good morning children

- eli - he/him - it's kinda dead over here but i check ocaionally -

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

this got seven notes in like seven seconds its a hit with the faggots in my phone

[lacefuneral]

gender non-conforming people we are all holding hands in this chilis tonight

[faggy-fag]

Yeah actually that's exactly it. One time a dude asked me "what the point was" about being a ftm femboy, being like "Why go through all that work just to end up looking like a woman?" And I replied with "When you take off your makeup and clothes at the end of the day, would you rather you were a woman? Or do you KNOW you're a man who likes to dress feminine? Because at the end of the day and when I'm at work, I move through the world as a man, often for better or for worse."

[opossum-the-burr]

i just revisited my if the stars align fic and the word count. why. i couldnt have added ONE MORE WORD. a truly terrible tragedy.

[cottonspotten]

would you eat safe, ethically sourced* human meat?

yes

no

other(?) / see results

Voting ended onOct 29, 2023

*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.

bonus: explain why!

[cottonspotten]

personal favourite responses thus far

the people who have no moral qualms with cannibalism but but voted no because theyre picky eaters or dont like trying new things

the multiple vegetarians who voted yes

the one (1) person who (rightfully) called out the phrase 'ethically sourced human meat' (when i typed that out i had to take a long look at the choices ive made throughout my life)

"ever since i got into pokemon vore i've had a huge fascination in cannibalism"

the anime blog who reblogged this post not 5 minutes after my anime fan friend told me that "anime fans LOVE cannibalism"

“if they are my enemy”

and most of all - those who are reblogging without any commentary at all. because having absolutely NO thoughts on cannibalism is more fascinating than any possible response

[batsandboba]

has anyone heard of Cozy in bed…lifechanging

[batsandboba]

has anyone experienced Alarm goes off. devastating

[pansyfemme]

im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it

[kaijuno]

A group called the PICKLE SISTERS. A vaudeville group from the 1920's

[phantomrose96]

You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.

By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.

I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?

[pendragyn]

it's probably from assholes making asks a minefield of trolling/harassment for years with no real blocking ability, which turned people off from allowing asks on their blogs so as a whole the site moved away from it

but now that we do have better blocking, we should try to revive it.

[triflesandparsnips]

Reblog if your ask box is open.

[lamemummy59]

any other transmascs forget they’re afab and forget they might by read as female and are surprised when people read them as women because in their head they literally look like this

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags how you would die if your URL predicted your death

[cipheramnesia]

I think redneck allyship is my favorite kind because it tends to come with just the right mix of bluntness, style, and violence. Just the amazing feeling of a huge guy with a giant beard standing up and saying something like, "Why doncha fucking respect Tina's pronouns, or before you're a problem for tomorrow morning's janitor," is like art to me.

[pseudomantis]

[jnsmine]

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

[jnsmine]

i’ve waited one year to reblog this

[charlesoberonn]

[joantaine]

Joan Crawford as Hamlet, 1929

[youcancallmeaddy]

[mj-spooks]

The funniest version of this is when you work in a haunted house

I was super bored one night bc we were really slow, and the animatronic that served as my cue had broken without my knowing, so I didn’t get an alert that someone was coming.

I was in the hallway singing “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” at the top of my lungs and jumping up and down in the hallway. The guy in the next hallway over was singing it with me. I don’t know what he was doing but knowing him, it was equally goofy.

So imagine being a teenager girl and her teenage boyfriend, coming down a dark and spooky hallway filled with fog, and finding a small demonic-looking thing jumping like a madman, shouting “PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME” at the top of its lungs with the voice of a twelve year old boy, and hearing a deep, booming voice repeating it back.

[lastczarnian]

That sounds scarier than most things I’ve experienced in a haunted house to be totally honest

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

PDF of cats (and their dykes) for your reading pleasure  

[cauliflowergnocchidyke]

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

[lokiago]

This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.

[certified-iconic-post]

certified iconic post

[punctuation-completionist]

. ! , - ' "

6/21

[opossum-the-burr]

i think i need a cookie. i think that would help me write my essay.

[opossum-the-burr]

i've consumed 4 cookies in the last 26 hours. i have also finished my essay.

[permanenthistorydamage]

Essay = n(t) where n is number of cookies eaten and t is hours spent with project. It should be perceived as a bounded limit not a numerical value.