「Puu」”My type is...” | .2.
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❝❝ If you, reader, were to say: “My type is someone just like you. ♡ ”
Otonoshin, Koito
(If he isn’t interested - X) “Ha-ha, of course. It can’t be helped you fell for me.” “However, give up. I have not even the slightest interest in you.” Even though all you said was ‘you’re my type,’ he makes a big deal out of it. “If you insist, I’ll let you become a drinking buddy of mine.” (Tea-drinking buddy, that is.) Be grateful, ha! He would take up an incredibly arrogant attitude.
(If he’s into you - O) He screams. Nothing but that. He grips your hands, goes “&Q#”$#%!!!” in Satsuma while pulling you close, and accidentally smashes your nose against his chest.
Tokushirou, Tsurumi
(X) “Well now—to be told so by a lovely lady such as yourself is an honor.” He smiles, smoothly rolling out a prepared response.
(O) “…meaning?” He asks with a smile, even though his eyes are anything but. “What, exactly, is so charming about me?” “If someone had those same qualities, would you find them just as attractive?” He thoroughly questions you, wanting for more precise words.
Tokishige, Usami
(X) “Oh~. Why thank you.” While he answers in monotone, and only the corners of his mouth lift, these thoughts ring in his mind: ‘Even if you tell me that, what am I supposed to do about it? Whatever. It would be a pain in the ass to even ask.’
(O) “Really!?” He immediately bites onto what you said. “How many times have you masturbated about me? I’ve done it twice thinking of you!” “Ah, but today was a busy day. Yesterday I did it five times!” The way he measures affection is odd.
Nikaidou
(X) “Hmm… Ah, a bird!” He starts screaming and pointing at a sparrow just outside a window.
(O) “You are my type!” You both have the same thinking, no? How great! But then—. “And that’s why I like that one nurse! She is the one who looks most like you, so that’s why she’s the best nurse here!” Your ‘type’ and his seem to have a slight difference in nature.