Wrapped Up In Pink And Innocence

Hello! Animal lover and vegan Puerto Rican and West Indian If you send me dick pics I will block you! 18+ please

[happyheidi]

[happyheidi]

[julieterbang]

[scr33ncaps]

[daydreaminsparkle]

[shear-in-spuh-rey-shuhn-deactiv]

LEAH GARDNER Tomatoes Oil

[titsay]

droplets

[disc80s]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhrNX46hSGa/

[hydro-homies]

[tastefullyoffensive]

My kind of party. (via _cooper)

[dutchster]

Wait! there’s more!

this is the best thing ever

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

that’s just what men are like

[wiselwisel]

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

[detrout]

[recklesslyinfatuated]

[cwunch]

♡

[wildernesskellie]

I’m devastated.

One of our colony cats that I’ve just recently TNR’d was(I assume) hit by a car. Fluff-man had been missing for a couple days, then showed up Friday night dragging himself into our backyard. He hid himself under our porch. Saturday we trapped him and set him up to stay in our house overnight til we could get him to the vet today(Sunday).

When I went to greet him this morning, he meowed a few times and pushed his head into my hand. Coming from a cat who was born feral and in great amounts of pain, I can’t believe how far he’s come in trusting me.

Bringing him to the vet, he had two broken femurs and a hip dislocation. Terrible prognosis for a cat that can’t really be held.

This morning, we put Fluff man to sleep. Rest easy big guy.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

so because the bar exam is in the swanky part of boston, I had to get a hotel room in the swanky part of boston, because if I did I got a discount

and holy jesus it’s the twilight zone of rich people

this is the room service menu. guess how much a bowl of cereal costs. like, not fancy cereal, I mean a bowl of unadulterated cheerios.

…

whatever you guessed, you were wrong, it’s ten fucking dollars

oh but maybe you want something even less interesting. oatmeal’s like, what, 50 cents a bag?

JUST KIDDING IT’S ALSO TEN BUCKS

do you want something with protein? how about eggs? okay, that can be a little expensive, there’s egg shortage and labor’s involved and look, whatever number you’re guessing in your head, it’s NOT HIGH ENOUGH

oh but it’s fancy because it has ~woodland mushrooms~

do you want to know how much a glass of milk costs? GUESS HOW MUCH A GLASS OF FUCKING MILK COSTS. I’LL WAIT.

FUCKING SEVEN DOLLARS. do you know how much that is? right now, a gallon of milk is like three dollars at walmart. I could buy TWO GALLONS OF MILK AND A GLASS TO DRINK IT WITH for the price of this shit.

I finally understand this gif. this is how rich people actually think. holy fuck.

[loveysapphic]

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wait

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for my bi gals:

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