Leave Me Alone

Edgar Munsen | 20 | Aries | Dudley O'Shaughnessy

[aquaberryblues]

God, I do hope I’m done crying in my room before Miss Whitmore returns. It would be ever so dreadful to show such weakness in front of such a recent acquaintance, and it would affect this opportunity to network for the future greatly.

[toptiertownie]

If you’re really so ashamed then why are you posting about it for the world to see? Seems like a pretty transparent cry for attention if you ask me. Try a little harder next time, bud.

[aquaberryblues]

Because it’s my goddamned blog and I’ll post what the fuck I like. Maybe I had homework to do afterwards and just left it up. Try a little harder next time, you fuck.

[toptiertownie]

Hey, I’m just calling it as I see it. Your execution could use some work.

[aquaberryblues]

Go piss up a rope, poor boy.

[toptiertownie]

Hah, alright kid, whatever you say.

[aquaberryblues]

God, I do hope I’m done crying in my room before Miss Whitmore returns. It would be ever so dreadful to show such weakness in front of such a recent acquaintance, and it would affect this opportunity to network for the future greatly.

[toptiertownie]

If you’re really so ashamed then why are you posting about it for the world to see? Seems like a pretty transparent cry for attention if you ask me. Try a little harder next time, bud.

[aquaberryblues]

Because it’s my goddamned blog and I’ll post what the fuck I like. Maybe I had homework to do afterwards and just left it up. Try a little harder next time, you fuck.

[toptiertownie]

Hey, I’m just calling it as I see it. Your execution could use some work.

[aquaberryblues]

God, I do hope I’m done crying in my room before Miss Whitmore returns. It would be ever so dreadful to show such weakness in front of such a recent acquaintance, and it would affect this opportunity to network for the future greatly.

[toptiertownie]

If you’re really so ashamed then why are you posting about it for the world to see? Seems like a pretty transparent cry for attention if you ask me. Try a little harder next time, bud.

[omargoodness]

back online because there’s nothing else to fucking do here

[omargoodness]

i’m not going NEAR that school and all those kids are too pussy to come here

[toptiertownie]

Alright man, suit yourself. Good luck finding any cash.

[omargoodness]

back online because there’s nothing else to fucking do here

[toptiertownie]

Welcome back to the pit of despair and degeneracy.

[omargoodness]

this place SUCKS

i tried to snatch a purse from some lady earlier and she didn’t even have any fucking cash on her

[toptiertownie]

That's why you gotta go for the high school kids, man. Mommy and Daddy love to line their little angel's pockets, but they'd never trust them with a credit card.

Use your brain next time.

[omargoodness]

back online because there’s nothing else to fucking do here

[toptiertownie]

Welcome back to the pit of despair and degeneracy.

[kingqcallahan]

some dumb fucker @ the trailer park imported an illegal kangaroo so we gon steal that lil man and send him back

but if y’all tryna cop pictures til i get them arrangements together it’s $2 a pop 😈

[toptiertownie]

You got that dumb fuck's name? Shits not cool.

[oulahlah]

So… Cliques?

I can see the kids have a system, guess I know one, but… How’s this work?

[toptiertownie]

Never thought of it as all that weird, I guess it’s just something you don’t really question around here.

[oulahlah]

I guess because that’s just how it works. Do you know what they all are? Gimme a little guidance, maybe?

[toptiertownie]

Oh shit, sorry.

You got the Bullies, pretty self explanatory. The Preps, basically a bunch of spoiled rich kids. The Greasers, again, self explanatory, think 50s style without much substance. The Nerds, socially awkward and physically revolting but intelligent. The Jocks, a bunch of borderline retarded gay guys always going around slapping eachother’s asses, the epitome of “no homo”. And last but not least, my clique, the Townies, just a group of drop outs.

The Bullies are lead by this total meathead named Russell who’s repeated his freshman year at least five times now. The Preps are led by this douchebag Derby, real scummy guy, his dad is loaded. The Greasers are led by this other douchebag, Johnny, but the dude’s barely around anymore. Can’t be fucked to remember who the Nerds are led by. And the Jocks are led by Ted, who’s pretty much a carbon copy of every other kid in his clique.

[oulahlah]

There we go, this makes sense now. The greaser ones definitely explain the weird fifties lingo I heard coming up through town yesterday. Any of them bug you a lot? What’re the rivalries like?

This all kinda sounds like a movie. Mean Girls’ lunchroom type of stuff. I’m in awe that cliques are even still a thing.

[toptiertownie]

Can't stand any of those Bullworth brats honestly. Ain't pay too much attention to their petty rivalries and shit, you'll have to ask someone else if you really need to know.

