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PLEASE DON'T ASK ABOUT THE HEADER IMAGE I mostly reblog/post stuff about horror podcasts, or Jekyll and Hyde. Occasionally I reblog other things. they/he, adult call me Briar, or butterfly or origami, or any nickname you think fits!

[origami-butterfly]

Finally making an intro post!

My name is Briar, but you can call me origami, or butterfly, or any other nickname!

My pronouns are they/them and he/him, and very occasionally she/her

I am a christian, but I respect all other religions, and if you don't like the fact I'm a christian, you can leave

I am an adult, but my blog is mostly sfw

I have a gimmick/poll blog, called @wouldyoutrustthemtodoyoursurgery and also a jekyll and hyde themed project which I have an intro post for, here

I don't really see the point in having a DNI- I think I reblog enough to keep bigots away, but if you are pro-israel, don't support queer christians, or are a harry potter fan, please leave. Also no "trans masc vs trans fem" discourse people, all trans people face oppression and you should stop aiming your anger at each other. 🍉🇵🇸

If you want me to share a fundraiser, please don't send it to my asks, I will assume you are a bot, and it will be deleted and reported as spam.

Explanation of my tags under the cut

All personal posts or rambles are tagged as #my random stuff

Ask prompts, and responses to them are tagged as #ask game

Miscellaneous asks are tagged as #asks and asks from mutuals will usually have the tag #friend [name or nickname] <2

Interactions with mutuals are normally tagged #mutus (because I hate the word "moots")

All the "you must reblog this" posts, I will tag as #not ocd friendly and #reblog bait, and I will always use the trigger tags #tw suicide or #tw suicide mention and #tw trypophobia when needed- if you want me to trigger tag anything else, let me know.

If you ask very nicely, I will show you pictures of my cat, her name is Missy, and those are usually tagged with #my cat

That's all I can think of for now!

[hiphopocliedes]

One struggle 🫡

[catfishimages]

if we keep getting fatter and hornier we can abolish all world militaries by 2026

[alefbetsoup]

[woodmeat]

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

[dapperalbinobudgie]

We’re self conscious about everything

[woodmeat]

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

[escuerzoresucitado]

[3000s]

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

[3000s]

to be honest i forgot he did that

[infertilityidol]

[jame7t]

tumblr Mobile apparently has a new processing tab & it turns out I’ve been processing a video for five years

almost done I bet

[elliespectacular]

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

[jame7t]

the liberal media won’t trick me into removing my protective delicious gels

[spacemancharisma]

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

[crabussy]

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

[crabussy]

he was so delighted by my fits of giggles that he drew eight wet skeletons for me

[pyaarisms]

just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian

I can't believe I read this with my own two eyes

[thatstupidache]

They gatekeeping blasphemy now too 💀

[baldgonia]

everyone on earth would drink poison for betty cooper and betty cooper wouldn’t drink poison for anyone because she thinks killing yourself is stupid and she’s allergic to dying and she’s addicted to surviving. and it’s awesome.

[baldgonia]

LETS GET INTO IT!!!!

[prettiestprincie]

woah. she is so cool where is she from

[baldgonia]

oh… nowhere in particular…

[prettiestprincie]

THAT ONE SHOW THAT FUCKED UP HEATHERS THE MUSICAL THAT ONE TIME?!?!?!?

[baldgonia]

they didn't fuck up heathers the musical they used it for a greater purpose. as they did with carrie, hedwig and the angry inch, next to normal, and american psycho.

[homophobla]

Being Canadian sucks bc I can't even post "I look hot AF in a toque" without everyone making fun of me and calling me gay for speaking a dialect where "toque" is a real word that real people use

and no I'm not drunk but I really wanted to be so I just vividly imagined my self drinking so now I'm in a drubk mindspace and it's slmost as good and I don't even gotra deal with a hangoverv tiomiirow

[homophobla]

being drubk is mistly placebo up 2 a certai n point anyway. Did u see that study ehere they gsve ppl non alcoholic drinks but told me tgry were alcoholic. It's fucked up it's like social exploration or something no not exploration. That's not what I said shithead. GET OFF THE ROAD YOU FUCKING FUCK HEAD USE YOUR SIGNAL sorry im usingn text to speach while I'm drivibg

[doctorhermaneinstein]

how r u making typos with tts..

[homophobla]

Because I'm drunk are you even payiinbg attention?

[fionaroleplays]

If anyone wants some positive news today. Ann Widdecombe has died.

I don't usually celebrate people's deaths like this, but she was one of the nasty ones.

Anti LGBT+

Supported conversion therapy

Anti abortion

Anti women's rights

Anti black and spread antisemitism

Anti immigration

Conservative turned Reform UK promoter

She once was quoted saying that science might one day "produce an answer" to being gay.

She converted from the Church of England (CoE) to the Roman Catholic Church following the CoE decision to ordain women as priests.

Climate change sceptic

Compared Brexit to slaves revolting against their owners and to a colonised country rising up against occupying forces.

Friends with Nigel Farage.

