Welcome to Flumpty's

[juloxia-reblogs]

*Here comes Blam* [oneweekatflumptys]

"Hey Blam" Open ze door

[oneweekatflumptys]

“Hey.”

*He sits down near Juloxia*

[juloxia-reblogs]

"So how's it been? No one else has visited the office in like, forever"

[oneweekatflumptys]

“It’s been alright.”

[juloxia-reblogs]

*Here comes Blam* [oneweekatflumptys]

"Hey Blam" Open ze door

[oneweekatflumptys]

“Hey.”

*He sits down near Juloxia*

[juloxia-reblogs]

*There's a sudden snap, and then loud screeching* (oneweekatflumptys) (local stick figure fucking snaps his legs on accident by tripping on something,,, this is a au of a au bc fuck it)

“What the fuck- ” She checks the cameras for Blam

[oneweekatflumptys]

*Eventually she finds him, withering a little on the ground* *..He certainly seems to be in pain*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Holy shit-” She leaps out of the chair and out into the building. If any others encountered her, she’d slide right past them. She didn’t stop til she’d be by Blam or if one of them caught her

[oneweekatflumptys]

*The Owl observes her, but doesn’t do anything else* *..Blam is on the ground, actually sort of whimpering*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Blam, holy shit” She scoops him up, carrying him back to the office. “What happened?”

[oneweekatflumptys]

“..I..think i tripped and broke my legs.” “…God, this hurts…”

*..Is he actually crying right now*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“…I’ll make tonight up another night” She mutters, jumping through the hole to her place and setting him down on the couch. She’s come back to cast his legs after, yes she has to, shifting them back into place

[oneweekatflumptys]

*He just lays on the couch, not really doing anything*

[juloxia-reblogs]

Once she gets the cast on she sighs. “Well… You can’t walk around for a while. Guess I gotta carry you or something”

[oneweekatflumptys]

“..Great...”

*He doesn’t look happy about this, but he doesn’t look angry either*

[juloxia-reblogs]

*There's a sudden snap, and then loud screeching* (oneweekatflumptys) (local stick figure fucking snaps his legs on accident by tripping on something,,, this is a au of a au bc fuck it)

“What the fuck- ” She checks the cameras for Blam

[oneweekatflumptys]

*Eventually she finds him, withering a little on the ground* *..He certainly seems to be in pain*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Holy shit-” She leaps out of the chair and out into the building. If any others encountered her, she’d slide right past them. She didn’t stop til she’d be by Blam or if one of them caught her

[oneweekatflumptys]

*The Owl observes her, but doesn’t do anything else* *..Blam is on the ground, actually sort of whimpering*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Blam, holy shit” She scoops him up, carrying him back to the office. “What happened?”

[oneweekatflumptys]

“..I..think i tripped and broke my legs.” “…God, this hurts…”

*..Is he actually crying right now*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“…I’ll make tonight up another night” She mutters, jumping through the hole to her place and setting him down on the couch. She’s come back to cast his legs after, yes she has to, shifting them back into place

[oneweekatflumptys]

*He just lays on the couch, not really doing anything*

[juloxia-reblogs]

*There's a sudden snap, and then loud screeching* (oneweekatflumptys) (local stick figure fucking snaps his legs on accident by tripping on something,,, this is a au of a au bc fuck it)

“What the fuck- ” She checks the cameras for Blam

[oneweekatflumptys]

*Eventually she finds him, withering a little on the ground* *..He certainly seems to be in pain*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Holy shit-” She leaps out of the chair and out into the building. If any others encountered her, she’d slide right past them. She didn’t stop til she’d be by Blam or if one of them caught her

[oneweekatflumptys]

*The Owl observes her, but doesn’t do anything else* *..Blam is on the ground, actually sort of whimpering*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Blam, holy shit” She scoops him up, carrying him back to the office. “What happened?”

[oneweekatflumptys]

“..I..think i tripped and broke my legs.” “...God, this hurts...”

