I eat awkward for breakfast.

I accidentally made this blog mostly about Queen. I wanted to talk about alligators.

[onefishwhitefishpondfishfishfish]

Hands up if you realized before today that this dog's middle name is literally a drug reference.

[trans-junk-rat]

[onefishwhitefishpondfishfishfish]

#manysquirrellblacksquirrellhillsquirellsquirellsquirelle

[onefishwhitefishpondfishfishfish]

Let’s make 2019 the Year of the Introvert. Let’s also make 2020 the Year of the Introvert, and 2021, 2022…

All years are now secretly the Year of the Introvert.

[onefishwhitefishpondfishfishfish]

I...I wanted it to be a secret!

[middlenamehercules]

Hey y’all, have you ever wondered about what went down between Phil Spector, his wife, Ronnie, and her [secret] english boyfriend?

Here’s a little taste, get the whole grilled cheese sandwich tomorrow night at middlenamehercules.com!

[onefishwhitefishpondfishfishfish]

Today I was counting how long it was until my vacation. 13 and a half weeks. That wasn't a time frame I had a reference for so I calculated how many breakroom breakfasts it meant and I have to eat 66 more bagels before I leave for the beach.

#adulthood #I'm passing on the beach bod obviously

[onefishwhitefishpondfishfishfish]

Update: 65 bagels.

[onefishwhitefishpondfishfishfish]

Today I was counting how long it was until my vacation. 13 and a half weeks. That wasn't a time frame I had a reference for so I calculated how many breakroom breakfasts it meant and I have to eat 66 more bagels before I leave for the beach.

#adulthood #I'm passing on the beach bod obviously

[kokomercury]

Queen at the Ridge Farm Studios 1975

[onefishwhitefishpondfishfishfish]

Photographer taking the first two pics: Okay, everyone look casual.

Freddie: Sure.

Roger: No problem.

John and Brian: ?!?

[onefishwhitefishpondfishfishfish]

*Roger and Pete walk in on Keith and John smashing up their hotel room.*

Roger: Again?

Keith: We had a good reason this time.

Pete: What, the bellboy looked at you funny?

Keith: There was a spider!

Roger: You destroyed a hotel room to kill a spider?

John: It was threatening me.

Roger: Did you ever think that maybe it was as scared as you?

Keith: Oh, don't be stupid.

John: ...

[amazingjournneys]

The Who behaving badly

[onefishwhitefishpondfishfishfish]

Reblogging in case of emergency.

[pleasedontlookatmeokay]

[onefishwhitefishpondfishfishfish]

If you can't handle him at his...

...you don't deserve him at his

This isn't aimed at anyone in particular, @brianssixpence.

[onefishwhitefishpondfishfishfish]

Happy

Birthday

Your

Majesty

Freddie Mercury

September 5, 1946

[onefishwhitefishpondfishfishfish]

If you ever find yourself questioning just how loyal Brian, Freddie, Roger, and John were to each other just remember that Spike Edney has played with Queen for 35 years and on Brian and Roger's side projects and still isn't a member of the band.

[onefishwhitefishpondfishfishfish]

And I feel John Deacon in this State Farm arena tonight.

[onefishwhitefishpondfishfishfish]

When you lay off Tumblr for a month only to show up on August 20th and realize what you missed.

[davidgayhan]

Reblog this with your sign and your favourite Queen member and song,,,it’s for science

[rmsmoni]

Aries™ •Brian may °Liar

[39-seas-of-rhye]

Taurus, John Deacon, Brighton Rock

[lilsteveharrington]

Cancer, John deacon, a Kind of Magic

[pensgirl51]

Aquarius, John Deacon, You and I

[alexispadawan]

Virgo-Freddie Mercury - Koller Queen

[hodgepodge-of-rog]

Leo, John Deacon, Breakthru

[getagriponmyboyracerrollbar]

Libra, Roger Taylor, Drowse

[debdarkpetal]

Aries, Roger Taylor, Drowse

[crazylittlethingcalledobsession]

Sagittarius, Roger Taylor, Sleeping On the Sidewalk (my current favorite)

[im-inlovewithmycar]

Gemini, Roger Taylor, Rain Must Fall

[peblezq]

Leo, Roger Taylor, Innuendo

[xgoingdownx]

Sagittarius, Roger Taylor, Killer Queen

[inthedayswhenlandswerefew]

Capricorn, John Deacon, ‘39 :)

[naomiprincessofutopia-blog]

Aries, Brian May, Long Away

[crownofleaves]

Aries, Brian & Roger, One Vision

[iwishiwasbrianscloggs]

Gemini Freddie killer queen

[somekindof-cheese-deactivated20]

gemini, rogie & you’re my best friend

[allhailthedeakydo-deactivated20]

pisces, johnny, and dreamers ball

[denimmay]

Scorpio, space bbe Brian, don’t stop me now

[lemurianstarship]

Pisces, Brian, Dragon Attack

[bowiequeen-deactivated20191005]

Virgo, roger Taylor, Get down make love

[beatle-queengirl]

Taurus, roger and john (i can’t chose between them uwu), Radio gaga

[i-live-for-queen]

Libra, Brian (and Freddie), Don’t Stop Me Now (and The Millonaire Waltz)

[greatkinglulu]

Pisces, Roger, Stone Cold Crazy (or Killer Queen)

[benders-diamond-earring]

Aquarius, Rogah, Let Me Live (it changes all the time tho)

[lickthemagaindeacy]

Virgo, Darling Deacy, You and I (at the moment)

[onefishwhitefishpondfishfishfish]

Gemini, Freddie with Deacy over his shoulder, Hammer to Fall

[deakyfordays]

john deacon: *blinks*

deaky stans:

[onefishwhitefishpondfishfishfish]

Yes, and?