[nokiabae]

[whispersofstardust]

I will not be your “sometimes”.

Six Word Story #2 (via whispersofstardust)

[funnynhilariousgif]

[oprahsvagina]

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

[futuranna]

[beerfannycigs]

[nope-deactivated20120721]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[mezmonty]

he is giving me life honestly

[pomeranian2]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[cyberho]

I’m laughing so hard that plant has a lil plant dick I’m LIVING 

[afk]

my anaconda don’t

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[victorvonvaporwave]

Apple bottom jeans

[weirdbutinareallycuteway-deacti]

I’m gonna cry

[weirdbutinareallycuteway-deacti]

Still crying

[shrimpfur]

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

[kth1-main]

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

[3dsmall]

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

[silumia-deactivated20180526]

that dog is gonna be off his face

[fromthebothofus]

watching the walking dead like 

[generally]