Ebony Eyes

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Martín: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Gael: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Cecilia: I got distracted halfway through.

Noah: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Martín, in a room with Noah, Cecilia, and Gael: It’s calm in here.

Martín: It scares me…

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Leo: Hey dad, can I get some icecream?

Jasper: Only a spoonful!

Leo: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.*

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Alane: I dropped Leo.

Jasper: Alane, what the fuck.

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Alane & Leo: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*

Alane: We need an adult!

Leo: Mom, you are an adult!

Alane: We need an adultier adult! Get your dad!

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Alane: Leo, what do you have?

Leo: A KNIFE!

Alane: Okay, have fu-

Jasper: NO!

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Alane: Know why I called you in here?

Howlett: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Alane: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

[virtuallyinsane]

Image by 명도 김

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Jasper : What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

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Jasper: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Alane: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

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Alane: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?

Jasper, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

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Alane: I’ve only had Jasper for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Jasper: Why should I make the bed, when we're just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?

Alane: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna die anyways?

Jasper:

Jasper: I'll go make the bed-

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Alane: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

Jasper:

Alane:

Jasper: ...Please, go back to bed.

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Alane: I like your new pants!

Jasper: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Alane: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Jasper: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Alane: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Jasper: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Alane.

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Socrates: God has let me live another day and I am going to make it everyone's problem.

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Socrates: Do not ask me what I am talking about. I do not know, okay? I am just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I have moved on.