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[creepypasta-imagines]

Ben: Slightly Obsessive

For the third time today, your laptop rung out into the air of your apartment.

“For fucks sake…” You mumble, pausing the TV and picking up you laptop. You open the lid and like usually, there was a Skype call from a “BEN_bigdick_82” scoffing you hit the red ignore button and close the lid. Half a second later your phone dings. You pick it up and see yet another text message from “666-666-6666”

“Hey baby pick up the pone, I want to see you’re face.” BEN had been harassing you via technology all day, Skype, text message, everything he could get his little electrical hands on. You, obviously having had enough, roll your eyes and begin typing.

“Phone* Your*”

Immediate response

“Grammar Nazis are hot ;)” you choose to ignore him, tossing your phone down and turning your show back on. A few more notifications come in but you keep your attention on your show, you refused to encourage his childish like behavior. You had no idea why he was being so invasive, he had only ever made passing comments at you while at the mansion but this, this was obsessive. Your Netflix begins skipping, thinking it was your shitty internet, you try to fix it. Green and red lines form on the screen, the sound and pictures distorting.

“Oh for the love of God…” You groan, throwing your head back. You close your eyes and pinch the bridge of your nose. You knew exactly what would be there when you opened them again. When you lifted your head, as you expected, BEN’s grinning face leaned out of the TV.

“I actually hate you right now.” You snap, staring at him. He arrogantly chuckles, climbing the rest of the way out. He stands there in your living room, grinning at you like a maniac.

“You don’t hate me baby.” He says, coming to sit right beside you. His arm drapes around you on the back of the couch, him smirking at you.

“The fuck do you want Ben?”

“You…” He says softly, playing with your air. You pull away, scooting away from him.

“I’m not some piece of ass you can just-”

“Y/n, stop.” His voice changes from flirty to stern, you look up at him shocked and a little confused.

“What?” You ask, and he looks up at you. He pauses fro a minute before responding slowly.

“I…I like you Y/n. Like, like you like you.” He gets up, pacing around.

“That’s why I did all of this,” He gestures to all your devises, “Why I wont stop bothering you.” He gestures to you, then runs his hands through his hair. You’d never seen him nervous like this before.

“I want you to…To be mine Y/n. Will you…be my girlfriend?” He asks quietly, looking down at his feet. A smile spreads across your face, and you stand from the couch. You walk up to him and cup his face making him look at you.

“Of course.” You say softly, he looks at you with surprise before he grins and pulls you into a hug.

“All you had to do was ask, BEN. Not piss me off first.” You say, giggling.

“Sorry about that.” He laughs and looks at you, smiling widely. Gently, he leans down and kisses you. Maybe today wasn’t as bad as you thought it would be.

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

how does ellen degeneres’ wife ever fuck her like. u close ur eyes for a second and thats dory telling u shes gonna raw ur ass all the way to 42 wallaby way sydney

[aryanstark]

[larrysmint]

can she just get an award or something

[moeranda]

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

[edwardspoonhands]

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

[failure-to-communicate]

This will forever be my favorite

[lazyspidey16]

So beautiful ! 😍

[potatopup]

a very sleepy potato all tucked in for bed

[gasp-theenemy]

Opening videos for Persona 3 Dancing Moon Night and Persona 5 Dancing Star Night.

[phantomseptember]

Dracula Yoshitaka Amano

[golvio]

@corseque

[clubs-thefool]

Let's talk about this year's 4/13

It is simultaneously Homestuck 413, International kissing day, and Friday the 13th. In summary, I need to find myself a ghost gf who likes homestuck and is willing to kiss me

[sunshinepersonify]

don’t be afraid, just begin.

