One Date a Week

Sick of Playing Around, I decided to go on at least one date a week, [with a woman], and share, [discreetly], on the world wide web, the details and stuff that happen through my experiences.

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Hello

Last night I came home from a very..bizarre meeting to say the least. But, before I get into that, I would like to introduce myself and briefly explain why I am doing this. I have never actually been in the "dating world". Always going from one relationship to the next. I recently put my foot down after my last break up and decided it was time to explore what I have been missing. I am in my mid-twenties. I live very close to NYC. That is all I will say about myself because I am sure if you read these posts you will get to know me quite well yourself. 

           English is not my first language, and I am not a writer, so I apologize in advance if any grammatically incorrect statements "urk" some of you. All names that I go on my temporary romantic get-aways will be strictly protected; they will not know that I do this. :O I know. its wild.  I will probably use fake names just to make it more interesting. Well, enjoy! Oh and also, feel free to donate your crazy dating stories for mine and others' reading pleasure. Actually, another reason I am doing this is to go back after many dates and see which one I actually liked. Maybe it will be all of them. Hmm. We will see! 

          So anyway, last night, I decided to rekindle a previous engagement. I met this girl, lets call her Mandy. No, that may be her real name. Lets go with Suzii, with 2 i's. 

Suzii and I met at a career fair not too long ago at my University, which is in New York City. She was also a student taking advantage of giving her half-assed resume to one of the potential employers that got to leave the office for the day. Either way, Suzii and I broke into great conversation about how GreAT it is that they do this and that students should take advantage of it etc etc etc. I gave her my business card right before I left, telling her to check out one of my ventures. 

Low and Behold, 2 days later she emailed me and asked me out for some drinks!! Oh how excited I was!! Long story short, Suzii and I met at a beautiful lounge in the Time Warner Building. She was appalled! A few drinks later, and after much drunken conversation it was time to leave. We went our separate ways with a warm hug and a "Ill see you soon". 

I was happy it was over, although I did enjoy listening to myself talk. SOO Last night! Last night, yet again, Suzii contacts me and asks if I would like to meet for some drinks. I thought to myself, "it couldn't hurt to start being social again after finals". 

I booked a reservation for two at Tao on 58th st in the city. Now, before we continue I would like to make clear that I am nowhere near wealth, but I do have a thing with taking care of those that are around me. Moving on, as we enter Tao, Suzii has exactly the same reaction she had the night of the Time Warner Lounge. Open-Mmouthed, big eyed excited little girl syndrome. I admit, I kind of liked it. They took us to our table, we looked around, talked a little. flirted, ordered a wonderful bottle of red, and then our food. Once the menus were off the table, the real dangerous stuff started happening. I made the mistake of asking her why she wanted to go out again when last time, maybe because of nervousness of a first date, I took on 90% of the talking. She replied that she thought it was "cute" that I was so nervous, and that she really really really wanted to see me naked. Yes. Just like that. I obviously laughed, and dove into my wine glass immediately. 

The next one killed it. She said, "What about you? Do you want to see me naked?" Due to my overly sarcastic nature, I gave her a solid answer. "Absolutely Not". After 5 seconds of the shocked and a bit disappointed look on her face, I grabbed her hand and spoke softly, “Honey, of course I want to see you naked, I am just very hungry”. That’s what came out although I was not the least bit sexually attracted to her for some odd reason. Oh by the way, she is bloody gorgeous! Dark almost black thick hear, thin body great breasts and beautiful bum. Usually I would clear the table for this type, but this particular one, not sure what was going on with her.

I feel like I am dragging. Let me get to the end. The food was great, the 2.5 bottles of wine were even better. Towards the end of our 3 or so hour fantasy, I am telling Suzii the stories of my past, what gets me up every morning etc etc.  While I am speaking, I look down for 2 seconds to check an email that has been vibrating my crotch. I look back up after I hear a “thump”. Suzii has knocked out and landed flat upon her Nirvana Crème de Cacao Martini dessert, knocking the glass over and splattering it all over the floor.  I sit there, stunned and embarrassed, looking around as about 100 pairs of eyes staring at our table. I get up and kneel near her and whisper her name, no answer! Waiters rush over and offer to call paramedics, but thank goodness she awoke as soon as this occurred. She lifts her face up, and many napkins are handed our way as soon as everyone sees the horror that is Tao’s Nirvana Crème de Cacao all over poor Suzii’s nose, mouth, cheeks, hair and cleavage. She runs to the rest room as I pay the bill and apologize for the dramatic ending to our evening.

            Due to common courtesy, I hopped in a cab with Suzii and took her home to Brooklyn where she thanked me millions of times and couldn’t apologize enough, and of course, wanted me to come inside. I held my ground and said, “Suzii, I think you have had enough Nirvana Crème on you tonight”