liamkylesullivan sentence starters
“go ahead and open your presents”
“what did you expect? con-dams?”
“i’m gonna betch slap ya, shitbag”
“(insert muse here) what are you going to do with your life?”
“i’m gonna get what i want”
“shoes. oh my god, shoes.”
“these shoes rule, these shoes suck.”
“i think you have too many shoes.”
“your feet are kinda big”
“by the way bitch, fuck you.”
“those shoes are mine betch.”
“the lesbians are here, oh boy.”
“i’ve always said that the best folk music comes from the dutch.”
“here’s some whiskey honey, makes you feel better.”
“they don’t have a dang-er”
“that language i do not understand and therefore it makes me angry.”
“i’m going to betch-slap the dumb outta you.”
“i wanna borrow that top.”
“aren’t we friends? so what’s the problem?”
“i’ve already been to the mall and it sucks.”
“it’s so nice that we can all eat together as a family.”
“oh, she looks like a dead person.”
“we are not feeding whiskey to the children.”
“those telemarketers always get me.”
“shoes, shoes, shoes, gay.”
“that’s the one who comes around looking for sex!”
“don’t have sex. sex is for married people.”
*stuffs bread roll into mouth seductively*
“you’re so thin, you won’t last through the winter. have some whiskey!”
“you had to text message break up! you fuck up!”
“i’ll be like mace in your face, on myspace.”
“just you wait until you see the shit about you i’m going to blog about.”
“you can’t text message breakup.”
“i’ll go alanis morissette on you.”
“he plays with his asshole in the shower.”
“you still owe me twelve-hundred dollars.”
“i want all my stuff back.”
“asbestos! i’m baking muffins as best as i can!”
“you’ll eat a muffin! you’ll eat it and like it!”
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