Sweet Chili Sauce!

Yo! Name's Chili. Did you come for food, or did you come to battle? Because I can tell ya right now, both are served up blazing hot! I'm gonna be the best Fire trainer there has ever been and that's a promise, pal! Think you got what it takes to tame my sweet heat? I doubt it!

[onemillionscovilles]

rises out of a toilet at dennys

heyeeeeyy

[ajockeynamedpod]

Can I take your order?

The greatest pictures ever taken of my Chili cosplay.

[onemillionscovilles]

ok yeah i might have lost the battle but watch this

gets down low and pops dat booty

[onemillionscovilles]

the best part of waking up is folgers in ur cup

except if it's not like a drink cup and more like a sports cup and now i have ground coffee in my dick folds

[thehottesttriplet]

'this is not what it looks like!' 

yeah right cress

keep telling urself that

i draw for once and this trainwreck rolls out

i dont even know what to say //

[dajamas]

The Striaton Trio

*All painted in GIMP 2.8 with a mouse.

[onemillionscovilles]

chocolate cupcakes and burgers with cheddar piles of donuts, it dont get much better hot spicy cayenne sauce sloshed on hot wings these are a few of my favorite things

creme fraiche on strawberries, raspberry strudels carne asada and warm udon noodles pulling a roast out and cutting the strings these are a few of my favorite things

ham and cheese sandwiches made with gruyere fluffy meringue cookies lighter than air huge crispy beer-battered hot onion rings these are a few of my favorite things

when the cake burns when the milk curds when im feeling sad i simply eat some of my favorite things and then i dont feel so bad

[ajockeynamedpod]

im gonna fuck the carrot

[onemillionscovilles]

cress made too many coffee cakes this morning so i ate all of them

im a gr8 brother tbh

[onemillionscovilles]

we’re gonna be makin so many holiday cakes n cookies n shit 

yo why do you even do that outside our gym man we serve our own water yknow

[freshwaterofunova]

"Force of habit. I do it outside every other Gym too. Not every Gym offers free bottles of Fresh Water, and it’s important to stay hydrated during Pokémon battles."

[onemillionscovilles]

guhhhh spare me

you sound like cress

what's so great about water we have tea and we have coffee

water is boring and has no flavor

'necessary for life and part of everything around' blah blah blah 

you know whats necessary for life

coffee

if i dont have my morning coffee im fucking dead lets see water do that

[freshwaterofunova]

"Holidays start in a couple weeks…I can’t wait to get a few days off and go back to the Striaton Restaurant. People keep asking me why I’d rather work than relax on days off, but really, those three boys are great and I love getting to serve drinks to the people that walk in. Reminds me of my younger days~"

[onemillionscovilles]

we're gonna be makin so many holiday cakes n cookies n shit 

yo why do you even do that outside our gym man we serve our own water yknow

[onemillionscovilles]

blows fire out of anus

yeehaw

[onemillionscovilles]

Come and get it, 'cause I'm like an Ice-type: super weak against the thought of your cock. So Flame Charge that ass and let off that Fire Blast!

so what im hearin is that you want me to blow a fire blast out of my ass

[ajockeynamedpod]

The REAL reason the Striaton Gym isn't an official gym anymore

drayden is an asshole thats why

[onemillionscovilles]

I don't wanna tame your sweet heat. I wanna ride that firestick, sexy boy.

bring it fucker 

d so hot it melt ur ass

[onemillionscovilles]

does a sick kickflip off of the striaton gym

falls through the roof of the preschool and crushes 3 toddlers

HELLA POINTS

[onemillionscovilles]

fuckpoop