It's always been a normal thing round here, never really hit me that it wasn't normal everywhere else. Never seen Mean Girls lmao.

[oulahlah]

So… Cliques?

I can see the kids have a system, guess I know one, but… How’s this work?

[toptiertownie]

Never thought of it as all that weird, I guess it’s just something you don’t really question around here.

[oulahlah]

I guess because that’s just how it works. Do you know what they all are? Gimme a little guidance, maybe?

[toptiertownie]

Oh shit, sorry.

You got the Bullies, pretty self explanatory. The Preps, basically a bunch of spoiled rich kids. The Greasers, again, self explanatory, think 50s style without much substance. The Nerds, socially awkward and physically revolting but intelligent. The Jocks, a bunch of borderline retarded gay guys always going around slapping eachother's asses, the epitome of "no homo". And last but not least, my clique, the Townies, just a group of drop outs.

The Bullies are lead by this total meathead named Russell who's repeated his freshman year at least five times now. The Preps are led by this douchebag Derby, real scummy guy, his dad is loaded. The Greasers are led by this other douchebag, Johnny, but the dude's barely around anymore. Can't be fucked to remember who the Nerds are led by. And the Jocks are led by Ted, who's pretty much a carbon copy of every other kid in his clique.

[oulahlah]

So… Cliques?

I can see the kids have a system, guess I know one, but… How’s this work?

[toptiertownie]

Never thought of it as all that weird, I guess it's just something you don't really question around here.

[oulahlah]

[toptiertownie]

Doubt it, he ain't got a lotta disposable income to pay for that shit.

Ain't the quaint New England town with the nice boarding school an friendly residents like the travel agents want you to believe lmao. Well, I'm basically in charge of this group of drop outs, townies, as we like to be called. We mostly just fuck shit up round town, usually sticking to the Blue Skies area, that's kinda our turf. Nothing too exciting.

I'm Edgar, by the way. Got anything you like to do for fun?

[oulahlah]

Bullworth, your new obsession has arrived.

[toptiertownie]

That a nip ring? You’ll fit right in.

[oulahlah]

It’s the wave right now. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Makes for a cute little peekaboo surprise in my outfits.

[toptiertownie]

You’ll see a lot of ‘em in this town. My boy Clint actually had one of his ripped out at some point, crazy shit.

But hey, welcome to Bullshitworth.

[oulahlah]

Oh… Damn. That is really crazy. Hope he’s okay. I can’t imagine that happening to me.

Thanks! I heard it’s crazy here but I wasn’t expecting tons of nipple piercings and slummy back roads kind of crazy.

[toptiertownie]

Dude eat sleeps and breathes pain, I don't think it really bothered him.

We don't just have tons of nipple piercings and slummy back roads crazy, we've also got religious extremists and spoiled rich kids with yachts and xanax addictions. I also think there's a school shooter kid running around here somewhere, but I ain't certain, I don't keep an eye on the Bullworth news.

[oulahlah]

Bullworth, your new obsession has arrived.

[toptiertownie]

That a nip ring? You’ll fit right in.

[oulahlah]

It’s the wave right now. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Makes for a cute little peekaboo surprise in my outfits.

[toptiertownie]

You'll see a lot of 'em in this town. My boy Clint actually had one of his ripped out at some point, crazy shit.

But hey, welcome to Bullshitworth.

[oulahlah]

Bullworth, your new obsession has arrived.

[toptiertownie]

That a nip ring? You'll fit right in.

[toptiertownie]

Her name is Peaches.

[polyethanol]

She’s so beautiful!

[toptiertownie]

Ain’t she? Lil princess followed me home from the park the other day, she’s real attached to me for some reason. I think this is what being a father feels like.

[polyethanol]

Does she bite your hand when you pet her tummy? 😍😍😍

[toptiertownie]

Nah, she’s pretty gentle, likes to suckle on my shirt.

[polyethanol]

That’s the cutest thing I ever done heard! Oh my lord.

[toptiertownie]

She kneads me with her lil paws while she does it. It's real sweet.

Not to change the subject, but do I know you?

[toptiertownie]

Her name is Peaches.

[polyethanol]

She’s so beautiful!

[toptiertownie]

Ain’t she? Lil princess followed me home from the park the other day, she’s real attached to me for some reason. I think this is what being a father feels like.

[polyethanol]

Does she bite your hand when you pet her tummy? 😍😍😍

[toptiertownie]

Nah, she's pretty gentle, likes to suckle on my shirt.

[toptiertownie]

Her name is Peaches.

[polyethanol]

She’s so beautiful!

[toptiertownie]

Ain't she? Lil princess followed me home from the park the other day, she's real attached to me for some reason. I think this is what being a father feels like.