*..Is he actually crying right now*

[juloxia-reblogs]

*There's a sudden snap, and then loud screeching* (oneweekatflumptys) (local stick figure fucking snaps his legs on accident by tripping on something,,, this is a au of a au bc fuck it)

“What the fuck- ” She checks the cameras for Blam

[oneweekatflumptys]

*Eventually she finds him, withering a little on the ground* *..He certainly seems to be in pain*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Holy shit-” She leaps out of the chair and out into the building. If any others encountered her, she’d slide right past them. She didn’t stop til she’d be by Blam or if one of them caught her

[oneweekatflumptys]

*The Owl observes her, but doesn’t do anything else* *..Blam is on the ground, actually sort of whimpering*

[juloxia-reblogs]

*There's a sudden snap, and then loud screeching* (oneweekatflumptys) (local stick figure fucking snaps his legs on accident by tripping on something,,, this is a au of a au bc fuck it)

“What the fuck- ” She checks the cameras for Blam

[oneweekatflumptys]

*Eventually she finds him, withering a little on the ground* *..He certainly seems to be in pain*

[juloxia-reblogs]

*Hissing noises, and then the sounds of bones cracking* (oneweekatflumptys) (PREPARE FOR A AU WHERE UR BUDDY BOI BLAM BECOMES A FUCKING SPIDER)

Oh god what the hell is that-

[oneweekatflumptys]

*Blam’s neck is twisted upside down, and there’s now very long spider legs coming out of his neck*

[juloxia-reblogs]

She actually shrieks, falling out her chair and staring up at Blam.

[oneweekatflumptys]

*He doesn’t really respond to the shriek, other than a slight flinch* *..He slightly approaches, his now-limp body not doing anything*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatheshitholyshitwhathehell-”

[oneweekatflumptys]

*He lifts a claw, almost like he’s about to hurt her…* *…Only to then touch his head, and go ‘fuck i lost my hat’*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“… Er.. It’s behind you” She crawls under him to grab it.

[oneweekatflumptys]

“..Ah.” “..Must’ve fell off again when i did this.”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Dude, how the fuck did you even do that?!”

[oneweekatflumptys]

“Snapped my neck and became a spider.”

*He says this so casually*

[juloxia-reblogs]

*Blam is flopped on the ground, not doing anything* *..He is acting like he has a stomach ache, though* (oneweekatflumptys) (this is why you don't let blam have 3 whole pizza boxes)

“Dude, I saw you eat a shit ton of pizza. Are you SURE you’re fine?”

[oneweekatflumptys]

“…Maaaaaaaaaybe not…”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Yeah, that’s what I thought.”

[oneweekatflumptys]

*His stomach makes a upset noise, and he winces*

“..Gg…” “…God, that hurts..”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“If you’re gonna puke go find a trashcan. Otherwise just sit tight and it’ll pass”

[oneweekatflumptys]

“...”

*He just lays there, sprawled on the floor*

[oneweekatflumptys]

"So... You said about a few weeks of this, yeah? Can't I just, I dunno, leave the way I came if I wanted?"

“Well, you would…

if Flumpty hadn’t eaten the fucking door.”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Wh-” She almost drops the camera, which is a bad idea. “He ATE the fucking door?! Now I’m just tempted to blow a fucking hole in the wall.”

[oneweekatflumptys]

“…Grunkfuss can create holes in the wall, but he’s…never happy, to put it lightly.”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“No I mean a real one. One THROUGH the wall” Juloxia explained, quickly looking for Grunkfuss

[oneweekatflumptys]

*He lifts a finger for a second, before quickly wandering on over to Grunkfuss*

“Heyyyy, Grunkfuss buddy, can you create a hole over there real quick?” “..No. Fuck off.”

*Blam just stares for a second, before growling*

“Okay, fine, i’ll do that.”

