This is the species who invented space flight

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things: vague euphemism. in fact, it's so vague that it can be interchanged with any part of the body. insert your own!

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Badbear and Rayanas take it slow, making sure they know eachother and spend some quality time before committing to a physical relationship.

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''this is not relaxing'

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selective hearing

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It'd be best to assume she hasn't learned about ethnicity yet

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she the princible you all her stubents you wil sitt in schole nad lerne

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or whatever, great. yeah. who cares. go play in traffic if you like. just be home for tea i'm making pot roast or don't be it's whatever

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Sympathy abound.

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Tip for boys, especially ones aged 13-15: pretend to be poetic, sensitive and dumb to all initiations of sexual activity. It's the number one way to lose your virginity.

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how to find nolan2's room: a helpful guide, written by nolan2 himself.

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polly049 did not expect the chocolate spliffs her brother bought her as a gag gift to actually contain any substance.

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very squeaky