[diorhyuck]

taehyung’s sneeze vs jimin’s sneeze LMAO

[whispering--memories17]

[Soulmate Au- Levi Ackerman x Reader]

Au where the when you write something on your skin in turns up on your Soulmate too. • At first you weren’t all that sure that you even had a soulmate. • You wrote reminders to yourself on your arm all the time and you doodled on your arm during the theory part of your training. • But nothing ever appeared on your arm. • Ever. • It was really frustrating. • One day you tried writing on your arm “Are you even there?” And you waited for a response. • Levi was becoming beyond frustrated. • Pen was the most frustrating thing to try and scrub of your skin and he was sure that his soulmate was doing it to frustrate him at that point. • He never wrote back because not only did he not feel like talking to a stranger, he didn’t want to prompt them to write on their skin more. • Until one day he had enough when they wrote on their arm “Are you even there?” And he decided to respond. • “STOP WRITING ON YOUR GODDAMN ARM, YOUR BRAT, THAT SHIT IS HARD TO SCRUB OFF.” • And you knew who it was immediately. • I mean, who else called everyone a brat and who stressed out about cleaning to the point where it was laughable? • You couldn’t exactly look the Corporal in the eye after that. • You didn’t know how to explain to him that you were his soulmate, but you stopped writing on your arm so as not to anger him further. • He found himself missing the little notes that he always got, no matter how much he tried to deny it. • He had had enough one day as he felt as if they had gone backwards rather than forwards and he decided to scribble on his arm; • “Are you a part of the Survey Corps?” • You didn’t notice the note for a while until you finished up training and Sasha pointed it out to you, giggling. • You took a pen out of your pocket and wrote back as soon as you could. • “I joined this year.” • Levi now knew that you were a part of the same group as Eren Jaeger that had joined. • He asked you questions which were confusing to say the least. You thought he would have asked who you were, but you were glad that that was put off for a while. • He asked you where you were from and how you ranked in training, trivial questions in your opinion. • But he was slowly trying to figure out your identity without asking you, almost sure that you wouldn’t tell him anyway, if not for a while. • He didn’t know who you were for another two months, not until Hangi had dragged you over to their table to discuss how you would be joining the Levi Squad to help keep an eye on Jaeger, considering you both came from the Shiganshina district. • You grabbed your glass of water and were about to take a drink when Levi gasped in shock staring at your arm. • Your sleeve had slid up to reveal the writing on your arm, the writing that matched up identically to his own. • Hange started squealing, giddy that shorty had finally found his Soulmate. • Levi took you up to his office later that night and you two started getting to know each other, without having to go through a pen a week. • You then told him that you knew from when he first responded that it was him, saying that it wasn’t difficult to guess. • He wouldn’t stop blushing for the rest of the night.

[simpforsadbois]

Crush

Request from anon: Eren having a crush on Reader (she’s older) and Levi reacting to it :) ———————–—————–

“Jaeger! Quit staring at (Y/N) and get over here so we can spar!”

You whipped your head around at the mention of your name and saw Jean laughing wildly as Mikasa glared openly at him. Glancing to the left, you could see Eren, who’s cheeks were flushed a deep shade of ruby.

“Kirstein! Where are those laps you owe me from yesterday? You had better get running, unless you want another ten to do!”

His laughter stopped abruptly as he locked eyes with you, hopping off the fence he was sitting on and breaking directly into a sprint.

“Hmm. Seems you have learned a thing or two from me.”

The smirk on Levi’s face was evident in his tone as he stepped beside you.

“I guess you’ve rubbed off on me a little.”

You smiled over your shoulder at him, crossing your arms as you watched the rest of the squad fall in line while you and Levi approached.

“All right, brats. I’m not going to–Oi! Connie! What are you blithering on about, brat?”

Levi’s eyes narrowed in the startled boy’s direction, waiting for a response as he folded his arms tightly across his chest.

“He was just mentioning how Jean is suffering for blabbing in front of Squad Leader (Y/N) that Eren has a crush on her.”

Sasha took a generous bite of the potato she was snacking on, chewing happily and completely oblivious to Levi’s astonished expression.

“Wha–”

Levi shook his head quickly, before pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration.

“What the hell is with you pathetic, good-for-nothing-brats?! All of you, fifteen laps, now! Oi, Kirstein, that’s another fifteen for you!”