*He goes off to do it*

[juloxia-reblogs]

Juloxia watches Blam on the camera. “What the heck is he doing…? If he thinks I’m talking about a weird hole I’m not. I meant a hole that lets me escape” She sighed

[oneweekatflumptys]

*Grunkfuss creates a hole, and Blam sticks his head into it to look around*

*He pulls his head out after a moment, and nods*

*Grunkfuss wanders off, leaving the hole there*

*Blam comes back*

“Hey so Grunkfuss created a hole. Lets you go back home.”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“He- You actually convinced him to do that?!” She seemed genuinely shocked. “I mean, I’ll still play the game, but holy shit this changes everything”

[oneweekatflumptys]

*He smiles*

[oneweekatflumptys]

"So... You said about a few weeks of this, yeah? Can't I just, I dunno, leave the way I came if I wanted?"

“Well, you would...

if Flumpty hadn’t eaten the fucking door.”

[oneweekatflumptys]

"Okay, I think I'm about to pass out any second" How long even was it? Ten? Twelve? HOW DOES SHE PULL ALL NIGHTERS?!

*She lived through the first night, and it’s now maybe..1 pm??*

*Blam just looks at her*

“It’s 1 pm so i think you should sleep.”

*He just smiles nervously*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“… Okay clearly something’s up so just tell me before I dip”

[oneweekatflumptys]

*He gives this creepy expression suddenly*

“There’s no escape.”

*He then goes back to his usual :/ expression*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“…”

“…”

“Aight that’s it fer me, cap. Wake me at 11 if I’m not dead” And she just fucking FLOPS OUT OF THE CHAIR AND CONKS OUT ON THE FLOOR

[oneweekatflumptys]

“…’Kay.”

*He just sits there like she didn’t just do that*

[juloxia-reblogs]

Around maybe six she started to snore. 11 was when her own snore woke her up. Groggy as hell, she pulls herself back up on the chair

[oneweekatflumptys]

*Blam just casually goes over to her*

“So how was your sleep.”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“It was alright, I guess. I mean I’m sore, but that’s what I get for sleeping on the floor”

[oneweekatflumptys]

*He casually wanders off somewhere* *..A few minutes later, there the boi is again with lots of pillows* *Where’d he even got those is a mystery*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Wh- how- bruh what the hell?” Confusion.jpg

[oneweekatflumptys]

“Magic.”

*He’s treating this like it’s ordinary to randomly get things that weren’t there before*

[oneweekatflumptys]

"Okay, I think I'm about to pass out any second" How long even was it? Ten? Twelve? HOW DOES SHE PULL ALL NIGHTERS?!

*She lived through the first night, and it’s now maybe..1 pm??*

*Blam just looks at her*

“It’s 1 pm so i think you should sleep.”

*He just smiles nervously*

[juloxia-reblogs]

*..There's a newspaper about a strange egg looking for people to play a game of hide and seek, and something about that egg wanting people to be it's best friend after winning* (oneweekatflumptys) (surprise surprise)

“Hide and seek, huh?” Juloxia hummed as she read the article. “Sure why not” she decides, going to change into darker clothing to blend in better

[oneweekatflumptys]

*Meanwhile, in a strange area, creatures lurk looking for people that aren’t there yet*

“God- When will someone show up already?!” “Be patient, Grunkfuss, i’m sure someone will show up since there’s a newspaper somewhere.”

[juloxia-reblogs]

It takes a long time, but soon someone arrives

[oneweekatflumptys]

*..This place looks creepy, and there’s a chair with a camera checking device nearby* *Looks like you’re supposed to be looking out for the creatures roaming the area, more than you hiding from them…*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“What the hell…?” She tilts her head, approaching the chair and sitting down. She starts to get herself situated to the place

[oneweekatflumptys]

*The device is on, and she can see that there’s about 20 cameras to check on it* *..Already, there’s a small figure on one of the cameras*

[juloxia-reblogs]

She quickly switches the cameras to the one with the figure, looking around the room she was in. She knows she can fight back, but she wasn’t sure she wanted to resort to such forces just yet

[oneweekatflumptys]

*The figure stands there, with a terrifying expression on it’s face* *No one’s nearby, but there’s doors near her that can easily slam shut at the press of a button*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“I’m starting to think this is more of a survival game…” Juloxia trails off, cringing. “Well, let’s play”

[oneweekatflumptys]

*30 minutes later, and that stick figure is right near her right door, smiling wide and showing sharp teeth*

“Hi!”

