Ohh Sisterly Love

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I find pink hairs stuck in my crotch after I have sex with you. Every time.

The funniest thing my regular has ever said to me

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"You have rice all over your boobie, mommy!" -My sister

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When I accidentally combine words.

Sister: oh wow Amanda finally graduated.

Me: ... who?

Sister: /shows photo

Me: oh that one that dicked....

Me:.......

Me:.... dated Victor?

Sister:.... well I guess Victor did dick her

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NO!

Me: why am I not going to brunch?!

Sister: did you WANT to go?

Me: NO! But why wasn't I invited?!

Sister: ... you want to hang out with me and my coworker?

Me: NO! But YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME!!

Sister:... you're just a little bitch today aren't you?

Me: .... I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

Sister:.... I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUUUUU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!

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Me: aww what a waste of time

Sister: That's life... A WASTE OF TIME

Me: .... well that was depressing.

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Sister: isn't that my bag?

Me: ... NO MY BAG.

Sister: ... ok.

Sister: .......

Sister: do you like it?

Me: mmm yeah but it's too stiff. Can't get things in and out of it too easily

Sister: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID

Me: WHAT IS HE PUTTING WHERE?!!!!

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Me: I have to poo.

Sister: so go poo.

Me: but that requires getting up

/5 minutes later

Sister: so since you have to poo anyway, can you pass me a snickers on your way out?

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7 pm

Me: You have one double lid. But we can fix your facE! With eyelash glue.

Sister: Did you just say MY FACE IS BROKEN?!

9 pm

Sister: /turns my head

Me: My neck hurts

Sister: You're broken.

Me: Yeah I am. LIKE YOUR FACE!

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Lol

Sister: My tetanus shot still hurts.

Me: My butt hurts a bit.

Sister: What is wrong with you?

Sister: Wait never mind. I don't want to know.

Me: hahahahahahahhaha

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Sister: I curse too much. I can't help myself

Me: Who, you? Me too.

Sister: I think I lost my mind.

Me: /GASP. FUCKING DOUCHEBAG

Sister:What the fuck? Turrets?

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Little Pleasure in Life

Laying on your sister's ass and using it as lower back support

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I like a guy on OKC....

Sister: You're a girl!

Me: What?! What are you?!

Sister: I've always been a girl!

Me: Are you saying I've JUST become one?

Sister: Yep!

Me: ... ;A;

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Graduation (Friends Forever) - Vitamin C HD (by TekkenGodZafina)

Me: Jen. You know the graduation song says "where we'll be when we turn 25?" Sister: Not far off. Me: Aren't you already 25? Sister: Shut up.

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;A;

Me: Don't drop my phoneeee.

Sister: How was I going to drop it?

Me: You were dragging it down.

Sister: I'LL DRAG YOUR FACE DOWN!

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LOUDDDDDD

Me: It's loud.

Sister: Your FACE is loud.

Me: Your BOOBS are loud!

Sister: What do they sound like? Badonkadonk?

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When we talk, no one else understands.

me: jen. want some cheese?

sis: CHEESE? YES I WANT SOME QUESO! GIVE ME SOME QUESO!

me: QUESO?! I LOVE QUESO.

sis: DO WE STILL HAVE PARMESAN?

me: I THINK SO. COME CHECKK. COME UPSTAIRSSS

sis: I AM I AM!!

dad: ... what are you guys arguing about?

me and sis:... we're not arguing...

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So my sister...

totally doesn't acknowledge me as "Cathy" at all.

Her friend asked if she was going to "Cathy's event" and she just looked at him with a really confused face.