𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐄 / 𝒑𝒂𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆

𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑒

[oralsesh]

with my cookbook coming out so soon and my face currently not being on any tv show … i’m still waiting for somebody to offer me a contract for my own cooking show. i mean … the name of the book would also suit a series on the food network, wouldn’t it? messy in the kitchen with renee paquette – i mean?! my mom would tune in for sure.

[oralsesh]

That’s true! If they allow me to have guests of course ... it would be so much fun to make that cross over to a new tv show while still being connected to wrestling, honestly.

[oralsesh]

ever viewer should. they wouldn’t regret it! plus, that extra mom support always feels best. 

[oralsesh]

that’s usually my solution for everything too! just smiling my way through it. i just gotta find myself a little right now. so i can hop back on the positivity train. maybe the dancing will also contribute to that. hm ... just a single dollar? i feel like you could at least two. one for effort and one for my presence. maybe a third for providing the music?! phew, fair warning. mornings aren’t pretty. even as renee paquette, haha.

[oralsesh]

with my cookbook coming out so soon and my face currently not being on any tv show ... i’m still waiting for somebody to offer me a contract for my own cooking show. i mean ... the name of the book would also suit a series on the food network, wouldn’t it? messy in the kitchen with renee paquette – i mean?! my mom would tune in for sure.

[oralsesh]

i hope you said yes?! oh dear, this is so sweet. my day wasn’t spectacular so i don’t have a crazy story to tell unless preparing my cinco de mayo dream menu counts!

[oralsesh]

oh i bet. do you miss it though? being in the club?

[oralsesh]

i think grey hair can look so beautiful. you just have to get used to it at first. your hair is fine. relax. you don’t look a day older than you are. 

[oralsesh]

exactly. both are valuable connections. i’m just glad to have somebody in my life who i think i can rely on. did the weird guy from instagram try texting you again?

[oralsesh]

your humor really is a highlight of my day. so i do hope that your heart remains okay. but you’re young and fit so i don’t think that should be a problem. oh my god, i’m not even going to lie, i’m not the best dancer but i’ll join for the sake of having fun and burning off those donut calories so i can have more of them the next day. 

[oralsesh]

did you get to have a little celebration with the other dudes? some cake and beer maybe?

[oralsesh]

desert in a breakfast ... trying new things on the daily here, wow. but that does sound like a very comforting thing to do. and comfort is good when starting the day. ah please, you know you don’t have to bring me flowers. your jokes are worth more than any flower i could ever ask for. they’re maybe the biggest gift you could have given me so far. my vinyl? oh you’ll be present for vinyl friday. so i will let you pick the music we’re listening to!

[oralsesh]

Booty call? Wardlow or Orange Cassidy?

neither. unless your name is ricky and you intend to give me a stress free day, i don’t want to hear from any man ever again. thanks.

[starkybabyy]

anyone ever get hiccups after training? IT’S THE DEATH OF US ALL

[oralsesh]

Donuts for breakfast? What happened to cloudy eggs, Ricky? Phew. Alright. We will order breakfast in then. I’m not sure we will manage the whole stress free thing since we tried before and you felt like you were giving me work as you arrived on my door step, haha. But generally, I really appreciate the thought.

[oralsesh]

11. Saraya or Mox

I don’t really want to answer at this point. I’m really sorry.

[oralsesh]

that’s cute! if you want to i can just pass on my recipes to you regardless of the cook book? since there isn’t everything i ever cook in it anyway … haha, we can have breakfast in our pajamas on the couch if that helps to enhance this feeling? and later we can tan and snack away on a nice and fresh fruit plate? 

[oralsesh]

We could even do something crazy and actually watch tv instead of just a video ... tv in the mornings. Not sure when I last did that. But it could be fun and it would be the definition of a lazy morning probably. That’s what we were going for right? Ah ... I’m just making the best of the time we can spend together!

[oralsesh]

now you know what he felt like when you betrayed him. this is so satisfying, haha.

... alright then. time to go. 

[oralsesh]

that’s cute! if you want to i can just pass on my recipes to you regardless of the cook book? since there isn’t everything i ever cook in it anyway ... haha, we can have breakfast in our pajamas on the couch if that helps to enhance this feeling? and later we can tan and snack away on a nice and fresh fruit plate?