I am just a little bufoon

[ohmyjiiiiiiim]

new shirt

[bippus]

Watch where your stepping, dick 4 balls

[q-soc-official]

In the club fully sober naming 100 women

[fairycosmos]

soooo if youre not supposed to look back in anger how the fuck are you supposed to look back

[ohmyjiiiiiiim]

bicuriously

[andreablog2]

I love when desire leads to disappointment. It’s a classic

[pisshandkerchief]

I have stopped writing the great american novel to look at tumblr.

[ohmyjiiiiiiim]

I actually love being heartbroken haha its so awesome today i cried because the warmth outside reminded me of waking up to him drying himself off from a hot shower, careful to not wake me, the gentle hum of the vents stirring the fragile silence, i watch, as he misses so many drops on his glimmering back, his hands clumsy with morning fog, finally he catches my watching eyes and he leans over to kiss my head lol but we must endure or whatever hahaha

[mrsterlingeverything]

Why do people crash their cars? I dont get it

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[deadelated]

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[romancenjoyer]

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

[irondive]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[orbitalyear-deactivated20230513]

ive got nothing new to say i should be shot

[ohmyjiiiiiiim]

A nonbinary person: I would love to lick up on your titties.

Me, who has only a rough understanding of Mel Robbins' Let Them Theory: here we go again

[orteil42]

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into