Bend Over, Rover!

An Omar Romero RP Blog// FC David Balheim

[omargoodness]

back online because there’s nothing else to fucking do here

[omargoodness]

i’m not going NEAR that school and all those kids are too pussy to come here

[omargoodness]

back online because there’s nothing else to fucking do here

[toptiertownie]

Welcome back to the pit of despair and degeneracy.

[omargoodness]

this place SUCKS

i tried to snatch a purse from some lady earlier and she didn’t even have any fucking cash on her

[omargoodness]

back online because there’s nothing else to fucking do here

[omargoodness]

[ omar’s faceclaim went and liked photos on my instagram and idk how to feel

[omargoodness]

what am i even doing

[omargoodness]

there’s too many stupid fucking critters in this town

[clintakahenry]

how much u gonna pay me 2 eat that

[omargoodness]

$5

[omargoodness]

there’s too many stupid fucking critters in this town

[omargoodness]

there’s nothing to do in this stupid waste of a town

[omargoodness]

someone should just bomb this town

[omargoodness]

i got flagged trying to cross a border a couple times and they tried to detain me and i got sick of it because i hadn’t done anything

then one time i did get detained and they told me about that shit, how i was a suspect of blah blah blah and i was like what the fuck i haven’t even done anything

[studdmuffintop]

What a bunch of shit. Border patrol are such pricks. Cops in general man. Fuck that shit. They’ll do anything to fuck with people I swear.

[omargoodness]

cops suck ass especially the ones in this shitty town, they’ll nab you for lookin funny nowadays

[omargoodness]

someone should just bomb this town

[omargoodness]

i got flagged trying to cross a border a couple times and they tried to detain me and i got sick of it because i hadn’t done anything

then one time i did get detained and they told me about that shit, how i was a suspect of blah blah blah and i was like what the fuck i haven’t even done anything

[omargoodness]

someone should just bomb this town

[omargoodness]

yeah, i read up on it and i’ve been on one so i learned all about that shit

your name gets nominated from some pick and they put you on if they think you’re some fucking terrorist or something

[studdmuffintop]

Honestly tho that’s really fuckin interesting.  Are you still on the list you was on before?

[omargoodness]

no i had to go through all this bullshit to get it removed but you wouldn’t believe how many fuckin omar romeros there are doing stupid shit

[omargoodness]

someone should just bomb this town

[omargoodness]

yeah, i read up on it and i’ve been on one so i learned all about that shit

your name gets nominated from some pick and they put you on if they think you’re some fucking terrorist or something

[omargoodness]

someone should just bomb this town

[studdmuffintop]

Damn, boy, you’re a little dark, aintcha?

Not saying you’re wrong, but goddamn. We talkin nukes here or regular ol fire bombing?

[omargoodness]

nukes! so many nukes, dude, full on nuclear war

it might be dark but this place SUCKS

[studdmuffintop]

LMAO we’re going to end up on some sort of watchlist with this convo.  I could go for some…what’s it those schoolkids call it?  Aesthetic?  Yeah.  Nuclear fallout aesthetic.  Bring it on.

[omargoodness]

nahhh they aren’t looking for suggestions to put on a watchlist they’re lookin for threats

i don’t understand the aesthetics shit they talk about, they make it sound like everything involves aesthetics

[omargoodness]

someone should just bomb this town

[whats-punk]

I would gladly strike a match and burn this whole place down

[omargoodness]

that’s not what i meant but why not, fire can be fun

[omargoodness]

someone should just bomb this town

[studdmuffintop]

Damn, boy, you’re a little dark, aintcha?

Not saying you’re wrong, but goddamn. We talkin nukes here or regular ol fire bombing?

[omargoodness]

nukes! so many nukes, dude, full on nuclear war

it might be dark but this place SUCKS

[omargoodness]

someone should just bomb this town

[clintakahenry]

[omargoodness]

5% garlic

10% texas