[nungers-deactivated20150403]

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

[okkcupid]

My life would be so fucking dope if I didn’t want to destroy myself

[okkcupid]

My new tumblr is @wumbovaries and now I’ve changed the name to this one lol

[dollribbons]

cute little cow baby in a field of red flowers

[okkcupid]

I got a new phone and do not remember the password to my account so I have to use my old phone to get on here lololol if I never come back sorry

[unclefather]

cross faded in the Walmart watching the trolls moving in real life after taking ambien and drinking a 5 hour energy

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Damn what walmart you at

[unclefather]

im physically in my bed at home but my brain is inside Walmart looking at the boost mobile phone plans

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[beowulfs-booty-call]

[spacemancharisma]

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[uranodioning]

[caption] driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul. driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul! paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash! driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out. [/caption]

[lauf-aiya-rson-deactivated20190]

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]

[okkcupid]

Tfw your abuser gets married and you spend all day at work fucking sobbing because what the actual fuck

[miloyiannopoulos]

cant a girl just do the best she can *does my worst*

[meanplastic]

What the fuck is this ad omfgggg

[vomit-princess]

I'm laughing so hard I just refound this @wumbovaries

[okkcupid]

Anyway, buy nudes/videos from me I’m tryna buy a pair of shoes

[felicitysmoak-archived]

I’m way too old for dolls!

Coraline (2009) dir. Henry Selick 

[vivienvalentino]

You probably think this world is a dream come true… but you’re wrong.

CORALINE 2009 | Henry Selick

[distantvoices]

Adut via @jawaraw on Instagram

[okkcupid]

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