Demented Serpent

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i've heard of an time, say, you were forced into girl's clothes for the mission and you were so /sob/ beautiful

There is a wise and old adage for this kind of, say, fond memory you have."Pics or it didn't happen."

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have you ever been in love

I don't care for this question. What use is it for you to know my past?

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your ideal romantic interest?

Not really sure, because I wouldn't know what woman could tolerate me. While I have no appreciation for women clinging to me, I know if I ever fell in love, I'd likely trap her until she can think of nothing but me, be loyal to play the pawn for me, and be amusing enough to  keep me entertained.

Too much to ask for, I suppose.

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so you like being a specter and watching everybody like a creeper right

I’d really prefer you not say it as if I’m actually interested in what you do. For necessity’s sake, I’ve gathered relevant information for the probability that you might actually be threatening. Or the chance encounter for battle.

… If I wanted to know the rest of your boring life, I’d ask Mirdyn about it, hm? A formidable source he is.

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what's your worst trait?

Admitting I have a worst trait, doesn't that mean I have flaws? And admitting such would demean my authority. So let me refrain from answering as your superior, anon.

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WHAT WOULD BE YOUR IDEAL VACATION DESTINATION

.. Vacation, huh? Guess I've never thought of it like that-- never has been a moment for freedom or choice. If a vacation meant we'd have a reprieve from missions and killing...

... Then I don't need one. I'm amused by my fellow humans, and I want to see how the world plays out. There's no destination but right here in Adversus.

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HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD LAST IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

You’d think I lose? 

How do you know I’m not the one behind it? Perhaps it was an.. experiment? I wouldn’t put it past myself. 

But then again, I’d be a fool if I died so early from mindless, rabid beings. What do you take us zodiac for?

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WHAT IS THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP

Repeat to me how any part of waking up is pleasant?

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TELL ME A RADICAL TALENT YOU HAVE

A game of cards, a few magic tricks, and a very lucky hand at poker is what I'd say.

Why not bet your life on the cards?

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IF I STOLE YOUR GLASSES RIGHT NOW, HOW BLIND WOULD YOU BE

I'm not sure if you realize I can fight just as well without my glasses; it's really about knowing your opponent and anticipating their movements. Fighting is futile if you rely solely on your vision-- needless to say, I can't see very well. I say, tread carefully.

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IF YOU SUDDENLY BECAME A GIRL WHAT WOULD YOU DO

You think I wouldn't make a beautiful girl? I'd see how much fools would fall for such womanly charms--and then I'd see their throats slit for trying to lay their hands on such an innocent soul like myself.

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Heh. Bloodbath, anyone?

You could at least pretend that you're serious about this. Most people wouldn't enjoy it as much as you seem to.