The Girl Dolly Wrote That Song About

Performer~ pole dancer, singer, actress, contortionist, artist. College graduate. Nerd. Fairy. Princess. Delusional.

[onceuponaredheadedgalinda]

My car got towed last week! Come throw your money all over me to make me feel better! Tonight @marysclub 9-close #marysclub #striplandia #girlsofpdx #girlsofig #nofilter #mua #makeup #makeupwhore #makeupjunkie #girlswearingmakeup (at Mary's Club) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnFFnLwBelv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=141t5wrpw8o6p

[onceuponaredheadedgalinda]

My adoring self will be at @marysclub tonight 9-close Come see me shake my groove thing! #marysclub #striplandia #girlsofpdx #girlsofig #nofilter #dancingmachine (at Mary's Club)

[onceuponaredheadedgalinda]

@marysclub 9-close tonight With @alicewanderslut Be there #marysclub #striplandia #girlsofpdx #girlsofig (at Mary's Club)

[onceuponaredheadedgalinda]

10 days of #thewhole30 to go! Tonight you can catch me at @marysclub 9-close See you there! #marysclub #striplandia #makeitrain #makeup #makeupwhore #makeupjunkie #girlswearingmakeup (at Mary's Club)

[onceuponaredheadedgalinda]

@marysclub tonight til close #marysclub #striplandia #girlsofpdx #girlsofig (at Mary's Club)

[onceuponaredheadedgalinda]

For you guys who haven't seen this yet or didn't know, I was honored to make this costume here on the cover of @exotic_mag seen on the winner of #polerotica2018 and my dear friend @zlobzillaa Thanks babe! To see what else I've been up to, check out @SophiaKareninaDesigns I have an #etsyshop opening by the end of the month for those of you who aren't local to #pdx #seamstress #handmadeclothing #handmade #handmadewithlove #handmadeinpdx #polerotica #exoticmagazine #hotgirls #myfriendsarehot (at Portland, Oregon)

[onceuponaredheadedgalinda]

@marysclub 9-close tonight #marysclub #striplandia #girlsofpdx #girlsofig #nofilter (at Mary's Club)

[onceuponaredheadedgalinda]

@marysclub 9-close See you there #marysclub #striplandia #girlsofpdx #girlsofig (at Mary's Club)

[onceuponaredheadedgalinda]

Tonight I'm at @marysclub 9-close you'll be there too, right? #marysclub #striplandia #girlsofpdx #girlsofig #redhead (at Mary's Club)

[onceuponaredheadedgalinda]

I cheated on my gluten free/dairy free/taste free lifestyle and had a big fatty sandwich this weekend. Tonight I shake it all for you at @marysclub 9-close Come see me twerking until the wee hours of the morning #marysclub #striplandia #girlsofpdx #girlsofig #girlseating

[onceuponaredheadedgalinda]

Surprise shift at #marysclub til close tonight! Shower me in monetary love! Here with @maggiemagnolia13 @rocket_burlesque #dolladollabills #makeitrain #striplandia (at Mary's Club)

[onceuponaredheadedgalinda]

#marysclub tonight til close! #striplandia #girlsofpdx (at Mary's Club)

[onceuponaredheadedgalinda]

Fail to make plans for tonight for #newyearseve ? That's okay, I can be your plans! #marysclub tonight 9-close Photo courtesy of @thechocolategiant #grunge #goth #striplandia #happynewyear #redheads #redheadsdoitbetter (at Mary's Club)

[onceuponaredheadedgalinda]

#marysclub til 230 tonight in a new shirt I made! Stop on by! #striplandia #handmadeclothing #underboob (at Mary's Club)

[onceuponaredheadedgalinda]

Last minute Christmas errands? Take a break and see me at #marysclub til 9 tonight and cover me in #christmascheer! #striplandia Top by @sophiakareninadesigns

[onceuponaredheadedgalinda]

One wrong move and my @pleasershoes break in half after only having them a week. Ridiculous #pleaserusa #ridiculous #pleaserheels #notevenaweek #poorquality

[onceuponaredheadedgalinda]

Promised @sone_box 's friend Co that when I went to the gym next I would try and see if I could do a muscle up. He bet me I could do 5. Reality says: can't even do one....yet. but thanks Co for giving me a new goal to work towards. I'm now training to be able to do at least one. Other goals include but are not limited to a 5 minute plank. In the meantime, I know my muggle life has been limiting how mich I can really perform for you guys, but you have chances the next two days. Friday night from 9-close and Saturday afternoon from 5-9 at #marysclub only. Pop on in and throw some dollars on me. 'Tis the season. #fitnessgoals #striplandia #girls #fitness (at BFit Gyms)