Classic GTOP moments
1. GD: "You should learn to drive. I can't be your driver for life, you know."
· Context everyone knows:
1) TOP doesn't have a driver's license.
2) GD has a super cool car which is that f*ing Lambo, and what are Lambos for??
3) TOP and Ji don't often hang out separately, they only hang out separately... together. Sooooo, saying you won't drive for him means you won't be stuck with him for life, is that it, Ji?
2. GD: "Because I am the leader, I have the duty to take care of the BIGBANG members, and TOP hyung will be the one who takes care of me."
· Remember after the 2009 incident, instead of just comforting him, TOP was the first to praise GD for being strong and overcoming the scandal. And in 2011, that legendary hug he gave him needs no further comment...
3. GD: "When I love someone, I tend to become like that person." (Interview)
· Hehe, no need for evidence, everyone knows Jiyong is an expert at cosplaying TOP. Sharing clothes is nothing strange, and even copying styles a bit is normal. The main point here is that they have so many shared items they could fill several closets. And as for the intention of copying each other... bitch, please... Sometimes it's like Ji is making appearances on TOP's behalf, damn it.
4. GD: "I'm going through a gender crisis." (Secret BIGBANG Parody Making)
· A crisis, my ass =)) He was cross-dressing for the parody shoot back then, so he probably said it for fun and media effect. But back then, Gil Raim was so adorable that every word he said was cute enough to make your intestines twist =))
5. "TOP and GD are almonds and chocolate." (Knock out Lyrics)
· A legendary lyric that fans have copy-pasted everywhere for over half a decade... TOP declared he's inside GD, oops, I mean the almond is inside the chocolate, girls, ha ha... When they're old, GD and TOP must reminisce about this!
Nice joke, but I've heard the interpretation that almond is bitter and chocolate is sweet, but together they create a unique taste, just like Gtop creates an original sound with their completely different voices and styles.
6. TOP: "I think the way celebrities work is similar to the way they love. Even when I'm dating someone, I always keep a certain distance from them. Actually, I find this difficult; I miss my girlfriend a lot. But if we meet too often, I'm afraid she'll get tired of me." (W Magazine Interview)
GD: "I don't think people who are close need to contact each other every day. Their existence has already become a given for me." (Interview)
· GD said that when in a relationship, he prefers it to be comfortable, not having to stick together all the time, and that they can be like everyday friends who are beside each other, working together like companions. And long ago, Ji also said that in BIGBANG, TOP is the person he calls/contacts the least. Does this mean GD and TOP aren't close? Bullshit. We don't want to brag, but this household loves to stick together, so we have to confess...
7. TOP: "Jiyong is the one who supported and encouraged me to audition for YG. He was also the one who recorded for me and personally sent the demo to help me." (Shouting Out To The World)
· Actually, there's another translation that says TOP's girlfriend was the one who encouraged him, and Ji was the one who helped record. At that time, TOP was in high school. Later, TOP said that his girlfriend back then was a noona in university, and they broke up after he joined YG. So why is it sometimes that chick is GD, and sometimes it's his ex-girlfriend? Did Jiyong turn into a girlfriend that fast? Anyway, the motivation for an underground rapper to plunge into an entertainment company to become an idol, even having to lose weight rapidly and patiently auditioning twice before passing... damn, could an ex-girlfriend alone have caused all this...
· Bonus: Much later, on Happy Together (2015), when interviewed, TOP admitted, "I've never had a girlfriend." Then, on Radio Star (2016), TOP said, "I've had 3 girlfriends, but I was only serious about one of them." =))) WTF. If you have a headache, just don't think about it hahaha =)))
8. GD: "I first heard Wu-Tang Clan when I was young, and that was the inspiration for my passion for rap and hiphop."
TOP: "I was mesmerized by hiphop in 5th grade; I loved it crazily. This genre is divided into two: East Coast and West Coast American hiphop. I liked the style of the East Coast, represented by Wu-Tang Clan and Notorious B.I.G. When I heard them rap, I thought, 'Ah, I must try this genre at least once in my life.' I wanted to be like them, able to express my life philosophy and messages to people." (Shouting Out To The World)
· GD said he only liked dancing back then and wasn't interested in singing or rapping at all. TOP said that since he was little, he was already crazy about hiphop, and guess what, his idol was Wu-Tang Clan. Soooooo, who did Ji get into rap for, Ji? Are you into rap or into the person? The idea of these two nerdy kids back then, leading each other down the same path, is so touching, damn it, huhu...
