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reblog Mulder’s drawing of bigfoot titties or be cursed for 12 years and 12 nights
i’m screaming @ this finesse…. yes girl get that republican coin…….
B99 is such a feminist show like Amy’s reluctant to go wedding dress shopping even tho she doesn’t want her colleagues respecting her less cuz it’s “girly”??? Rosa encourages her anyways cuz screw what other people think, wedding dress shopping is fun as hell??? Bless this show!
Rosa is the stereotypical tough girl with her leather jackets and her motorcycle and her insane weapons, but she aggressively supports Amy and helps her realize that being badass and being feminine aren’t mutually exclusive. The solidarity between women is also feminist as hell.
Imagine your OTP doing no-shave-November.
Imagine Kai and Thorne doing No Shave November and they each grow a small beard, all proud, showing off.
In walks Wolf.
Consider this:
Danny Williams moves to Hawaii, joins HPD, and gets partnered up with one John McGarrett, a Detective Sergeant who’s increasingly looking forward to his retirement. And that’s great, Danny loves that; he’s perfectly fine being the junior partner of a team-up, and someone with McGarrett’s time on the force should be a) experienced enough to teach Danny a thing or two and b) relaxed (but professional!) enough to be fun to work with, right?
Wrong.
John McGarrett, it turns out, is a maniac. Things John McGarrett has: a comfortable amount of life savings, a house that’s paid off, and a long-lasting friendship with the Governor. Things John McGarrett has not: chill, restraint, or any fucks to give.
The man served in Vietnam and treats police procedure like it’s more of an adorably quaint guideline than The Rules. He drags Danny into investigating decades-old cold cases and the freaking yakuza and their fellow police officers. He does this with a tenacity and laser focus that’s as admirable as it is terrifying. He gets Danny into shoot-outs. He gets them into high-speed car chases in the middle of fucking nowhere, fishtailing through sugar cane fields and telling Danny to stop yelling, damn it, they’re gonna be fine. Danny shows up one morning to find him tied to a chair and with a gun to his head, and it’s only Danny’s reflexes that keep McGarrett’s brain from going splat on the wall.
Seriously. International terrorists before his second cup of coffee. This is Danny’s life now.
They’re having their weekly beat-the-odds-yet-again-yay barbecue at the back of John’s house when John’s son shows up, looking tired and unfairly hot in his ugly fatigues. He’s a little stiff but friendly and John kind of softens around him, so Danny allows himself the faint hope that hey, if that guy spends his leave here, maybe the next few weeks won’t be a near-death experience a day.
Then the guy informs John that he just accepted a job running the Governor’s new task force so he’s gonna stick around for a while, and oh yeah he’s got full immunity and means, wanna help clean up the island? And they grin at each other, sharp and expectant and completely unhinged, and Danny throws himself back in his chair and groans because, oh god.
Oh no.
There’s two of them.
(They rope him into their task force. He now has two near-death experiences a day. Three if you count sex with Steve.
His life is pretty fucking great.)
“Oh God. Oh no. There’s two of them.”
Baaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! 😂😂😂 See what I mean, guys. Lavvyan. Is. An. Actual. Muse.
YES
And the awkward “do we tell my dad about us” conversation is decided by John walking in on them making out in the kitchen or something. Or it’s revealed when one of them is hurt or missing. Or John and Kono figure it out first and have ridiculous bets as to time, place, who makes the first move.
Joke’s on them, because Danny’s a detective, okay. He detects things. Do you really think after all these years he doesn’t know that a certain type of law enforcement people will bet on anything where the private life of their colleagues is concerned?
So he goes to Malia. “I’ll be happy to split the pot,” he says, handing her a handful of bills, “if you convince Chin to bet this on ‘they’re already doing it right now.’”
Chin places the bet. John and Kono scoff. The bets on who will make the first move, where, when, do grow increasingly ridiculous. The pot grows. Steve outs them when Danny has a surprise encounter with sarin. SURPRISE! They’ve been doing it all along.
Danny and Malia book a nice spa weekend at the Hilton. Chin upgrades his bike.
Steve pouts for a week.
This is sooooooooo amazing. I need this in an actual story @lavvyan, please and thank you 😘😍
I love you. And I’m worried about dancing in front of our friends. The end.
Dick: Where’s Damian!
Jason: Yeah, I’ll do you one better, WHO’S Damian?
Tim: I’ll do YOU one better! WHY IS DAMIAN!
but nobody asks how is damian 😢
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just a reminder that we are going to see nomi marks and amanita caplan get married next month. we are gonna see that. on tv. we deserve to see a trans woman get her happy end in 20gayteen with her badass black ride-or-die girlfriend
PREACH
Let’s be real. If little girls’ knees, shoulders, and clavicles are a problem for male teachers, you don’t have a dress code issue. You have a pedophile issue.
Y. E. S.
things that 15 year old me did sophomore year that my southern-bred god-fearing conservative christian teachers Did Not Like
teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop, and then id manspread as much as possible. (semester one.)
teacher got onto my friend and gave her a panic attack over her newly dyed hair. i told her my friend putting red streaks in her hair was no different than her removing the grey streaks from her hair. got sent outside. (semester one)
teacher told me my bra strap was showing. took my bra off in class and put it in bag. was sent to principal’s office. mother was called, although she only muffled her laughter over the telephone. (semester two)
[to homophobic teacher who disliked my mothers] “what language is gaelic from? gayland?” “that’s where my moms are from, ma’am.”
teacher claimed i was lying about moving to uruguay and tried to force me into sitting in a personal meeting about my future classes and goals. told her to “sign me the fuck up for underwater basket weaving” and got sent outside. (semester two)
was told by teacher that “ladies should not say they have to pee. try ‘can i use the restroom’ instead” replied with “alright. i gotta piss like a racehorse. can i use the restroom?“ (got sent outside. again. semester two)
was told to “smile, you’ll look nicer” by a 6′0″ male coach i did not know. when he blocked my entrance out of the classroom until i smiled for him, i said “shove it straight up your ass,” before elbowing him in the ribcage, ducking under his arm, and running for it. skipped class in that building for a week. (semester two)
hopped a fence to catch my bus and flipped off an ancient male history teacher when he shouted at me to come back. he threatened to find me again. he never found me.
An inspiration.
if there isn’t an episode in season 6 where someone, preferably jake himself, asks someone to call him/calls him Jake Santiago I'm gonna be MAD
Everyone at the wedding who doesn’t know about Jake and Amy’s rapport with their captain: did the bride and groom just confess their love to the officiant
Idk if Jake realizes he’s doing it but he definitely treats Amy like how he wished his dad treated his mom. And someday he’ll treat his kids the way he wished his dad treated him. Jake’s on a mission to be the father/husband Roger Peralta never was.
Based on that one scene in b99
Amy telling Jake not to talk about how her butt is the bomb in his wedding vows only to pull a fast one on him and talk about his butt in HER wedding vows is the epitome of their relationship this is the good stuff right here