what friend are you asking for bud?

[og-flower-account]

Polly body pillo number 3

Please stop giving me more of these Buds.

[og-flower-account]

*Polly Body Pillow number 2*

Buds, Why are ya'll giving me another one?

[og-flower-account]

pats you

Oh, Uh thank you?

[og-flower-account]

*hands you a polly body pillow

Bud. Why? I don't even know what to do with this?

[og-flower-account]

Wait-okay, so... what about if the "form" I stabilise into is like... a shapeshifter or something. What if I'm Shapeshifter Jones or something and then I become official? Am I still Shapeshifter Jones or am I just Jones???

Hm. I don't know that actually... Maybe you should do some research yourself Bud! Why not join us?