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Be Gay, Do Crime Eat Slime and Have a Good Time I love my girlfriend 💕 <33333

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[halovoid]

this is the BEST video on the entire internet. i’ve seen this hundreds of times over half a decade and it’s THE BEST.

[wizardyke]

my vent art

[wizardyke]

my vent art

[cuddlycharizard]

Watched sheep detectives yesterday

[great-and-small]

A tragic scene:

My turtle notices the blueberry I put out for him but in his excitement he drops it into his pond. He considers a recovery mission on his own, then turns to me for assistance instead.

Fear not- the berry was retrieved and the turtle was able to enjoy it as intended

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

your number one priority should be your tumblr mutual. your second priority nothing. there is nothing else

[mintaikkcorpse]

Love baby. Use baby as pillow

[dragongirlteeth]

The desire to be a monstrous beast, prowling around on all fours...

Long tail whipping quietly as I circle some terrified little thing...

Prowling closer and closer until they're all wrapped up in my scaly embrace...

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[livyrtart]

I am nothing like the others (I was made just for you)

[justlookatthosesausages]

I'm absolutely normal about this fluffy Arle in a revealing nightgown-suit casually dodging stuff with her eyes closed and even catching it mid air then smiling, absolutely no reaction on my side whatsoever

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[orteil42]

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They should invent a cat who doesn't want my baked beans

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They should invent a cat who doesn't want my corn chips

[dragonslaved]

they did and he's my cat. you can't have him

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why is he a beautiful golden-eyed sculpture

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.