sex, drugs and rock & roll

Hello. I'm Olivier Smythe, and I live in San Francisco with my brother, Charlie. I'm a skateboarder and a big fan of sleeping. And i'm getting better so don't worry. I lived in France forever and it fucking sucked, then I lived in LA. Then I lived in a hospital, and now I live in San Francisco. The hospital had the nicest food. forvever young or growing older just the same I really like Arrow and the weird show called Bates Motel. I also like organising things into the right order and redecorating, but mostly because I get bored really easily. And I wouldn't recommend the pizza from Chicago. 4/10, very misleading.

[sanfranciscoclarington-deactiva]

Right. It’s not funny but here i am laughing uncontrollably, Marc.

[olismy]

Stop it Hunter!!

[bastianfsmythe]

Animals need homes too.

There are a lot of animal shelters in town. 

[olismy]

They kill them. And your boyfriend keeps calling me Marc.

[sir-charliesmythe]

I made 13 poptarts

Why?

[olismy]

For dinner.

[sanfranciscoclarington-deactiva]

Stop it.

Ooh I’m just sitting over here quaking in fear. He said nonchalantly. 

[sanfranciscoclarington-deactiva]

Actually, I find it quite hilarious. 

[olismy]

It’s not funny.

[sanfranciscoclarington-deactiva]

Stop it.

Ooh I’m just sitting over here quaking in fear. He said nonchalantly. 

[olismy]

That’s not funny.

[olismy]

@camjsmythe: @oliskates no, you were

@oliskates: true i'm too cool for this family

[olismy]

@camjsmythe: @oliskates no those are gross.

@oliskates: were you adopted

[olismy]

@camjsmythe: @oliskates i'm not watching it.

@oliskates: but will you help me eat the poptarts

[olismy]

@camjsmythe: @oliskates and that's relevant how

@oliskates: bribery

[olismy]

@camjsmythe: @oliskates no. i ain't watch that cheap rugby knock off.

@oliskates: i made 2.125 boxes of poptarts

[olismy]

@camjsmythe: @oliskates lol k

@oliskates: why are you being boring

@oliskates: watch football with me i will help you understand

[grantgustinbr]

[olismy]

@camjsmythe: @oliskates wow so original.

@oliskates: i appreciate your praise

[olismy]

@camjsmythe: why does american football even exist

@oliskates: why do you

[olismy]

I don’t want long hair. I want soft hair that he’ll play with if I take a nap.

[alexislowpez-deactivated2016061]

Tell him to play with your hair! It works when you ask nicely and smile. 

[olismy]

Maybe that would work better.

[alexislowpez-deactivated2016061]

So you put bugs because you’re jealous? Why don’t you just grow your hair? 

[olismy]

I don’t want long hair. I want soft hair that he’ll play with if I take a nap.

[calebsterling-deactivated201604]

Borderline zero?

[olismy]

No-- I don’t know what i’m borderline, but i’m borderline something. I think it was 79. Maybe 78.