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"My dude! The number one rule is do. not. use. flour. to put out. a cooking fire. That's how you make it worse!"
“.... Teddy, why would I want to conjure Freddy?”
"So I can go in his stomach hatch like Gregory. Duh."
“I can promise you that I am not going to scream.”
“No, you’re just going to Conjure animatronics to come after us later because of your nightmares again.”
“THAT WAS ONE TIME, MATTHEW!”
"Oh! Can you conjure Freddy?"
@trxplehelix
"If we play Security Breach, are you going to scream when Chica teleports? Mom said no screaming unless there's a demon loose."
heroparadigm:
“Yeah right,how is your Mom going to catch me?” He asked. He began to pivot with his super speed all over the place.
“She’d freeze your molecules. Well, she’d probably freeze the molecules of the whole room first.”
“If she asks, I’m telling my mom that you didn’t eat the vegetables she put out. Vegetables are good for you.”
halfmanticorebrothers:
“But they think pranking other people is fun, that’s why they do it. Plus the prank war’s are pretty good for making sure your always ready if something happens.” It was the excuse that they had used when the prank war first became a thing, and it worked to an extent.
The Manor was off limits when it came to the war and so were peoples places of work that weren’t magic related. “That’s an old wives tale solidified by the boy scouts in the early 20th century, Wyatt just orbed out and rung his shirt off over my head.”
“That makes it worse! That makes it so much worse!” Teddy yelled. “If you know you don’t like doing stuff so you force it on other people, that’s so much worse! Mama should ban pranks, all of them, they’re mean and they make fun of people and they’re no good!”
halfmanticorebrothers:
“Okay, I get what your saying. But that’s why you only do prank wars with people you know well, then you can do pranks that you know wont really bother them-just annoy them mildly. Like when I had Melinda help me with a spell that stopped Wyatt from orbing into his apartment and made him bounce off into the San Fran Bay. It annoyed him but he wasn’t angry.”
“But people don’t like being annoyed. That’s what makes it so mean!” Teddy groaned. He didn’t like what home felt like when everyone was annoyed with each other. It was so tense and uncomfortable and sad. “And I don’t think Wyatt likes being bounced into the bay. What if he just ate and started to cramp and drown?”
teddy/ori is an annoying lawful good brat im sure the halliwells are pretty thrilled they didn’t have to grow up with a lawful good teenager in a house full of chaotics 🤣🤣🤣
heroparadigm:
“Here’s the thing about Melinda, she knows how to undo anything that can be done. She isn’t mean enough to add nair to hair products. But I see why you think that.” He told his brother not disregarding his concerns. “But I agree if there isn’t a way to fix it, then it is very mean and Mom would ground her until she was 90 years old.”
“It would be very, very mean!” Teddy said loudly, whine just hitting his voice because someone was really listening to him. People don’t asked to get pranked, and he never liked seeing it. “I just don’t think pranking people is nice! Especially if it doesn’t make them laugh.”
heroparadigm:
“Melinda wouldn’t make Mattie bleed, I promise you that.” Wyatt considered. “You know how people like to play sports? This is just Melinda’s sport. It’s her football or soccer or basketball. She’ll never win the championship for it but she is just playing a game. Have you noticed she never pranks you? She pranks very specific people–either me, Mattie, or Chris. Mostly Mattie because he loves playing this game with Melinda.”
“I know that,” Teddy whined cause he wasn’t dumb. “But it’s not nice. If she put hair dye or Nair in Mattie’s shampoo and he wants to look normal for school on Monday, then its not nice.”
halfmanticorebrothers:
“But there so fun, and if someone wants to be excluded they just need to say so.” Though if they claimed not to be participating and then did? All bets were off.
“No, they’re not! They keep going and keep going until someone crosses a line and sometimes even then, they keep going but everyone’s mad so the line’s just gone! And sometimes even if you say you don’t want to be pranked you end up pranked anyway just cause you’re there.”
heroparadigm:
“Ah. Well Melinda has always been good at pranks that you don’t notice until the end result has happened.” He said. “You do know Melinda isn’t trying to hurt Mattie right?”
“I know he’s not going to end up bleeding, mama has too many eyes in the back of her head for that to happen.” Teddy grumbled. “But that’s not the only way people get hurt.”
trxplehelix:
Eyeing both of his younger siblings, Matt raised an eyebrow. “Uh-huh.” Landing his gaze on Melinda, he couldn’t help but smirk. “Right, and we would never do anything to risk the accord, would we, sister dear?”
“That’s what keeps people from screaming when there’s no demons in the house right?” He asked. “And from hurting each other that makes each other scream?”
heroparadigm:
Wyatt slid down on the floor next to his little baby brother. “Who is having prank wars? Mattie, Chris, or Melinda?” He asked.
“Not Chris.” Teddy said firmly. “It was something about changing Mattie’s shampoo. I don’t think he was going to like the result.”
“I don’t like prank wars. They get very loud in a very yell-y house.”