Only in Practice Court

[whatshouldwecallme]

When someone asks me what law school was like

[thetulgeywood]

With the exception of your mother, most lawyers have questionable morals.

Joel Graham, Parenthood 6x05 (via thetulgeywood)

[cassieclva]

[foreverdearie-blog]

How are you feeling?

[trait-deactivated20221010]

sometimes i think i do well on a test but then i get it back and see that i got 2/50 

[onlyinpc]

Every day of law school

[onlyinpc]

When I have to sit in class for EIGHT HOURS in a single day right before finals

[trialmockers]

When opposing counsel asks me statements on cross:

[onlyinpc]

Ummmm to be fair, my extremely trial-oriented law school taught us to use statements on cross.

[onlyinpc]

When I win a trial

[onlyinpc]

When I told opposing counsel I wouldn't remove to federal court... but did anyway

[onlyinpc]

When opposing counsel asks me a question every single time I see him

[onlyinpc]

When my friends overhear opposing counsel bitching about me

[onlyinpc]

When I told opposing counsel his client was a ho

[baylorlawyers-blog]

“‘Admiralty’ is shit that happens on a boat.”

W. Jeremy Counseller, Esq. (via baylorlawyers)

I prefer: "Civilized society depends on the willingness to let people go to hell." -WJC

[onlyinpc]

When a 1L criticizes my trial technique and tells me what I should have done

[onlyinpc]

When I accidentally withheld discovery

[onlyinpc]

When your client's defense to a sexual harassment claim sounds rape-y

Sorry, Client, "She wanted it" is a TERRIBLE defense.