I'm Worth It @ohmy-sapphire - Tumblr Blog

the whole “i’m an evil monster because i have to kill and eat innocent people to survive :’(” angst in ‘regular human gets turned into supernatural monster’ stories is so stupid. like how is that even a problem??? there are also plenty of corrupt billionaires, abusers and cops out there for you to snack on

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everybody’s like “eating the rich is the only ethical consumption under capitalism” until they actually have the opportunity to actually eat the rich 🙄 smh

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what we do in the shadows is the only one that Gets It

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you guys need to watch santa clarita diet. a woman suddenly only desires human flesh, so in order to fix it, her and her (wonderful, loving) husband find nazis, men’s rights activists and anyone else with immoral values for her to kill violently and then eat

it’s great

#about sapphire

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#i feel seen and understood

#about sapphire

headcanon + vampirism

Sapphire initially hated being a vampire. To her it was just another way that her agency had been stripped from her, another decision made without her input or consent. Now she rather enjoys the power it gives her, even if she’s still more than a little mad about the consent thing. She tries wherever she can to get consent from her victims, even if it’s not exactly informed.

#headcanon meme

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//**FLASHBACK ; 1950s

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interview-with-a-dave :

Synopsis: It was around the 1950s when Dave met mob boss and absolute dame Sapphire Torres. His humanity was off but he wasn’t blind. They had an instant, bloody connection and he wound up working for her. They uh, weren’t the most ethical of days but he was only a mere immortal. What wouldn’t he have done for that woman? // @ohmy-sapphire

Well, I just got done workin’ the guy and I can tell ya two things. First, he wasn’t the rat. Second, he’s currently in the middle of the Big Sleep if you catch my drift so if he was thinking about ratting in the future, it won’t be a problem. Give me a challenge next time, Boss.

That the new dress the whole town’s been talking about?

Of course he wasn’t, because that would just be too easy. [ she rolls her eyes because, being a mob boss? It was difficult, even for the undead. ] Good. [ smirks ] I'll see what I can find, I can’t have you getting too bored.

Of course, I’m glad this town is finally learning to appreciate good taste.

#hihdave #/i just remembered this existed oops

[ sylvie-dupont ]

87 years? Oooh. You are a child. It’s okay. It’ll be okay. Wine exists, so you should be just fine!

We can’t all be hundreds of years old. Oh wine. I’ve missed wine! Maybe this won’t be so bad.

#human!Sapphire #hihsylvie

[ interview-with-a-dave ]

It’s a doozy, that’s for sure. But hey, Saph. Saph. Have you tried these onion rings yet? I feel like I’m living for the first time and I got ten…fifteen…like twenty-something years on ya.

...you want to talk about onion rings right now? Really Dave?

#human!Sapphire #hihdave

[ little-orphan-annelise ]

Welcome to my entire life. Although not quite 87 years for me because I’m not old yet.

It’s bullshit. Hopefully it doesn’t last long enough for any of us to actually age. Because gross.

#human!Sapphire #hihannelise

S A P P H I R E T O R R E S A E S T H E T I C S

> tommy guns, fur coats, velvet everything, diamonds, jazz music, pearls, blood in crystal champagne flutes, dark red lipstick, antique furniture, ‘the only good men are dead men’, Chryslers, hand written letters.

#hihprompt

Dis bissh is getting a fc change to Dichen Lachman (because I just binged all of Altered Carbon and it reminded me of what a babe she is.)

#ooc #/just so no one freaks out lmao

Ummm? What is this. [Gestures to everything] I haven’t been human for 87 years. I’m not staring again now.

#hihstarter #human!sapphire #/'bish wtf is this???'

Confetti? Really?

#hihstarter #juliette's juju #/lazy starter ahoy!#/but really she's judging hella hard because //confetti// people

Were you saying something? Because I don’t really care.

#hihstarter

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cell phone headcanons

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connectivitty:

send me ”#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including: - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone - my muse’s last text to your muse

#meme #/ok so sapphire probably doesn't have a cellphone because 'modern human technology ew'

[ vicious--vivian ]

Personally, I’ve always been a fan of black, but if you were to ask my sister she would say red. It’s really quite a life issue. What does your heart want?

See that’s when things get confusing if one person votes for one thing and another says the other. I think my heart wants the black. There are always other nights to wear the red right?