Biting your lip, you struggled not to laugh as you looked down, listening to all of them shuffle as they took off running.

“Are you..jealous?”

With everyone else out of earshot, you let out the giggle you were restraining, earning you a dramatic roll-of-the-eyes from Levi.

“Hey, I’m just asking. I mean, if you feel threatened by a fifteen year old boy, let me know.”

Levi sighed as you continued to laugh, then he glared over at the running figures.

“Jaeger! Quit slacking off! That’s another five laps, brat!”

You turned away, covering your mouth as you tried to calm your laughter. Levi shot a sideways glance in your direction, but you could tell he was forcing back a smile.

“Come on, Captain. It’s a little funny.”

You took a step towards him, wrapping your arm around his waist as you stood directly beside him.

“Only thing that’s funny is that brat thinking he would ever even remotely have a chance with you.”

You cracked up again and looked over to see his stoic expression had broken into an amused smile.

“You’re the only one for me. Besides, I’m not into younger men.”

“Oi, watch your tongue or I’ll have you out running laps next, brat.”

Levi smirked playfully as he pulled you in closer to him, kissing you gently.

[michaeldiary-main]

Dating Levi Ackerman headcanons. 💓

A/N: Do you guys understand how happy this made me? Send help pls

+ He’s an interesting boyfriend to say the very least. + You and him are polar opposites. You’re fun, carefree and bubbly then there’s Levi who’s serious, stoic and feared. + Besides your beauty, your personality is what really drew him to you. In a way he admired the fact that you could be so positive through everything. + It was definitely really hard to get him to open up to you when you two first started dating. In fact, many people had no idea that you were together for the first three months. + You started to believe he wasn’t really interested in you. + It was until one night you were in his office and he wasn’t paying any attention to you because he was doing work and you just lost it. + “Maybe this whole thing was a mistake..” + You got up and headed towards the door but Levi stopped you by grabbing your hand. You turned around to look at him and you soon found his lips crashing onto yours. The first kiss you both shared together and it was spectacular. + “Don’t be stupid, brat.” + “I- Wha- Okay.” + Levi is very protective over you. + He’s always pushing you past your limit during training because he wants you to be the strongest you that you can be. Mentally and physically. + You’re very territorial over your man. + He’s Levi fucking Ackerman. So many girls want to get in his pants and it pisses you off to no end. + “What’s your problem, brat?” + “She has looked over here at you way too many times in my book and if she keeps staring at you- I don’t know what I’m gonna do but I’m gonna do it!” + Levi low key thinks your the most adorable thing when you’re mad because you go off on these ramblings and you get all pouty. You think you’re trying to be intimidating but it’s actually the opposite. + PDA isn’t Levi’s thing but it’s definitely yours. + You like to randomly walk up to him and peck him on the lips then skip away innocently. + He always bitches at you about it but yet he always kisses you back when you do it. + You feed him because sometimes he forgets to eat. + You’re the only one who can make his tea. + His sleeping schedule is so shitty. + You literally have to drag him to bed away from his desk. + He likes to sleep on top of you listening to your heartbeat while you cradle his head. + He hates rainy days. Those are the only times where he doesn’t work. He locks himself in his room. + “Levi? Open up… I’m worried..” + You understand why but he has yet to open up about their deaths to you. You’re not upset with him though, when he’s ready, you’re ready. + Slapping his booty when he walks by. + “Did- did you just slap my ass?” + “Yes, I did. You could bounce a dime off that thing.” + also, BOOTY DRUMS. You always tap on his butt to a random tune because you say its good luck. + “Why the hell are you harassing my ass?” + “Oh Levi, its for good luck!” + Every time the corps goes on an expedition Levi gets anxious for your well being. He has an eye on you the whole time. + Everyone ships you two so fucking hard.

[bungou-stray-dogs-indulgences]

Goodluck with your new blog!!! may I have a scenario for Dazai finding someone about to commit suicide and talking them down from it?? Thank you and I hope your blog goes well!