9. GD: "In BIGBANG, Seungri has been practicing hard lately, Taeyang and Daesung also like to show off their bodies because they have abs, but with TOP and me, we never show skin. For me, it's because I don't have abs, so I can't show off, but normally I'm quite comfortable taking my shirt off. As for TOP hyung, he rarely shows his body; he's a very private person. Even when we live together, he goes into the bathroom to change clothes, and during concerts, he has to have his own changing room. Once we were in Japan for about 2-3 months, and because we were so bored in the hotel, we went swimming. We were both wearing swimwear, but TOP hyung clearly looked much more seductive then. I've touched Taeyang, Daesung, Seungri; it's clear they work out a lot, but they never asked me to touch them. But TOP hyung, after working out, he would tell me to touch him. His body is really firm.
In every concert, we film a parody. We want to make the fans happy, but TOP hyung always acts so serious. We have a kissing scene; it was in one of our parodies. So we just need to do it for fun, right? But instead, he acted for real. Touching, and then going deeper, like this. I was startled, and then he pulled away." (Strong Heart YG Special)
· For those who have forgotten, Jiyong went on Strong Heart with an entire topic called "Fantastic Body" to talk endlessly about TOP hyung's body. Even the other BB members have said they don't get to see TOP's body much because TOP doesn't like showing it off to people and doesn't like others touching him, etc., etc. But yeah, right =)) I'm too tired. Just go find this episode and watch it to feel it. Actually, that day Ji also told the story about MAMA 2010, when the three of them (GTOPBae) went to perform in Macao. When they returned to the hotel, there were no rooms left because it was the busy year-end, so he (had to) share a hotel room with TOP hyunggg, and then he (accidentally) saw him taking his damn shirt off, and then, oh my god, his body was as beautiful as the statue of David. I liked it so much, no one is more handsome than my lover =))))))
14. TOP: "Actually, I'm the one closest to Kiko Mizuhara, even closer than GD is to her. It would be more correct if I were the one in this scandal.." (E-Daily Interview)
· In an old interview, Jiyong said he didn't understand why he was the one rumored to be with Kiko when the whole group is close to her. TOP, sitting next to him, hehe, said, "No, actually, I'm the closest to Kiko, but GD got the rumor..." Friendly reminder, does anyone know a TOP who meddles in others' business as much as this TOP...? TOP just wanted to pull GD out of these rumors, oh my.
15. GD: "This is the second time I've watched TOP's movie, and both times I liked it, more than I expected. After watching the movie, I wanted to change my name to Hye In (TOP's little sister character in Commitment). I wish TOP would love his dongsaeng (us, or me...) as much as the love he gave to Hye In in the movie." (Video Message)
· We thought Ji only knew how to say "TOP is cool and handsome" when watching movies, but for him to comment seriously like this deserves a round of applause for GD... If it's TOP, you like everything, right? So, you want to be loved by TOP like he loves a little girl? =)) Actually, in this movie, TOP's character has a female lead who is also named Hye In, the same as his little sister's character... sooooo what were you saying, GD?
16. TOP: "I don't have a girlfriend. It's been a long time since I felt a flutter for the opposite sex. My last relationship was about 4 years ago. Ah no, it was before my debut. My ideal type always changes over time. Just like when working, I want to change to become better."
· So you're saying that over time, you've switched from women to liking guys..?
17. TOP: "You don't like looking directly into people's eyes, maybe it's just a habit you have." (Go Show 2012)
· Meanwhile, let me dig up at least my blog to find evidence of you looking at someone with sparkling heart eyes...
18. Seungri: "TOP-hyung, what does a secret mean to you?"
TOP: "I will keep it to myself, only I will know."
Seungri: "Try telling one thing from it for everyone to hear."
TOP: "No..."
GD: "Then let me tell it for you."
TOP: "Hey, don't..." (Extraordinary 20's)
· First, Ji's mouth is really cheap, no wonder it's 50 won =)) Next, TOP, you claimed you kept it for yourself, but GD knew it, okay, fine, hihi.
19. GD: "TOP usually wears the kind of underwear that gives off an actor's feel, the extremely high-end kind, with gold trim,... he often wears that kind." (Infinity Challenge)
· Again, go f***ing watch the show and feel it. Maybe he's the one who picks out these fancy underwear for him, who knows? Gold trim, WTF, what a taste...
