Cracked-Portrait

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[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[asexualbrigadier]

“YOU KNEEL BEFORE MY THRONE UNAWARE THAT IT WAS BORN OF LIES” IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SENTENCES I’VE EVER READ AND I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT’S ON A POST ABOUT BULLSHITTING ON ASSIGNMENTS.

[eroscestlavie]

rey, confiding in finn after the events of tlj: i saw kylo in his private chambers and i just….i realized. that i want that. 

finn, trying to choke down his disgust: you want…you want kylo ren?

rey: oh my god NO. no finn. i want to be swole as hell. i want to be absurdly huge, and ripped.

[kali-prasad-did-nothing-wrong]

This post nearly gave me a heart attack but it really came back around to something I can support

[blackness-by-your-side]

💯

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[as-warm-as-choco]

[cruisinwithjah]

i love everything about this

[companionwitch]

Merry Crisis

[naamahdarling]

*voices in unison to the tune of O Christmas Tree/O Tannenbaum*

Oh ChrisChris Tree, Oh ChrisChris Tree, How lovely are your faces!

*with declining control and barely-suppressed laughter*

Covered in celebrities, Mostly actors and one former governor of New Jersey!

[midoridragonuus]

world building wednesday

send me the name of a character, and i’ll reply with:

B A S I C S

full name:

gender:

sexuality:

pronouns:

O T H E R S

family:

birthplace:

job:

phobias:

guilty pleasures:

M O R A L S

morality alignment?:

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert:

organized/disorganized:

close minded/open-minded:

calm/anxious:

disagreeable/agreeable:

cautious/reckless:

patient/impatient:

outspoken/reserved:

leader/follower:

empathetic/unemphatic:

optimistic/pessimistic:

traditional/modern:

hard-working/lazy:

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp:

ot3:

brotp:

notp:

here’s my lair: grune’s lair

[erepere-blog]

[ithelpstodream]

[starssunflower]

Aw bless this. I needed to hear this.

[sattickate]

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

[jonahscottva-deactivated2023060]

Visit Original Link

[inactive-empty-account-deactiva]

this voice actor does that “huu [voice crack] uh…” thing that mccree’s va does PERFECTLY

i enjoy this immensely

extremely accurate portrayal

[rockboci]

Are you ever just??? Too bisexual too functions??? Because too many hot and cute people??? Like you wanna scream???

ALL. THE. TIME.

[theguineapig3]

I love the way online culture is slowly adopting a hieroglyphic-type system of words indicated by pictures. No, I’m not talking about emojis, I’m talking about the fact that I just saw a particular red-tinted image of Barack Obama’s eyes used in a conversation and read it as the words “then perish” with no hesitation.

[thetenderpassion]

[folktaylor]

[crotah-deactivated20250225]

i really like those art student aus.. 

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

what the fuck? i thought OC stood for ‘original character’ not ‘own character’

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

i refuse to change. im going to always think of OC as original character

[hishap]

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