I find pink hairs stuck in my crotch after I have sex with you. Every time.
The funniest thing my regular has ever said to me
we're not kids anymore.

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@ohhsisterlylove
I find pink hairs stuck in my crotch after I have sex with you. Every time.
The funniest thing my regular has ever said to me
"You have rice all over your boobie, mommy!" -My sister
When I accidentally combine words.
Sister: oh wow Amanda finally graduated.
Me: ... who?
Sister: /shows photo
Me: oh that one that dicked....
Me:.......
Me:.... dated Victor?
Sister:.... well I guess Victor did dick her
NO!
Me: why am I not going to brunch?!
Sister: did you WANT to go?
Me: NO! But why wasn't I invited?!
Sister: ... you want to hang out with me and my coworker?
Me: NO! But YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME!!
Sister:... you're just a little bitch today aren't you?
Me: .... I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
Sister:.... I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUUUUU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!
Me: aww what a waste of time
Sister: That's life... A WASTE OF TIME
Me: .... well that was depressing.
Sister: isn't that my bag?
Me: ... NO MY BAG.
Sister: ... ok.
Sister: .......
Sister: do you like it?
Me: mmm yeah but it's too stiff. Can't get things in and out of it too easily
Sister: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID
Me: WHAT IS HE PUTTING WHERE?!!!!
Me: I have to poo.
Sister: so go poo.
Me: but that requires getting up
/5 minutes later
Sister: so since you have to poo anyway, can you pass me a snickers on your way out?
7 pm
Me: You have one double lid. But we can fix your facE! With eyelash glue.
Sister: Did you just say MY FACE IS BROKEN?!
9 pm
Sister: /turns my head
Me: My neck hurts
Sister: You're broken.
Me: Yeah I am. LIKE YOUR FACE!
Lol
Sister: My tetanus shot still hurts.
Me: My butt hurts a bit.
Sister: What is wrong with you?
Sister: Wait never mind. I don't want to know.
Me: hahahahahahahhaha
Sister: I curse too much. I can't help myself
Me: Who, you? Me too.
Sister: I think I lost my mind.
Me: /GASP. FUCKING DOUCHEBAG
Sister:What the fuck? Turrets?
Little Pleasure in Life
Laying on your sister's ass and using it as lower back support
I like a guy on OKC....
Sister: You're a girl!
Me: What?! What are you?!
Sister: I've always been a girl!
Me: Are you saying I've JUST become one?
Sister: Yep!
Me: ... ;A;
Graduation (Friends Forever) - Vitamin C HD (by TekkenGodZafina)
Me: Jen. You know the graduation song says "where we'll be when we turn 25?" Sister: Not far off. Me: Aren't you already 25? Sister: Shut up.
;A;
Me: Don't drop my phoneeee.
Sister: How was I going to drop it?
Me: You were dragging it down.
Sister: I'LL DRAG YOUR FACE DOWN!
LOUDDDDDD
Me: It's loud.
Sister: Your FACE is loud.
Me: Your BOOBS are loud!
Sister: What do they sound like? Badonkadonk?
When we talk, no one else understands.
me: jen. want some cheese?
sis: CHEESE? YES I WANT SOME QUESO! GIVE ME SOME QUESO!
me: QUESO?! I LOVE QUESO.
sis: DO WE STILL HAVE PARMESAN?
me: I THINK SO. COME CHECKK. COME UPSTAIRSSS
sis: I AM I AM!!
dad: ... what are you guys arguing about?
me and sis:... we're not arguing...
So my sister...
totally doesn't acknowledge me as "Cathy" at all.
Her friend asked if she was going to "Cathy's event" and she just looked at him with a really confused face.