...................snake lady

mitarashi anko tokubetsu jōnin lover of fine dango

[orochimother]

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Hello, Anko dear. Sasuke won’t let me kiss him, will you?

[ophidianblade-blog]

you can kiss me if i can bring you back to konoha in handcuffs. :-)

[orochimother]

:’(~~

[ophidianblade-blog]

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[foreheadhime-blog]

It’s kind of hot but at the same time

[ophidianblade-blog]

you’re like, twelve.

[foreheadhime-blog]

Who are you calling twelve.

[ophidianblade-blog]

the girl with the pink hair and a diamond on her face!

[foreheadhime-blog]

Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

[ophidianblade-blog]

better idea: treat me to dango. ♡

[foreheadhime-blog]

Why do I have to treat you?

[ophidianblade-blog]

jeez, always with the questions!

[thenextbrokage]

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[ophidianblade-blog]

omg hes definitely welcome to have a crush on her but shell either be oblivious or tease him for it.... same to sakura im assuming

[attagenusunicolor-blog]

ye.

[foreheadhime-blog]

Anko and naruto must be related because someone always ends up feeding them.

[ophidianblade-blog]

:’|

[foreheadhime-blog]

The economy is not in shambles.

[ophidianblade-blog]

the economy is in SHAMBLES.

[attagenusunicolor-blog]

shit anko for all that trouble you can just ask me to make you dango jfc. 

[ophidianblade-blog]

OMG

I'M GOING TO SAY VERY NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU TO YOUR FATHER

[ophidianblade-blog]

shikamaru can buy us some food, i'm sure!!!!

don't worry kid i'll get us fed.

[ophidianblade-blog]

what kind of question is this??????????????

why is there no dango in my hand????????????????????????

[thenextbrokage]

the same reason there’s no ramen in my mouth BECAUSE THERE IS NO MONEY FOR SUCH THINGS O H O

[ophidianblade-blog]

;___;

[thenextbrokage]

I’ll fight you but I have no money so I can’t buy you any dango.

[ophidianblade-blog]

pah!!!!!!!! what kind of weak ninja has no money to buy mitarashi anko dango???????? not someone i want to lead this village!!!

run and ask tsunade for a d-rank mission, do it quickly, and feed me. :’|

[thenextbrokage]

JEEZ, What kinda jōnin has no money for her own dango?!

[ophidianblade-blog]

what kind of question is this??????????????

why is there no dango in my hand????????????????????????

[retaliat]

bizarrely enough i didn’t hate the sound village.

i was well cared for and orochimaru was always frank with me about what she wanted. in a sense, i trust her more than most people, despite the fact that she was evil and manipulative.

[ophidianblade-blog]

looks like that’s the treatment you get if you’re one of her favorites, uchiha.

which not all of us get to be.

[retaliat]

you liked her too.

[ophidianblade-blog]

yeah... :'|

[foreheadhime-blog]

It’s kind of hot but at the same time

[ophidianblade-blog]

you’re like, twelve.

[foreheadhime-blog]

Who are you calling twelve.

[ophidianblade-blog]

the girl with the pink hair and a diamond on her face!

[foreheadhime-blog]

Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

[ophidianblade-blog]

better idea: treat me to dango. ♡

[thenextbrokage]

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[thenextbrokage]

Hey Anko. 

What’s up? 

[ophidianblade-blog]

not much, squirt!

when are you gonna come spend time with me and get your chuunin vest?

[thenextbrokage]

I’ve been a little on the busy side developing a new jutsu and kicking Akatsuki ass. Apologies.

[ophidianblade-blog]

apologies not accepted!! that's not an excuse at all!!

listen, how about you buy me some dango and we do a little 1v1?

as a jōnin, i get say in whether you get to be hokage or not, so you better impress me.

[kibaforhokage-deactivated201901]

i know its bugs but like WHAT KIND OF BUGS

[attagenusunicolor-blog]

a lot of things live in my hair, kiba. 

things that can hurt people. 

things that will hurt people if provoked. 

[ophidianblade-blog]

sorry not sorry for butting in -

tell me more about these bugs. >:)

[yuzuboo]

There’s never enough Anko!

[retaliat]

bizarrely enough i didn’t hate the sound village.

i was well cared for and orochimaru was always frank with me about what she wanted. in a sense, i trust her more than most people, despite the fact that she was evil and manipulative.

[ophidianblade-blog]

looks like that's the treatment you get if you're one of her favorites, uchiha.

which not all of us get to be.

[ophidianblade-blog]

foreheadhime replied to your post: hope you guys didn’t forget about me!!…

What’s that supposed to mean?

we can all have an impromptu party in the forest of death ~ ♡

although i suppose it might not be as scary to you kids now, haha!

[foreheadhime-blog]

The forest of death wasn’t all that bad.

Almost no one died.

[ophidianblade-blog]

well now you're making me feel bad about my exam, missie! >:(

wait til you see where we hold the jōnin exam. >:)

[thenextbrokage]

ophidianblade started following you

[thenextbrokage]

Hey Anko. 

What’s up? 

[ophidianblade-blog]

not much, squirt!

when are you gonna come spend time with me and get your chuunin vest?