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Affilated with Citta Alveare Warning! contains gore and bloody stuff! Housed in apartment r-2. Retain ability to float up to twenty minutes per day. Rank: Citizen

[frommemetoyou]

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

[automaticmaiden]

“Gihh it back…”

[razzchan]

Here is a spooky Yuki for karate-joe!! Happy birthday!!!

[sprungtraps]

Oh, how he wished this child could play with the animatronics, perhaps get herself  s t u c k  inside one (preferably), and leave him alone… But sadly, he just couldn’t see that happening anytime soon. It was clear, even to a half-conscious being like himself, that this city was still a prison - it just wasn’t HIS PRISON.

“W̜̖̫̩̻̺Ḛ̬͇ ͙̺̤̪̦̪C̦A͚̻̦̮̠N̦̱̼̲͇̹NO̳̼̝̜͕̣͇T̜̳,” he groaned, shaking his mechanical head from side to side. “T͇̥̪HẸ͉̳̫̝̹Y̝͙̺̳̪ͅ ̦̱͈̺AR͎͈̙E̩̟͖͓̗͖̪ ̞̣͉͍̝N̯̼͖̰̙͙O̥̹̺̦͔̮͇T̬ ̩̖͕̦͙H̭̦E̞R̲͕͚̲̱̟̰E̼.͇͕ͅ” Besides that fact, the machines were already occupied, anyway…

[oneeyeghost]

“aaawww how bad I wanted to see them hmmmph” well it’s not like she was sad about it now that she got one to play with.The girl got off of the big rabbit and grabbed his hand softly so it can’t damage it.

“if we see one of them then we could play with them and maybe I can get inside!! mhm! mhm!” even though there could be a ghost inside the animatronic.Yuki would still posses it and play around with it and be like one of them.

“Oh that’s right, will they get angry if they see you here?”

[nestundernight]

Eye Spy | Yuki

[nestundernight]

“Is that right? I wonder if it’s because of the city, or if it’s just cause you’re a ghost?”

He thought he might have heard something about people not staying dead in the city, but as someone who lived through the Hollow Night and dealt with several people somewhat like him, he wasn’t that shocked.

“It’s a vacation spot for me because I’m on vacation in this spot, see?”

“I eat a lot of things. Sometimes people, sometimes potato chips.”

[oneeyeghost]

“I’m just a ghooostt since the day I came hereee! mhm!” Yuki nodded.

She stared at him confused.Vacation spot? this guy must have some problems in his brain.If this is some kind of vacation then she would be relaxing and playing already but really stupid things happen a lot in here that it feels like you are some kind of experiment.

“Oh! at school people eat other people too! So does that mean you are some cannibal or something like that?” Yuki the school is different from where this guy even came from.

[blackbattlers-deactivated201506]

“Hah… they don’t teach it at school, do they? How certain are you that I’m the right person to ask about something like that?”

[oneeyeghost]

“hmmm..I don’t know~! but you don’t look like you are a nice person and of course not, at school they teach you how to be a good person not a bad person!”

[telemesmerism-deactivated202012]

Other Side Proxy [Alt!Reisen]

[telemesmerism-deactivated202012]

“Oh? And how did that go?”

   Here was something interesting. She’d actually met her alternate here. And she was still alive. Was she the polar opposite? Or was she only different in some aspects? Taking a quick break from her shooting, she glanced over at Yuki. “Did you guys fight? What came of it?”

[oneeyeghost]

“eh no we didn’t fight.My other one was kinda of busy doing her..stuff..” by saying that she means by killing and murdering people that were attacking this city.It was horrible to watch and she had to get out of there before she gets sick.Wait..can she even get sick?

“She got angry that I was around and also told me not to get close to Red big bro” red big bro is what she calls the weird,scary and pervert boy,Hyde Kido “and from there she went back to usually go and murder more people that’s all..and you? did you see your other you?”

[sprungtraps]

How did this little brat know his other self? That just about cemented her identity, though - she had to be one of those children, right? The ones that wouldn’t leave him the hell alone, for whatever reason!?

And what was that about her being able to do stuff to him? No way, right? It was… it had to be all in his mind!

“S-so you were one of those who put me in that suit! Er - the other me! Well, you’re not getting the best of me this time, brat! There’s only one winner here!”

[oneeyeghost]

Yep.He totally isn’t listening to her but Yuki didn’t care of what he though about her if she was one of his victims or not “hmmm...putting someone in a suit isn’t my type of way to have fun with someone~” she suddenly grabbed his hand and smiled up at him “I prefer to stab the eye or ripping the arm off or some other ways~! those are more fun!”

The ghost start it to squeeze his hand as if she wanted to break it.She always wanted to play with her big rabbit bro and if he was him then it would be fine to have some fun right? Yuki will be careful not to break him so much.

