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oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.

#extradirty

Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi

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if i look back, i am lost
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Not today Justin
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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@orangeprotogen
we need to invent pills that make your cum taste like different fruits and treats for the sake of feminism
hey guys look i drew adrian (idk how big i wanna make them)
i really like all the fics and fanart where they're friends with simon and i relly wanted to draw them being vute besties together :3
gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be
ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,
oh wow… how serene…
robot girl in sundress. light and flowy. nothing else. visible flaccid bulge/silhouette. send post
Comparing the rotations of objects in the Solar System. Just look at them lol.✨🪐
To everyone that's confused, the planet Venus rotates very very slowly, with a single revolution taking about 243 Earth days, and Mercury rotates slowly, but not as slow as Venus.
i was like "i wish mercury and venus were still animated tho" and then when i opened it to reblog the image was in starting position with mercury's eyes off to the side and i realized they ARE animated. super slow.
the earth's eyes are drawn in a different place every rotation
>it’s wet
@canadiangold
>their milk is made of mostly water
[dismissive jerkoff gesture]
It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.
this feels like an early homestuck gag. like this is the type of weird object dave strider would ironically display, unopened
truly where would i be without :happysmiler:? he's my favorite emoji of all time. absolutely palpable sincerity in his contentedness. the happy smiler
for those who would like to accept him into your home
the treatful yummer
knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey
reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please
reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please
The trans flag should have a werewolf on it. Like how Wales has a dragon
Put a creature on that thing
@calamitys-child
THIS RULES
Yeah that’s about right
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.