Monogram

Gay Protogen who hides in your cellular device. I repost suggestive / nsfw stuff :3 She/Her

[miraclemaya]

we need to invent pills that make your cum taste like different fruits and treats for the sake of feminism

[4digitan]

hey guys look i drew adrian (idk how big i wanna make them)

i really like all the fics and fanart where they're friends with simon and i relly wanted to draw them being vute besties together :3

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

[encryptidarchivist]

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

oh wow… how serene…

[jofiah]

robot girl in sundress. light and flowy. nothing else. visible flaccid bulge/silhouette. send post

[bandit-jay-deactivated20231028]

Comparing the rotations of objects in the Solar System. Just look at them lol.✨🪐

To everyone that's confused, the planet Venus rotates very very slowly, with a single revolution taking about 243 Earth days, and Mercury rotates slowly, but not as slow as Venus.

[jmtorres]

i was like "i wish mercury and venus were still animated tho" and then when i opened it to reblog the image was in starting position with mercury's eyes off to the side and i realized they ARE animated. super slow.

[alexseanchai]

the earth's eyes are drawn in a different place every rotation

[yorickoid-deactivated20230204]

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[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

>it’s wet

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

@canadiangold

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[whalesharkcat]

>their milk is made of mostly water

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[dismissive jerkoff gesture]

[vacuously-true]

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.

[ralzei1997]

this feels like an early homestuck gag. like this is the type of weird object dave strider would ironically display, unopened

[squeakitties]

truly where would i be without :happysmiler:? he's my favorite emoji of all time. absolutely palpable sincerity in his contentedness. the happy smiler

[squeakitties]

for those who would like to accept him into your home

[squeakitties]

[juneibyou]

[squeakitties]

the treatful yummer

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[flareonfloof]

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

[flareonfloof]

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

[calamitys-child]

The trans flag should have a werewolf on it. Like how Wales has a dragon

[calamitys-child]

Put a creature on that thing

[ageblue-aka-varnah-g]

@calamitys-child

[calamitys-child]

THIS RULES

[sweet-tea-skitty]

Yeah that’s about right

[fkjshfkhdfksdhfksdhjsksdf]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

[pookapufferfish]