lets get fucked up

[blueraspberries]

[this-episode]

[420moshdad]

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

[officialdrunk]

Kiss like you mean it. Remember their birthday, every year. Make them feel special, even on a monday night with a forecast of rain. Befriend their Mom, she will tell you stories that no one else can. Order each other food at restaurants, just to try something new. Shower together, you may learn to love your body, by seeing the desire and passion in your partners eyes. Leave notes when you go out for the day, it will make you feel safe. Watch the Breakfast Club, and pump up your fist in the end, even if it only happens once. Care for each other when sick, soup is the easiest thing to make. Make chocolate covered strawberries in summer simply because you can. Go fishing with their Dad, and listen to what he has to say, even if he may have trouble saying it. Give each other little presents, even if its just a rose on friday the 13th. Get angry, but forgive. Love, love with all you’ve got.

14 things to remember in a relationship (via february4teenth)

[peachpitgirl]

humans are confusing so play it safe and only hang out with plants and small animals

[princesssaftbh-blog]

nobody legitimately needs me and that’s a really shitty feeling

[heytinafey]

[orientalfag]

American Horror Story: Coven

[dicedbyher-deactivated20220711]

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

[ohhfuk]

discovering what turns someone on gives you so much power over them

[inthenameofdrizzydrakeamen-deac]

unplugging the T.V while One Direction perform

[pandreaa]

[josefin-e]

[sweetboyray]

x

[cinemamoure]

Season 1: Who’s Rubberman? Season 2: Who’s Bloodyface? Season 3: Who’s the next Supreme?

[ellliot-deactivated20151209]

more like season 1: who’s [email protected]

[vinylr0ses]

I’ve had as many boyfriends as Leonardo DiCaprio has Oscars. 0.

[trumanbabe-deactivated20141116]

Yes but Leonardo DiCaprio deserves and oscar

so you deserve a boyfriend

[curlssandbeanies]

you get all the awards for saying that

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[bearhawke]

i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me

like ah yes. i have pleased you

[zaynharry]