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accidentally reposted Saw (2004) fanart, I apologize to all my Orange Fans. this will not happen again.

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it happened again, sorry.

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luntfontanne

i'm so obsessed with this guy who just makes weird hand-stitched footballs. this video has millions of views on ig and tiktok but w/e look at this reference orange immortalized forever through the medium of Ball

(source. jonpaulsballs on instagram / tiktok / youtube / website)

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One step closer to The Orange Revolution.

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Orange Review #17

6/10

chose to eat this orange over watching La La Land

#orange review #6/10 #orange

flimflix

brought some fruit for the potluck

#me #not a review

enki2

#they (me) got orange #not a review

Orange Review #16

0/10

First time I have ever had to spit an orange out. Tasted genuinely rotten yet still I ate the whole thing. I shall not waste an orange even if it is not worthy of my consumption. It’s days like these where i wonder why I even bother with oranges at all. Why oranges? Why not apples? Or lemons? Why this hit-or-miss fruit with peel so hard and colors that stain. Why you? I may not have the answer but I feel like this is my purpose. To devour and rate. To revel in disgust and joy. Yes, this is my purpose. Yes it is.

#orange review #orange #0/10 #no

Orange Review #15

10/10

Dare I say more.

#orange review #orange #10/10 #delectable

Orange Review #14

1/10

first bite tasted like cinnamon. a good four pieces were YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY and then it BLEH BLEH BLEH…. IT WAS VERY CITRUSY BUT INA. BAD WAY BUT BURNED MY MOUTH and NOW MY TUMMY HURTS AND I WANNA DIE it looked so beautiful too… and I got the peel off in one piece… how dare you deceive me.

#orange review #orange #1/10

Orange Review #13

2/10

WHAT THE HELLLLL…. unlucky number 13 is real. I was rooting for you lopsided orange. I literally cannot explain what I just tasted. it was just not an orange. #notmyorange.

#orange review #2/10 #orange #unlucky number 13…….#superstitions are real #notmyorange

Orange Review #12

5/10

DO NOT EAT THE PITH!!! IT TASTED LIKE DUST GET OUT GET OUT!!!! ruined everything for me.

#orange review #orange #5/10 #highlight of the lunch was getting carrots thrown at us

tihyametel

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everything about this is oh so me coded

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Orange Review #12

11/10

Am I worthy of receiving something so delectable whose only purpose is to nourish me? For something that grows for months and disappears in a minute. Is it destined to be forgotten? Do these oranges bring me the purpose in life I wish to receive? If I am what I can become then is my destiny just to be “the guy who likes oranges”? For my treatment of these oranges is one that is beyond a “like”. It is a need, the only item that can complete a meal and make me truly full. This spherical fruit is my reason for living. Because a life without oranges would be one not worth living at all.

#orange review #orange #11/10 #existentialism

Orange Review #11

10/10

holy shit. the orange is orange-ing

#orange review #orange #10/10 #who wants me

Orange Review #10

1/10

literally the worst orange I’ve ever tasted in my entire life it tasted so foul disgusting not even plain just gross… I’m so disappointed. only one slice was good. doesn’t even deserve an orange number.