[juloxia-reblogs]

A yelp escapes her and she slams the door on instinct. She only realizes what she did after the fact and laughed. “Oh my god I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to do that!” ​

[oneweekatflumptys]

*A chuckle comes from him*

“I was expecting that, actually.”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Sooooo… I guess I lost?” There’s her fucking face peeking up and looking through the glass omfg

[oneweekatflumptys]

*He’s still smiling wide*

“Nope! You’re still playing!”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Wait what…? Ooooooooooooh shit I get it now” And she’s barreling back to the camera to search for others

[oneweekatflumptys]

“Make sure to keep a eye out for all of us!” “…Otherwise you’ll lose them”

*Well that right there is a mess of amalgamated skinless corpses on one of the cameras*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“I-…okay I’ve seen a lot. But that? Holy hell what happened to him… Them… Her?”

[oneweekatflumptys]

*He peaks through the door by climbing up it and seeing through the glass*

“..Oh the Eyesaur’s coming. They’re a pile of dead bodies fused together and now living again because of Flumpty.”

*He stares for a moment, before leaping off the door*

*He smiles widely*

“Hope you’re prepared!”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“… Fuck it let’s do this” Juloxia grew determined, looking after everyone

[oneweekatflumptys]

*It’s 1 am, and so far nothing much is happening. Grunkfuss is sitting, the Owl is not moving, the Beaver…no wait he’s gone. Anyway there’s not a lot going on* *Blam is still sitting by the door, just sort of chilling there*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Dude why the hell are you still there?” Juloxia huffs, shutting the other door til she finds the Beaver. “Doesn’t that waste my power?”

[oneweekatflumptys]

“I’m staying here because i’m bored and don’t want to actually play.” “..Also, yes. It does. You can open the right door..”

*Suddenly there’s a slam on the left door, more than likely Beaver ran into it* *Blam flinches a bit*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“… And how do I know you’re not just lying to my face?” She asked, opening the left door.

[oneweekatflumptys]

*He extends his arms, grabbing onto the door*

*He peaks at you again, looking slightly bored*

“I’m not lying. Unlike the others, i don’t actually want to play right now because..well, Flumpty decided he didn’t want to be here and went off with his time space fuckery so that sort of defeats the point of someone being here if you think about it.”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“… Fine” She opens the door. “But don’t even think about doing otherwise.” She says, going back to the camera

[oneweekatflumptys]

*He casually walks on over to her and sits*

*He then looks up*

“…Close the vents.”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Crap-” She’s quick to shut it. “Thanks”

[oneweekatflumptys]

“Just making sure you don’t lose your eyes immediately after getting here.” “..You’re going to be stuck here until Flumpty shows up. Which…might take a few weeks.”

*He looks a bit nervous at that realization*

“..Sorry.”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“A few weeks? Shiiiiiiiiiiit, Snatcher’s gonna kill me before then” Juloxia groans, head in her hands for a moment before continuing this game. “Is there at least any sort of break?”

[oneweekatflumptys]

“..Not usually, but i’ll force the others to give you a break if you need one.” “..Also, who’s Snatcher?”

*He tilts his head*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“I may need that break when I’m on the verge of collapsing” Juloxia murmurs, searchung through the camera. She did pause momentarily when Blam asked about Snatcher.

“Well ah… Long story short he’s my boss, and a ghost. A ghost that can manipulate, steal, and consume souls”

[oneweekatflumptys]

*Blam just gives a small hum*

“..Cool.”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Yeah… I just hope he doesn’t find this place before Flumpty comes back.” She murmurs

[oneweekatflumptys]

“What would he do?”

