:~)

idgaf lmao

[pleatedjeans]

[cesaray]

[catchymemes]

Imagine knowing Beyonce could’ve been your mother

[ifiwasthelastgirl-blog]

[dunsparce]

life is hard for this dog

[shinvermouthea]

how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave  to a dog

[omgswagyolo]

ya girl is back

[sludgewave420]

everything was blue

his jat

his jorts

his joots

[thebootydiaries]

this post gave me the black plague

[filbipott]

dont you mean

the blue plague

[potatoshoe]

The jague

[thebootydiaries]

how dare u make me read that with my own 2 eyes

[paintdeath]

Me

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[ithelpstodream]

[justbadpuns]

Had to post a 4/20 pun

[fh3207972]

haven’t texted this boy back all day because i remembered that he asked my friend for nudes while we were talking when i was 16

[etica]

Job interview in 10 minutes wish me luck 😊🙏

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[memelovingbot]

extra hour in the loss.jpg pit

[whatsshecalled-archive]

im so sorry i had to

[dogpuppy]

Give The Child The Hand of The Beans

[naamahdarling]

You ever see an idea so good and yet so terrible that you know you would use it but never tell another soul?