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orc blog 16

gorbash heard orc chieftain from tribe in doom valley say he going to be khan of all orcs and lead us to the blood n ruin of all human kingdoms. big faux pas. really embarrassing. every orc know it chieftain from murder mountain's turn to be khan of all orcs

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orc blog 15

newest big song in orc village is "slaughter and eating people". very soft and sad. kugrush cited elfliott smith as big inspiration

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orc blog 14

gorbash try to become throwing axes orc but only have one axe. tribe laughs at gorbash when he has to go get it back each time. hate them

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orc blog 13

went to orc town and it was gone. unicorn did it

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orc blog 12

fucked up the big orc party

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orc blog 11

ughor brought baby manticore back from doom canyon. gets in everything - tent, cave, stew. kugnush stung to death. manticores fuck up everything

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orc blog 10

saw dwarf corpse have horse-hair shirt big enough for gorbash. wore it but rest of tribe thinks i'm just hairier and laugh and call me stupid hair orc. having bad time as orc

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orc blog 9

rumor going around tribe goblins small

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orc blog 8

gorbash’s orc tribe, death tusks, really mad because new tribe in the valley call themselves “tusks of death”. causing brand confusion

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orc blog 7

new orc trend is being painted blue. ughor tried to paint blue but gorbash think it more of a teal

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orc blog 6

watching orc police procedural. orc arrested for not killing someone with hammer

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orc blog 5

sorry for late post. got eaten by huge frog for moon. gorbash stood on other orc to not be melted by stomach acid. climbed out of frog today using bare hands. when gorbash came back krambor called me “frogmeal” and whole tribe laughed

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orc blog 4

looked at stars and called constellation the “swan” and rest of orcs laughed. orcs say clearly it was “blood axe 2” but when i point out blood axe 2 a couple stars over they start throwing rocks at me

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orc blog 3

made orc bloodstew for night meal and clan say ughor’s orc bloodstew much better and taste more like blood. clan say i use too much clove. gorbash try again tomorrow

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orc blog 2

ughor challenged gorbash to blood combat but nobody came to watch since bigger orc fight happening two hills over. threw mud at each other until got dark and then went to get honey from hive. stung

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orc blog 1

went to orc town to sell dogs i took. they were special dogs with eight legs. everybody laughed and said they were spiders from cave and gorbash feel so stupid. hate stupid orc life

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wecome to orcworld. i am gorbash. orc love to break and eat and such

here is me and my family