do bullshit every day until you die

lynn 18+ | selective vow of silence | she/they | unlikely to tag anything. be warned

[terryxsi]

Overheard a 13 yr old explaining how jax was a trans lesbian to his dad at amc today

[fallout-lou-begas]

average secret base video

alex rubenstein: but everything fell apart when pitcher Brett Brettson's fastball got smashed by Jeff Jeffson's bat -- an especially unlucky hit, given that it's to this day the only game 5 infield home run by a 6'2" shortstop with a WAR over 1.05 and a birthday in April on the away team in the postseason in partly cloudy weather since "Slick" Biffy Jones's line drive in 1919

music: (somber saxophone)

jon bois: you ever wake up in the morning for school, make yourself some oatmeal? well for Brett Brettson in the early 90s, it was starting to look like a whole lot of oats and not a lot of meal. things needed to change. and fast.

[victusinveritas]

[scientistman]

[angelic-ivy]

me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

stenographer: well her bio says she/her...

me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]

the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.

me: [dies of radiation poisoning]

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]

[angelic-ivy]

favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.

[bananaeatstape]

not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it

edit: made another one :D

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[ceruleanheaven]

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

[ceruleanheaven]

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

[mousiebites]

since we’re all gonna die, i feel there’s one more secret i need to share with you all. i did not care for the backrooms movie. did not care for the backrooms movie. didn’t like it. couldn’t get into it. it insists upon itself.

[covid-safer-hotties]

One like = one psychiatrist bound and gagged

One reblog = one psychiatrist lowered into the piranha tank

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

[angelicguy]

*talking loudly to my fat golf friends* now jeez… chevy chase. if he had a pussy i would lay him out like pizza dough

[angelicguy]

i was working a woodfire pizza oven at a golf course in college when i wrote this, in case you ever doubted the puzzle that is my world

[communist-hatsunemiku]

who gives a fuck about that stupid metal bastard BRING BACK IRISH AMERICAN CHAN !!!!!!!!!!!!

[lyriumrain]

Another wonderfull secret

[babushkaat]

garbonzo

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!

[kiwi]

anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Do you ever see a complicated meme that expresses a very specific feeling, and while you wouldn’t have said it that way, it instantly resonates with you?

[coralmarks-deactivated20170821]

these are my predictions for how the right wing will evolve in 2014

[coralmarks-deactivated20170821]

gonna resurrect this one last time just so everyone knows that i predicted gamergate