“Don’t be alarmed. I just thought your boyfriend could do with some improvements. I did warn you not to cross me, and that I had ways of dealing with people who tried to trick me. I simply paid a visit to your flat this morning, had a couple of my pigs kidnap him and brought him back here for, shall we say, some improvements. His mind has been simplified to focus on more important matters now, it was quite a thrill to see all that intelligence and education evaporate. I’m afraid this is all irreversible too. He’s now just a dumb obedient pig. We’ve loosened him up, made his hole nice and sloppy and hungry to enforce his programming too. I thought you’d like to see him, or should I refer to his new name ‘cunthole’, one last time before his new owner picks him up. That is… unless you’d like to join him?”
No, no, I will not leave my friend! What I need to do?
