:))

25, Breadcrumbs on my pillow

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[strangeasexuallegume-deactivate]

GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE

[teaboot]

LIKE THIS

[teaboot]

[teaboot]

WHO BROUGHT THIgS BACK

[thememedaddy]

[lesbiansasuk3-deactivated202602]

?

[wowhead]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[longnuts]

Hell yeah white baby

[galaxywarp]

I reblogged this a few days ago, and then yesterday someone in my family had a baby, so I was talking to my mom about it. And the convo turned into her sharing little pregnancy facts with me. Like how babies get oxygen and nutrients while in the womb.

Which led to her saying, “but that’s also why, if you drink alcohol, the baby is drinking it too. If you do drugs, the baby is doing them too.”

And I thought of this picture. And I said “when you light up, so does he.” And my mom said “yes”

and I said “hell yeah white baby.”

and then I had to apologize to my mom for saying “hell yeah white baby.”

[catchymemes]

[chelseamariep]

Portia Featherington: Penelope, you need to settle down and marry a rich man...

Penelope Featherington

[thememedaddy]

[gaylor-moon]

[grippy3000]

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

[grippy3000]

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

[pettyartist]

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

[nentuaby]

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[only-cat-memes]

[lvgvcy-deactivated20260523]

worrying is like worshipping the problem

[otabekisautistic]

and brother i’m on my knees

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

thanks for the warmup folks

[noah-wyles]

tell me this isn't them to a tee

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[kat-rose-griffith]

The way that even I was confused why Portia was loitering, in the scene when Colin gave Penelope her ring, until I realized oh they’re supposed to have a chaperone. They’re usually supposed to have a chaperone but they never do and even funnier, they were as thrown off by it as I was

[wildwren]

im sorry but also im not

[anxietyproblem]

[daddyfuckedme]