[punkitt-is-here]

you ever think about how funny it is that basically every animal on earth has a secret shiny player 2 palette swap just in its back pocket

[inhumaninterest]

Would it help to know there's more?

Melanism is the reverse of albinism, the animal has an excess of pigementation.

And then there's Abundism; where there's only a partial excess resulting in much larger patches of melanin but without completely covering the animal

And Leucism which is partial albinism.

[proteusolm]

The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.

[happilyloudwonderland]

Speaking of Ojibwe! There’s a new point and click game to help teach the language! It’s called Reclaim! Azhe-giiwewining, and is currently on sale on Steam!

[mabelpodcast]

Hi! I've just recently started listening and I love it!!! I was wondering which songs were sung in the various episodes? I think it's Mabel singing them? I'm not sure but I recognised the parting glass but not many of the others

Are you ready for this?

MUSIC IN MABEL SEASONS 1-3

Episode Two:

0:47: Folk song, variously A Brisk Young Sailor, A Bold Young Farmer, Died for Love, I Wish, I Wish, etc. The story of a young unmarried pregnant woman. “And at my breast lay a snow-white dove / to let the world know that I died for love”. Sung by Anna Limon.

Episode Four Point Five:

[Spoken, not sung]: A modified excerpt from the Scottish ballad Tam Lin, the story of a knight set to be sacrificed for a faery tithe and the young woman who ransoms him back from the faeries. Read by Anna Limon.

Episode Five:

11:45: The Well Below the Valley. Folk song about the fate of a woman whose six children are buried outside the local churchyard. “You’ll be seven years ringing the bell at the well below the valley-o / green grows the lily-o / right among the rushes-o”. Sung by Anna Limon.

Episode Seven:

7:00: The Stolen Child by W. B. Yeats. Poem about a faery abducting a small child. Arranged and sung by Mabel Martin.

Episode Nine:

10:00: Little Bird. American children’s folk song. “Fly through my window, sugar lump / buy molasses candy.” Sung by Anna Limon.

Episode Thirteen:

8:10: A modified version of Hind Etin. Ballad about a woman stolen away by an ‘etin’, a faery king/erlking/forest king/supernatural entity of some kind. “For slighting my command / an ill death may you die”. Modified, arranged and sung by Anna Limon.

Episode Fifteen:

1:08: Where Did You Sleep Last Night / In the Pines. American folk song/murder ballad. “In the pines, in the pines where the sun don’t ever shine / I’ll shiver the whole night through.” Sung by Anna Limon.

Episode Sixteen:

12:20: Tá Mé Mo Shuí. Irish folk song about a person who can’t sleep due to unrequited love. “Casadh bean-sidhe dom thíos ag Lios Bhéal an Átha / d’fhiafraigh mé di an scaoilfeadh glas ar bith grá” - “I met a fairy woman down at Lisbellaw / I asked her to remove from me my love”. Sung by Anna Limon.

17:22: Continuation of Tá Mé Mo Shuí. Sung by Anna Limon.

Episode Twenty:

0:45: Where Did You Sleep Last Night / In the Pines. Sung by Mabel Martin.

Episode Twenty-Two:

0:58: Portion of a rhyme entitled “Ana’s Prayer”, popular on ‘pro-ana’ websites in the early 2000s. “I’ll take you in and fill you up with a lack of being fed.” Arranged and sung by Anna Limon.

5:23: Modified version of several nursery rhymes. Used either as a jump-rope chant or a reminder of polite dining etiquette. “Mabel, Mabel, strong and able, you are trapped inside this fable…” Modified by Mabel Martin, arranged and sung by Anna Limon.

Episode Twenty-Three:

5:30: The Wind that Shakes the Barley. Nineteenth-century Irish ballad about the 1798 rebellion. “I sat within the valley green / I sat there with my true love”. Sung by Anna Limon.

9:00: Repeat of Died for Love. Sung by Anna Limon.

[leaslichoma]

Apparently in China peach wood (Along with the rest of the plant) is believed to have properties that repel evil spirits, a little similar to silver in European legends or iron for both European fae and West Asian/Middle eastern Jinn. Taoists sometimes keep swords made of peach wood because of this. This made me realize something. If you took a peach wood stick, and attached studs to it of both silver and iron you'd end up with a club or staff (or mace, flail etc.) that would have the weaknesses of many kinds of supernatural creatures while still retaining effectiveness as a normal weapon (peach is a hardwood and silver's poor edge retention doesn't matter for studs). You could even keep adding new stud materials to get something ridiculous that affects over 120 catalogued folkloric monsters. Since you just need a few little studs you could even get some really expensive materials like meteoric iron (a thumb tip sized meteorite can still cost like 10-20 bucks I think). I could somewhat feasibly make a weapon that affects every monster ever thought to walk the earth, from vampires and werewolves to jinn and jiangshi and even mankind.

[down-sizing-redux]

Club of Fuck That Supernatural Shit And Also Everything Else

[gallusrostromegalus]

This Here's my Banishin' Stick! *waves my greebled baseball bat around*

[tachyon-at-rest]

The Bedazzled Mythical Pokin' Stick: +35 vs things that Dana Scully refuses to believe in