Monika😋

👭🎮🍁East bay chillin

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anxietyproblem]

[ruinedchildhood]

[arachnaboy-deactivated20240429]

2020 does NOT pass the fucking vibe check what in the fuck is this

[mothmansbees]

2020 IS the vibe check

[primatez]

2020 used its 20/20 vision and saw dystopian levels of global warming and capitalism and told all the other years to, “watch this”

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[poutinedragon]

The immune system: We’re gonna die? Not before I kill us first!

[maverick-ornithography]

[highkeygay]

She’s getting the tea henny

[femmewitch-deactivated20190613]

and she’s gagging 

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[onlytwitterpics]

[qoa]

[opisnotokay]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[anxietyproblem]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[depsidase]

[mattrivas]

Like who has this kind of time

[stainlessteelwaterbottle]

any cat born after 4400 BC can’t hunt all they know is roll on ground, snuggle, lick they paws, be pet, eat dry food and lie