20. GD: "If I'm a boring realist, you're a dreamer." (R.O.D)
TOP: "I'm a fearless dreamer." (DOOM DADA)
21. TOP: "GD always gives his all on stage, although all five of us are equally passionate. But when he comes off stage, he becomes a mischievous boy again. I always feel proud of him, always want to give him a big round of applause, always want to encourage him, from the bottom of my heart." (GD's World Tour)
· What is it like to have a sweet, melting-hearted boyfriend?
22. Q: "How did it feel kissing each other?"
GD: "I was flustered right after."
TOP: "He's a good kisser." (Interview)
· In short, they liked kissing.
23. GD: "When I'm 35, I will get married, after that all the members of our family will live together in a small house."
TOP: "I won't live with you."
GD: "Then I won't call you hyung anymore."
TOP: "Alright, alright." (GomTV UFO Town Star Live Talk)
· Aww, how cute was that?
24. Fan: "TOP oppa is mine."
GD: "Who said that? TOP is mine, I don't allow it."
· And this situation didn't just happen once - said fan accounts everywhere. Probably anyone who's been on this ship for a while knows a bunch of fan accounts from different fans describing similar situations where a fan runs up asking to take a photo, shake hands, or get an autograph from TOP, and then TOP won't answer because GD will promptly jump in between, blocking them, saying no, you can't do that, he doesn't like close contact with strangers, and then TOP will smile generously as if to say, "Yeah, whatever you want, I'll do anything." Yeah...
25. GD: "If I were a girl, I would fall for TOP hyung first." (FM's Park So Hyun Love Game Radio)
· What Long means is, actually, he doesn't need to be a girl to fall for him... Actually, he fell head over heels a long time ago...
26. GD: "Ya~ Seunghyun oppa Seunghyun oppa, I love you~"
TOP: "Ah, this kid...." (Some radio show from back in the day)
· Remember back then, this radio show was still floating around, and seeing it was just cute, but now it's normal, they've publicly said "I love you" to each other many times now, hehe.
27. GD: "TOP's butt is very beautiful, plus it's big and firm." (In some FM around 2014)
=)))))))))
28. TOP: "...You're forever 25 to me. Won't ever change. 5x5 bae bae." (Bae Bae)
· When "Bae Bae" first came out, besides mothers complaining about the sexual references, there were also mothers screaming, "Oh my god, what kind of lyrics are these? 'Forever 25'? Was this written for Kiko?" =)) So then TOP stepped in, pretending to be innocent, saying, "I wrote that part, girls," trying to steer the narrative...~ It's nothing, just a friendly reminder that someone back in 2012, which was when that person was 25 springs old, had already competitively gotten a "Forever Young" tattoo on his body, hihi.
29. Q: "If you had to choose one BIGBANG member to spend the rest of your life with by their side, who would you choose?"
GD: "T.O.P."
· The phrase "spend the rest of your life with by their side" is so damn touching ;_;
30. Q: "Where does GD want to travel to?"
TOP: "Go to the military with me." (Nagoya FM 2016)
· Unbelievable, right? =)))
· \*edited\*** Now TOP has already f*ing left for the army. Reading this again is heartbreaking, sisters =((((( TOP and GD really can't be apart for 3 years, damn it, damn it, damn it!!
31. Q: "If the BB members were girls, who would be the most popular?"
TOP: "GD."
Q: "Why does TOP think it would be GD?"
TOP: "Because I think there are many times when he is very girlish."
Ji turns bright red
(2016 FM somewhere, there are too many to remember ==)
· Well then...
32. SR: "We really like the food in Fukuoka, right? Today, GD hyung even woke up early to eat stewed intestines!"
GD: "I really like that dish."
SR: "Seems like someone went with you, right?"
GD: "Yeah, that's right, I went with TOP hyung."
YB: "That's GD&TOP for you..."
TOP: "But normally, I don't really like eating stewed intestines." (Fukuoka FM 2016)
· "...but because I was going with that Ji kid, I went." :|||
33. Q: "Which artist has the most masculine style that you like the most?"
GD: "Almost every artist is handsome, has a standard body, and is tall too. It's hard to choose one. Hm... Choi Seunghyun (TOP)?" \*shyly laughs like a fangirl\* (OnStyle Interview 2010)
· Oh my god, this time Ji's act of thinking was so dramatic. Why ask something so complicated? If you ask GD who he likes the most in this world, I guarantee he would answer immediately, like a good child of Uncle Ho, "Yes, I like Choi Seunghyun oppa the most, the very most!"
34. TOP: "My ideal type for a girlfriend is someone who thinks the same way I do and likes the things I do. A person with leadership skills." (Numero Magazine 2010)
