PLEASE DON'T ASK ABOUT THE HEADER IMAGE I mostly reblog/post stuff about horror podcasts, or Jekyll and Hyde. Occasionally I reblog other things. they/he, adult call me Briar, or butterfly or origami, or any nickname you think fits!
My name is Briar, but you can call me origami, or butterfly, or any other nickname!
My pronouns are they/them and he/him, and very occasionally she/her
I am a christian, but I respect all other religions, and if you don't like the fact I'm a christian, you can leave
I am an adult, but my blog is mostly sfw
I have a gimmick/poll blog, called @wouldyoutrustthemtodoyoursurgery and also a jekyll and hyde themed project which I have an intro post for, here
I don't really see the point in having a DNI- I think I reblog enough to keep bigots away, but if you are pro-israel, don't support queer christians, or are a harry potter fan, please leave. Also no "trans masc vs trans fem" discourse people, all trans people face oppression and you should stop aiming your anger at each other. 🍉🇵🇸
If you want me to share a fundraiser, please don't send it to my asks, I will assume you are a bot, and it will be deleted and reported as spam.
Explanation of my tags under the cut
All personal posts or rambles are tagged as #my random stuff
Ask prompts, and responses to them are tagged as #ask game
Miscellaneous asks are tagged as #asks and asks from mutuals will usually have the tag #friend [name or nickname] <2
Interactions with mutuals are normally tagged #mutus (because I hate the word "moots")
All the "you must reblog this" posts, I will tag as #not ocd friendly and #reblog bait, and I will always use the trigger tags #tw suicide or #tw suicide mention and #tw trypophobia when needed- if you want me to trigger tag anything else, let me know.
If you ask very nicely, I will show you pictures of my cat, her name is Missy, and those are usually tagged with #my cat
the rise of conservatism and gen z puritanism while still simultaneously trying to be hip and woke is so annoying because you have these people saying "match my freak" and then they get mad at ageplay and petplay and cnc and somno and anything raunchier than a pair of fuzzy handcuffs. you're not a "freak" if you think having a fetish is synonymous with being evil
butch is an extremely diverse identity that intersects lesbianism and strives for a masculinity that is not rooted in the patriarchy. butch is a gender identity that means many things to many different people, not just cis white lesbians. that includes lesbians of color, butches on t, butches on e, butches who are trans, butches who transitioned, butches who use he/him, butches who have a weird gender, boydykes, lesboys, and especially butches of the working class. if you don't support them then you don't actually support butches.
for the record: i am wearing this shirt i got for 3€ in the men's basics section
going to the bigger store because i needed to pick up some stuff my usual store doesnt carry. the cashier is a guy about my age. when it's my turn, i say hi, and he goes EITHER "oh, dressed in pink" or "seeing life through rose-tinted glasses" (and if you wonder how on earth i could mix these two statements: in french it sounds very close. anyway)
i go, "what?"
he goes, "pink."
i go, "what?"
"your shirt. it's pink."
"indeed it is"
"thats a choice. better not go to russia huh"
"what?"
"yeah, they won't like your shirt"
"they are prejudiced against cactii in russia?"
"what?"
(i point to the cactus print)
"no, i mean, people like you, they're illegal. in russia."
"people with cactus print shirts?"
"no."
(i blink unhelpfully at him)
"no, you know. men who dress in women's... colors. they dont like that"
"oh then, we're both in danger"
"what?"
(he blinks at me unhelpfully. i point to his shirt, a delightfully purple-leaning burgundy, which i recognize because i have the exact same shirt in my own wardrobe)
"your shirt. it's burgundy."
"what?? no. no it's not. it's red!"
"oh no, no, trust me. this is the loveliest burgundy i've seen ☺️ and i would know. bye!"
(he was staring at his shirt in a mix of panic and disbelief as i left)
free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business
Shelby is incredibly strong, carries and cleaver on her at all times, call hot by her girlfriend many times and does some pretty incredible thing to save said girlfriend and believes kiss her (Shelby) must be like kissing a corpse.
ab-so-LUTELY Shelby Allen
Isabel Lovelace (Wolf 359):
Incredibly powerful former commander of a space station who will do just about anything to stay alive, and protect and/or avenge her friends.
His voice. Sexy as FUCK. He's a weird little freak. He's a cocky prick. There's this thing that Jon can do where he compels someone to answer a question, and Elias says that it's nice and tingly and. well. his response is what is described as a "pleasured exhale." He's compelled to answer something that he doesn't necessarily want to and that's like. sexual for him I guess? His voice actor has said, "I'm just very intimate with Beholding." In character. I know bringing up this one specific quote again is redundant but it CANNOT be understated how much that one time Daisy called Elias a "weird little freak" she was hitting the nail on the head. He's fucked up and evil. He's freaky. I love it.
Dr. Ava Maddox (Midnight Burger):
VOTE FOR DR. AVA MADDOX!!!! She’s even schrodinger’s bisexual!!!
She has, as of season 4, figured out All of the Universe(s) (yes all of it she knows how it works she is the biggest brain ever), and is well on her way to figuring out All of the Existence.
Found The Diner, so a time-travelling dimension-spanning vessel that is notoriously impossible to find, through the power of Math and her GIGANTIC BRAIN. SHE IS SO SMART. SHE'S A SMART MEAN LADY WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Mean in the funniest, coolest, sexiest way possible. She will cut you to pieces and leave you to metaphorically bleed out on the sidewalk if you try her.
"The more you disconnect me from my physical body, the more powerful I become." Is an actual thing she said. And she is right.
Art of Elias Bouchard courtesy of @unfairlyfallen.
Additional propaganda below the cut:
Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives):
For further elaboration on my [pleasured exhalation] thoughts, read this post: https://www.tumblr.com/magnuspanoptes/770121313794785280/elias-being-aroused-by-the-compulsion-is-so-like
Elias Bouchard is the ultimate smarmy queer villain; he has an exceptionally sexy voice and some of the best lines in media. He loves scheduling.
My propaganda is the brutal pipe murder scene. Also, MAG92.
Dr. Ava Maddox (Midnight Burger):
Theoretical physicist with four PhDs
She writes in a fucking terrible dead form of Dutch shorthand because if she doesn't people will try to steal her science
She was a professor at Cornell so she's been through the pits of academia and back. And it very much shows.
She was disowned by her mom
Once she was kidnapped by space fascists and she made them cry and question the nature of their reality
Terrible taste in men. Sorry to say it but. It's true.
Lives in Her Booth like some sort of fae creature attached to her territory. No one is allowed to touch Her Booth.
Is fuelled by "coffee, nicotine and pure darkness"
Does Not Have Time For Your Bullshit
Does not know how to handle emotions
Tom Lehrer fan
She's in a situashionship with the most miserable man of the multiverse
Can't get through the commute to work in London without being reminded of the connection between football, fascism, and military propaganda that tries to recruit the fans. It only gets more ghoulish.
