passerotta.

He allowed himself to be swayed by his conviction that human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves.Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living.

[deanmoth]

[olivadunhams]

sometimes i can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives i’m not...

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[olivadunhams]

sometimes i can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives i’m not...

i have moved, if you want to follow my new blog, please do so!!!

[ledger-heath]

Lizzo performs her hit “Truth Hurts” live on the BET Awards stage.

[nerd4music]

LIZZO for Allure Magazine | March 2019 photography by Luke Gilford

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[trilllizard666]

Gordon: How is the food here? What’s best to order?

Ill Treated And Underpaid Server, About To Purposefully Suggest The Absolute Worst Thing On The Menu:

[starwarsshippings]

if by ‘’vanilla’’ ships you mean ships with a healthy amount of respect, trust and love for eachother, then yes. i love vanilla ships. i am the queen of all things vanilla. my name is vanilla. 

[cindersart]

that one friend who hates the same shit i hate: can i be petty abt — me, thru 10 loudspeakers: release the salt

[arielries]

i couldn’t stop thinking about these tweets so i doodled some accompaniments  

[mathematurgist]

I can’t believe that this was written by the writer of Bojack horseman.

[coder-avatar-star]

I’m livid

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

That is the most Goldblumiest thing to say. I believe it.

[silentlycrazy]

Jeff goldblum and Tony hawk lead exact opposite lives

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]

[galvanismistheconcept]

[anxietyproblem]

[dammit-sammy]

Better to have mcfreakin loved and mcfreakin lost than never to have mcfreakin loved at all

[sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat]

[olivadunhams]

{ ⋀ } —- talk about your favorite ship! pick one bitch

listen at this point i’m pissed off that i’ve tried to answer this eight times so let’s not waste it by calling you a lunatic

brea flores

&

dallas warwick

brea & dallas; together since high school, probably voted cutest couple or something like that, the parents of their friend group who go out of their way to make sure they all eat and are getting enough water, recently engaged after they were both going to propose at the same time and are now planning their wedding and trying to agree on who gets who in their non traditional wedding party.

[newgirlss-blog-blog]