A Little Bit of Love and A Little Bit of Yeah Yeah

Danique | 24 | accomplished failure | sucker for MSR, Parcs & Rec, Pushing Daisies and many more | reblogging everything that makes me laugh | always looking for attention, so hit me up!

[maureen2musings]

Piping Plover chick

greggardphoto

[retroject]

I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿

[lord-of-pterodactyls]

WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE TAG GOING AW SO SWEET LOOK AT THE LIL GUY NO STOP NASTY LET SNAILS DIE AND ROT IN HELL LIKE THE NASTY PESTS THEY ARE

Nature is disgusting no one can change my mind

[headspace-hotel]

What's wrong with you? He's just living his life, and you, filled with vitriolic hate for him? Please reconsider your ways

[madhyanas]

we don’t talk abt how stressful buying new glasses frames is. ur shopping for your whole personality there. life on the line. do or die. all for two pieces of glass and some sticks

[puipui-official]

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

[froginapicklejar]

[lolwtfmemes]

[redstonedust]

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

[shitpostinguniverse]

[depsidase]

[eldritchh-horror-deactivated202]

Respectfully King Arthur himself could not pull me out of you

This is fucking hilarious

[spaced0lphin]

Get you a man who's like

[aceademic]

reading is like. i’ve read 5 books in 3 days. i have not read a single sentence in months

[dontliveinthefuture]

thinking about this again

[ampervadasz]

Merry Christmas ! (Unmute !)

[catchymemes]

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[dark-romantics]

forever that person that gets really excited when the sky is in pretty colours

[downfalldestiny]

Listen 🌧️ !.

[catchymemes]