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@oliverdelaney
oliverdelaney:
She smiled and ruffled the dark hair “You have really soft hair. What smapoo do you use?” She asked with a raise of her brow “Ewie! Please take me out to lunch and ice creaamm!” She begged with a soft whine, nuzzling her face into his hair.
"That kiddie stuff, y'know, the kind that's all fruity smelling? 'S what's usually in the shower." He shrugged. "Okay, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you to get lunch, but at McDonald's. Deal?"
oliverdelaney:
She giggled softly and played with his hair. “Of course you are my curly haired little monster! But you could also buy me some ice cream! Or take me out for lunch cause school lunch is ewie!”
Oliver hummed appreciatively, both at what she said and how her fingers threaded through his hair. “But today’s I’m-not-sure-what-this-is-but-it’s-definately-not-meatloaf day. That’s your favourite.” He teased, chuckling under his breath.
“It’s my birthday! Its my birthday!” The blonde grinned and danced around the room playfully before jumping on to the person’s back “It’s my birthdaaayyyyy!” She giggled and stared at them expectantly “Where’s my present?”
Oliver had to stop and catch his breath after Lucy jumped on his back before he was able to actually answer her question. “What, I’m not enough of a present?” He asked, looking up and pouting at her.
“I seriously don’t think you understand how amazing my rap skills are,” Dani teased moments before breaking into song. “In… West Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool, and shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school.” The brunette paused shortly before her face grew red and she burst out into laughter. “Mkay, maybe not. But what the fuck ever. I bet you can’t do much better.”
“I’m not even gonna try, you’re embarrassing yourself enough for the both of us.” Oliver laughed and shook his head.
oliverdelaney:
Cute. No, I mean I will help you do it.
That doesn’t sound like nearly as much fun.
oliverdelaney:
“What would you do if she wasn’t cute?” She asked, cautiously taking a step away from him.
“..I don’t know. Never thought that far ahead.”
oliverdelaney:
“I’m so glad I’ve never had that experience before in my life.”
“Count your blessings, babe.”
oliverdelaney:
“Aww, she is in a great age where the only thing she has to worry is about playing with her toys” She smiled happily “Yeah if you don’t count the boogers and dipers. So you are the type of brother who spoils is little sister, am I right?”
“And naps. Toys and naps. I get so jealous of her for that.” He said, shaking his head lightly. “Someone’s gotta be her favourite, right? Might as well be me.”
oliverdelaney:
Oh. That doesn’t sound like much fun.
No fun at all. Now I’ve got half a week of homework to bullshit my way out of.
oliverdelaney:
So do I. I’m just glad that not all planes malfunction like they do in the movies.
If planes were all like there are in movies we’d probably all be dead. Actually, we’d all be dead if a lot of things were like the movies.
oliverdelaney:
“I feel you. 100%, man. Try to do a good thing and make them feel safe then they get you sick.”
“I know, right? I was nice to someone, so why do I get punished for it?”
oliverdelaney:
Ugh, that happened to me once with my sister. Let’s just say once I was feeling better…I got some good revenge.
This is why I'm not having kids if I can help it. They're great and all and I love the kid to death, but they're all full of germs.
oliverdelaney:
Do you need help?
By help do you mean you’ll do it for me?
oliverdelaney:
“Aww she sounds adorable, how old is she?” She smiled at him “Honestly I believe that little kids give the best hugs and cuddles”
“She’s four. Doesn’t look it though. Little shrimp.” Oliver nodded in agreement. “Definitely. Little kids are my favourite kind of humans. Minus the boogers and diapers.”
oliverdelaney:
“Well hopefully you won’t get sick soon, that would just suck for you and everyone else around you,” She replied, “But that’s adorable!”
“Little late for that.” He sniffled, less out of necessity than to make a point. “Still getting over the cold. She’s pretty lucky she’s cute.”
oliverdelaney:
Typical guy.
Hey, have you ever tried to put one of those strechy sheets on before? Almost impossible. You can’t even fold those.
oliverdelaney:
You didn’t sterilize the sheets before using them after she had been sleeping on them?
That would require like. Changing the sheets. Too much work.