Thank you for the well-wishing!! God this is from the blog was fresh ;;; Now that exams are over, I have more time for scenarios, so they’re coming much more often, I promise! So sorry for all the scenario requestors that have to wait approximately three billion years… 

Keep reading

[goddamnitdazai]

Well hello hello, welcome back, now when the inbox is open I'd like to as a scenario how Dazai decides to tell his s/o what's under his bandages and because we still don't know it let's just end it with how he starts unwrapping them good luck 💖💖

ahhhh this has been in my head for so long and I finally got around to it. Thanks for being such a support cute nugget and sorry this took so long! Posting it earlier than Friday just for you <3{ Drabble }{ Dazai x Reader }{ Fluff || Romance }                “Gangster tattoos from yourPort Mafia days?”                “No silly!”                “Are you part skeleton? Doyou hide it because you think I won’t sleep with a half man half skeleton?”                When Dazai laughs itignites a pool of butterflies lurking in your stomach. His chest rumbles andhis eyes fall closed like a small child finding pure bliss in the joke of afriend. Lean arms encircle your waist and tug you flush to his chest. Summerheat cascades glowing strips against the shade of the trees leaving a myriad ofgolden yellow patterns scattered across the grass. The scent of fresh doriyakiand sweet sake undulates with the scent of blooming pastel flowers. Bees hum astheir wings carry them to each succulent bustle of pinks and whites andyellows. A warm breeze shifts Dazai’s bangs from his forehead—you’d alwayswondered how he dealt with his mop of hair on hot days.                  “Would you still love me ifI was part skeleton? ”                  “Will you just tell me? Orshow me? As much as I adore your mummy aesthetic I would like to run my nailsup and down every inch of skin rather than what’s left between the bandages. It’sunfair!”                Dazai sighs and presses agentle kiss to your forehead. Your knees graze the quilt spread out beneath theshade of a towering tree. ‘The perfectplace for a romantic lunch’ Dazai had said after he yanked you from the ADA’soffices right before noon. Despite his off-the wall antics at times Dazai had atalent of setting a remarkably intimate and romantic mood even in a park withfifty other people casually walking beneath the shade of the trees.  Smoother than silk your fingertips dance alongthe collar of his shirt before flitting down the center of his chest. His vesthad been shrugged off with his coat due to the heat—and your insistence; who could deny how good he looked in just a buttondown?               Stark white bandages contrastthe peachy hue of his skin. Their existence pulls a frown that makes Dazaigasp. Quickly his lips pepper yours with playful kisses until a smile is coaxedover your initial pout. His hands roam up your back and down your arms, taperinglittle patterns of goosebumps over your skin. Knowing his game of distractionall too well your hands cross against your chest, pout returning to Dazai’sdismay. Another sigh escapes his lips as he glances at you with his own irritationforming above his brows.                “You’re not going to lethis go are you?” Dazai asks quietly before slipping his hands off your arms.                “I don’t like secretsDazai. You know this.”                Dazai eye’s scan your facecarefully, as if inscribing each minor detail to his memory. The consistent façadeof elated happiness fades and replaces itself with a melancholy softness onlyyou’ve been witness to. When Dazai opens himself he is all or nothing, andright now beneath the warm summer breeze and honey-gold sunlight he isirrevocably transparent. For you—only. One hand cups your cheek and the otherreaches for his neck. The white cloth loosens and begins to pool around the baseof his neck as he unwinds it.                “Only for you because itmakes you happy.” 

[yurio-plisetksy]

For headcannons: The main 3 YoI where they find reader trying to hurt themselves??

Yuuri Katsuki:

He can’t help but cry at the sight of you, feeling like he’d almost lost you if he didn’t barge into the bathroom. 

He wondered what took you so long, and as he walked past it and heard no sound whatsoever he figured something was wrong. And something was definitely wrong.

He’ll carefully remove the object you were holding as he spoke to you, tearing up at the dried liquid staining the surface of it. 

He promises you that together you’ll find a way to solve this, and as you explain to him what this meant for you, he immediately tells you to stop since it’s not a healthy way to deal with your struggles.

