Which way do I lean?

The trees are gone but I still hear their voices Am I alone? If you want me to see something tag it as #oneler

[ask-swag-onceler]

I think a little baby needs a time out.

#Where’s your time out chair and picture

[one-ler]

You can’t put me in time out. This is my house.

[ask-swag-onceler]

HELL YEAH I CAN, IT’S MY OFFICE!

[one-ler]

Well I'm putting you in time out since it's my house. Go to the corner.

[ask-swag-onceler]

YOU WOULDN’T STARVE MR. ROTINI

[one-ler]

Watch me.

[ask-swag-onceler]

I think a little baby needs a time out.

#Where's your time out chair and picture

[one-ler]

You can't put me in time out. This is my house.

[ask-swag-onceler]

I got him for you so you won’t be lonely out here when I’m not visiting.

AND THE BEST FUCKING PART IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FEED HIS NON SHITTING ASS BECAUSE- he runs on love ♫

[one-ler]

You’re… too, too kind. 

He’ll starve if that’s the case though.

[ask-swag-onceler]

YOU WOULDN’T STARVE MR. ROTINI

[one-ler]

Watch me.

[ask-swag-onceler]

I got him for you so you won’t be lonely out here when I’m not visiting.

AND THE BEST FUCKING PART IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FEED HIS NON SHITTING ASS BECAUSE- he runs on love ♫

[one-ler]

You're... too, too kind. 

He'll starve if that's the case though.

[ask-swag-onceler]

That’s why you’re here, duh.

AND THIS LIL’ GUY

[one-ler]

........................ Wh...

....... Well...... help yourself to anything in the fridge...............

[one-ler]

ask-swag-onceler replied to your post:Hey dude, long story short, Somehow a barbaloot in…

Aww, come on Buddy, Don’t be like that.

… Fine. Just stay out of my room.

[ask-swag-onceler]

Why the fuck can’t I go in your room? DO YOU HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME? Aww, Drippylips, you shouldn’t have~

[one-ler]

Yeah, the present is an axe to the face.

I'd like to see how long you can go without someone waiting on you hand and foot.

[one-ler]

ask-swag-onceler replied to your post:Hey dude, long story short, Somehow a barbaloot in...

Aww, come on Buddy, Don’t be like that.

... Fine. Just stay out of my room.

[one-ler]

Hey dude, long story short, Somehow a barbaloot in lace set my office on fire so now I'm conducting business from here till the new one gets built. Where's the marshmallow room going to be?

Leave. Right now.

[one-ler]

Had you ever written a will?

No.

I have nothing left and no one to give it to.

[one-ler]

where did you get that hat and scarf? do you still knit??

It's a Thneed. Hat-scarf combo.

[one-ler]

Are you digging a grave? Rest in pieces.

Yes. It's yours.

[one-ler]

Does it get cold in the lerkim during winter?

Yes, it snows sometimes but I manage.

[tragicillustrator]

BECAUSE YEEES

[one-ler]

do you miss seeing the stars

nnNNNOOOO what would give you that idea??

[one-ler]

Oh, you are not dead. That is.. Great, yes..

I agree.

[one-ler]

Do you think Ted would like to see that star too?

.......

It's mine.

[one-ler]

/leaves a plastic glow star on your doorstep

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