*He looks up from staring at his claws for a second*

[juloxia-reblogs]

*..There's a newspaper about a strange egg looking for people to play a game of hide and seek, and something about that egg wanting people to be it's best friend after winning* (oneweekatflumptys) (surprise surprise)

“Hide and seek, huh?” Juloxia hummed as she read the article. “Sure why not” she decides, going to change into darker clothing to blend in better

[oneweekatflumptys]

*Meanwhile, in a strange area, creatures lurk looking for people that aren’t there yet*

“God- When will someone show up already?!” “Be patient, Grunkfuss, i’m sure someone will show up since there’s a newspaper somewhere.”

[juloxia-reblogs]

It takes a long time, but soon someone arrives

[oneweekatflumptys]

*..This place looks creepy, and there’s a chair with a camera checking device nearby* *Looks like you’re supposed to be looking out for the creatures roaming the area, more than you hiding from them…*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“What the hell…?” She tilts her head, approaching the chair and sitting down. She starts to get herself situated to the place

[oneweekatflumptys]

*The device is on, and she can see that there’s about 20 cameras to check on it* *..Already, there’s a small figure on one of the cameras*

[juloxia-reblogs]

She quickly switches the cameras to the one with the figure, looking around the room she was in. She knows she can fight back, but she wasn’t sure she wanted to resort to such forces just yet

[oneweekatflumptys]

*The figure stands there, with a terrifying expression on it’s face* *No one’s nearby, but there’s doors near her that can easily slam shut at the press of a button*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“I’m starting to think this is more of a survival game…” Juloxia trails off, cringing. “Well, let’s play”

[oneweekatflumptys]

*30 minutes later, and that stick figure is right near her right door, smiling wide and showing sharp teeth*

“Hi!”

[juloxia-reblogs]

A yelp escapes her and she slams the door on instinct. She only realizes what she did after the fact and laughed. “Oh my god I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to do that!” ​

[oneweekatflumptys]

*A chuckle comes from him*

“I was expecting that, actually.”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Sooooo… I guess I lost?” There’s her fucking face peeking up and looking through the glass omfg

[oneweekatflumptys]

*He’s still smiling wide*

“Nope! You’re still playing!”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Wait what…? Ooooooooooooh shit I get it now” And she’s barreling back to the camera to search for others

[oneweekatflumptys]

“Make sure to keep a eye out for all of us!” “…Otherwise you’ll lose them”

*Well that right there is a mess of amalgamated skinless corpses on one of the cameras*

[juloxia-reblogs]

“I-…okay I’ve seen a lot. But that? Holy hell what happened to him… Them… Her?”

[oneweekatflumptys]

*He peaks through the door by climbing up it and seeing through the glass*

“..Oh the Eyesaur’s coming. They’re a pile of dead bodies fused together and now living again because of Flumpty.”

*He stares for a moment, before leaping off the door*

*He smiles widely*

“Hope you’re prepared!”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“… Fuck it let’s do this” Juloxia grew determined, looking after everyone

[oneweekatflumptys]

*It’s 1 am, and so far nothing much is happening. Grunkfuss is sitting, the Owl is not moving, the Beaver...no wait he’s gone. Anyway there’s not a lot going on* *Blam is still sitting by the door, just sort of chilling there*

[juloxia-reblogs]

*..There's a newspaper about a strange egg looking for people to play a game of hide and seek, and something about that egg wanting people to be it's best friend after winning* (oneweekatflumptys) (surprise surprise)

“Hide and seek, huh?” Juloxia hummed as she read the article. “Sure why not” she decides, going to change into darker clothing to blend in better

[oneweekatflumptys]

*Meanwhile, in a strange area, creatures lurk looking for people that aren’t there yet*

“God- When will someone show up already?!” “Be patient, Grunkfuss, i’m sure someone will show up since there’s a newspaper somewhere.”