c'est le ton qui fait la musique.

she/her ▪︎ a writer ▪︎ here to avoid writing

[uglygirlstatus]

me when the shape in the middle of the road that I’ve already started pre mourning as roadkill turns out to be a shoe

[beta--persei]

[zeplerfer]

USUK Fic Recs for 2025

It's been a rough year, but at least we still have gay countries. If you're looking for some escapism, here are some good USUK fics posted or updated this year:

Time Travel

Time's Fool by Orestiad - Alfred is stuck in a time loop, courtesy of Arthur, but things are more complicated than they seem. Complete.

Norikov's Self-Consistency Principle by Fandoms_Are_Life37 - America travels back in time, meets pirate England, has sex, and learns a lot. Complete, but you need an AO3 account to read.

Cardverse

Waves of Blue by rosalillium - Arthur becomes Queen of Spades, despite a lack of magic. In progress.

A Spade of Hearts by libertea-4-all (esperwrites) - Arthur is sad that someone else will be Alfred's Queen.

Wooing Arthur is hard

Council Protocol by Orestiad - Starfleet Captain Alfred engages in inter-species diplomacy with alien Arthur. In progress.

Saved by the Bell by PromiseOfGrayskull - Alfred and Arthur are teachers who bicker. You know what that means! In progress.

Smut

blue jeans babe by kyolovable - England nails America on the hood of a car. UKUS.

Amperes by NarWool - "Hero" introduces "Lord" to a sexy shock collar.

[myromantique]

hehehe hi again

[number1trashenthusiast]

This took forever, but I needed to see them play after season 2.

[myromantique]

hehehe hi again

[yeye-aww]

What he needs most is his wife.

What are you talking about, Al? What he needs most is his wife.

I'm sooo excited for the next episode!

What conditions do you think he'd give Al?

[clemtone]

Doodles of my take on Royal Executioner Alastor~ I like to imagine that Lu helping Al wasn’t even part of their deal, he’s there for the love of the game. I need them…to be insane together…

ALSO LUCIFER NEEDS MORE BADASS MOMENTS‼️‼️ GET OUT OF THE WAY BAMBI

[vitamin-k-tablets]

talking to cats :)

[aevallare]

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

[skyeee]

[xxfluffypuff]

Cleaned up valentines Lucifer for yall

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[skyeee]

gift for a friend

[algorithmist]

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

[noodles-and-tea]

Im going to throw this at you and then leave.

[marduksstuff]

Art trade with @milton-chamberlain

[noodles-and-tea]

:)