Victor Nikiforov:

He drops his mug as he finds you in the kitchen, a lighter held under your skin. Your gaze is focused on the wound it creates and you didn’t hear Victor coming until the ceramic hit the floor.

Rushing over, he grabbed your arm and tugged you under the tap to cool the burned skin. Meanwhile his mind is going full panic mode, asking why you were doing this and if you knew how bad it was for you.

Victor seems to be angry at first, but once you notice him wiping away his tears, you see how worried he actually is. 

He explains that he doesn’t exactly know how to deal with this, but he promises you that he’ll help you with whatever was necessary. As long as it made you stop hurting yourself, he’d try anything.

Yuri Plisetsky:

Yuri is absolutely devastated. But instead of crying or feeling empathy, his first reaction is to get angry at you for doing such a thing… which maybe isn’t the best reaction in such a situation.

He yells at you for trying to hurt yourself, trying to make you understand why this was bad for you and that he never wanted you to feel like this.

And for some reason you could see beyond his harsh words, and the tears in his eyes betrayed his hidden emotions. His voice cracked and the volume of his voice decreased little by little to the point he was whispering.

You meant everything to him. Seeing you hurt yourself was the worst thing he could ever imagine.

[knb-scenarios-gom-blog]

Rin and Midorima eating out their s/o?

WARNING NSFW!

Midorima: Midorima were almost always the one blushing during intimate times with you. But this time he was really horny and it had been so long since you two had done something intimate so he wasn’t going to hold back.

He pushed you down into the mattress. All your clothes were lying all over the bedroom floor. Without hesitating he moved his lips down to your nipples sucking hard on each one.  

“ahhhh Sh…Shintarou!” you whined and writhed under his touch. 

He let his fingers caressing your skin. Midorima pressed two digits into you and started to move it in and out. You gasped when he pressed in a third. 

“S..Stop Shin-chan” you pant. You grasped his green hair and pulled him up for a kiss. 

“I need you now.” 

Midorima gave you a smirk. 

“Let’s not rush things nanodayo. And before you contradict he moved down your body and gave your inner thighs a few nibbles. 

He ran his tongue over your clit making you gasp. He looked up at you with a devilish smile on his face. 

“Tell me what you want nanodayo.” 

You blushed and looked away, too embarrassed. Once again he ran his tongue over your clit a little rougher. Making you moan shamelessly.  

“Well? You need to tell me, otherwise I don’t know” 

“Just let me come” 

“Sorry I didn’t hear you” 

“Dammit Shintarou! Lick me damn good and let med come!” 

Once again went down but this time he didn’t let go. 

He captured your clit carefully between his teeth and sucked you hard making you scream.

Rin: He is a god at eating out his partner. The way he works his tongue to make you scream. He loves to tease you and he never lets you come before you have begged multiple times. Always having you on the edge. 

“Ah” you moaned out. 

“I haven’t even touched there you yet and you are already like this?”

Rin chuckled and looked up from his place between your legs with a devilish grin. Just feeling his warm breath against your clothed crotch made you shiver and moan. 

He pulled down your underwear and tossed it to the other side of the bedroom. Giving your inner thigh a nibble making you moan before kissing his way closer. 

He ran his tongue over your clit first fast and then painfully slow practically making you scream out his name clutching the sheets underneath you. 

“Matsuoka! Please let me come” 

Rin pressed a finger inside of you and started to pump in and out as he sucked on your clit. 

“Huh? I don’t think I heard you princess?” 

“ahhhh god!” You could feel how near you were, you needed this. 

“Stop calling out some other dude’s name. I’m the one who is making you feel like this.” Rin grunted and pulled away as a punishment.

 “Come on Matsuoka!” you yelled. 

“Then tell me what you want otherwise I don’t know”. He ran his thumb over your clit. 

“Just make me come with your tongue!” you screamed. 

“Well that wasn’t so hard was it?” 

Rin leaned down and plunged his tongue inside you making you buck your hips and cry out.