“Nee nee big bro! let’s have fun together!” she gave another squeeze just a little harder “let’s play lots of games! I promise I will be nice with you! hehehe!”

[tenjinschildren]

Ryou responded with a delightful smile, nodding in excitement, “We should, definitely! Its always more fun with us all together,” he agreed, already thinking of things the three could do, “Maybe we can find someone to use for a threeway tug-of-war!”

[oneeyeghost]

“hoooh! I saw some people walking by not so long ago! maybe we can get one of them to play with us!!” Yuki smiled happily at her friend “Anyways we should go and find Tokiko so she can play with us!”

[mandykurosaki]

the ghost kids :c

[tenjinschildren]

oneeyeghost

“Hey, hey! Yuki, look at what I got~!” Ryou then proudly held up a human heart, still fresh so it was likely still beating inside a chest not to long ago. “You shoulda joined me an Tokiko, we were playing surgeon.”

[oneeyeghost]

Yuki turned around to look at her friend “hmm? what is it?” the girl looked at the heart that Ryou was holding and poked it “Haaah! great! heeeh I sure missed it hmmmm..maybe we should play a game all together!” The ghost nod and ruffled the boy’s hair while giving a playful giggle.

[sprungtraps]

“Y-yeah right!” He laughed, his despair clear throughout the choked noise pushed through his mouth. “You brats want your revenge, right? On little ol’ me for stuffing you into the suits? Like I give a damn!” Like he’d feel guilty for something like that; like he’d actual regret the actions that took place that night. It just wasn’t his style. The sneer never left his lips as he took another step back, sweat trickling down his forehead despite himself.

“You can’t do shit to me!”

[oneeyeghost]

“Oh? so your rabbit big bro? that’s so great! I get to play with you!” More like another person about to suffer by her horrible games.She could had brought the rabbit to play with her but that would be no fun right? “Revenge? As far as I know your not my killer” she smiled suddenly appearing in front of him in a blink.The ghost giggle enjoying how the man was getting scared from this little ghost girl.

“Can’t do nothing to you? hehehe I don’t think so”

[telemesmerism-deactivated202012]

Other Side Proxy [Alt!Reisen]

[telemesmerism-deactivated202012]

  Head lowering, Reisen sighed. Looked like she was stuck with her for a while. “Why did you even leave your home to begin with? Even if they’re fighting there, we’re overpowering them right?”

   Reisen had prepared to take a shot at the people below, but froze. Peacefully? Stop the war? Such a mindset on the stance was wishful thinking. “We won’t lose…” She boasted. “We’re stronger than everyone down here. Even one of the strongest youkai or god you could find here could easily be overpowered by their counterpart.”

   “So don’t talk like that. We’re going to end up on top in the end. We’re the superior ones after all.” Staring directly at Yuki, she grinned, her smile matching that of a cheshire cat’s. Conniving and boastful. “If anything, We’re gonna destroy them.”

[oneeyeghost]

Yuki didn’t understood why everyone must solve this problem this way.The smile of Reisen made the girl get worried.If what she says happens then that evil self of hers will disappear but still it made her sad thinking about something like that.

“If you say so...” the ghost went back to look at the rabbit woman shoot another person.Seriously how is she even being able not to get surprised by the sounds of the weapon?

“s-sorry after hearing about our other selves I kinda got curious to see mine so I went out to check..hehee”

[waluigipinball]

you were never my friend i dont know what i ever saw in you

[ange-lya]

05/05

Today is children’s day in Japan! I’d like to dedicate this day to the ghost children  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

[hanaxmi]

some texts from last night

[ text ] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

[ text ] I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

[ text ] I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

[ text ] My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber…I’m buying the engagement ring tomorrow

[ text ] i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled “5 second rule” and kept fucking me. i think im in love

[ text ] So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to “get the fuck back bitch you don’t know my life”

[ text ] Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him.

[ text ] The ticket read “Found nude in a tree”

[ text ] the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said “oh, you’re hot.” and went back to sleep.

[ text ] He literally didn’t stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.

[ text ] why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?

[ text ] Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

[ text ] he took off my shirt and said ‘oh my god the legends are true’

[ text ] after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he’d drunk himself backward in time.

[ text ] I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.

[ text ] I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

[ text ] also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

[ text ] Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to “i can hear you having sex”.

[ text] You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.

[ text ] Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.

[ text ] He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.

[ text ] You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled “I gotta split anyway.”

[ text ] Hey, it’s not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn’t handle the rough sex you’re into.

[ text ] He claimed he was the best ass eater. He was right.

[ text ] I’ve been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night…. When you pushed me through that glass table.

[ text ] I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like “We’re both fucked up and it works.”

[littlemisshotchner]

That moment when you realize it’s Mother’s Day and your character’s mother is dead.