If something is âold as fuckâ then itâs about 1.2 billion years old because thatâs when life evolved sexual reproduction.
#wow #fuck is old
However, if something is âold as ballsâ itâs only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
I love biologists.
Fuck is about eighteen and a half times as old as balls.
Imagine a world of ballless fuck
Imagine a world of ballless fuck
The original tagline for Jurassic Park was less than ideal.




















