PLEASE DON'T ASK ABOUT THE HEADER IMAGE I mostly reblog/post stuff about horror podcasts, or Jekyll and Hyde. Occasionally I reblog other things. they/he, adult call me Briar, or butterfly or origami, or any nickname you think fits!
My name is Briar, but you can call me origami, or butterfly, or any other nickname!
My pronouns are they/them and he/him, and very occasionally she/her
I am a christian, but I respect all other religions, and if you don't like the fact I'm a christian, you can leave
I am an adult, but my blog is mostly sfw
I have a gimmick/poll blog, called @wouldyoutrustthemtodoyoursurgery and also a jekyll and hyde themed project which I have an intro post for, here
I don't really see the point in having a DNI- I think I reblog enough to keep bigots away, but if you are pro-israel, don't support queer christians, or are a harry potter fan, please leave. Also no "trans masc vs trans fem" discourse people, all trans people face oppression and you should stop aiming your anger at each other. 🍉🇵🇸
If you want me to share a fundraiser, please don't send it to my asks, I will assume you are a bot, and it will be deleted and reported as spam.
Explanation of my tags under the cut
All personal posts or rambles are tagged as #my random stuff
Ask prompts, and responses to them are tagged as #ask game
Miscellaneous asks are tagged as #asks and asks from mutuals will usually have the tag #friend [name or nickname] <2
Interactions with mutuals are normally tagged #mutus (because I hate the word "moots")
All the "you must reblog this" posts, I will tag as #not ocd friendly and #reblog bait, and I will always use the trigger tags #tw suicide or #tw suicide mention and #tw trypophobia when needed- if you want me to trigger tag anything else, let me know.
If you ask very nicely, I will show you pictures of my cat, her name is Missy, and those are usually tagged with #my cat
His voice. Sexy as FUCK. He's a weird little freak. He's a cocky prick. There's this thing that Jon can do where he compels someone to answer a question, and Elias says that it's nice and tingly and. well. his response is what is described as a "pleasured exhale." He's compelled to answer something that he doesn't necessarily want to and that's like. sexual for him I guess? His voice actor has said, "I'm just very intimate with Beholding." In character. I know bringing up this one specific quote again is redundant but it CANNOT be understated how much that one time Daisy called Elias a "weird little freak" she was hitting the nail on the head. He's fucked up and evil. He's freaky. I love it.
Dr. Ava Maddox (Midnight Burger):
VOTE FOR DR. AVA MADDOX!!!! She’s even schrodinger’s bisexual!!!
She has, as of season 4, figured out All of the Universe(s) (yes all of it she knows how it works she is the biggest brain ever), and is well on her way to figuring out All of the Existence.
Found The Diner, so a time-travelling dimension-spanning vessel that is notoriously impossible to find, through the power of Math and her GIGANTIC BRAIN. SHE IS SO SMART. SHE'S A SMART MEAN LADY WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Mean in the funniest, coolest, sexiest way possible. She will cut you to pieces and leave you to metaphorically bleed out on the sidewalk if you try her.
"The more you disconnect me from my physical body, the more powerful I become." Is an actual thing she said. And she is right.
Art of Elias Bouchard courtesy of @unfairlyfallen.
Additional propaganda below the cut:
Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives):
For further elaboration on my [pleasured exhalation] thoughts, read this post: https://www.tumblr.com/magnuspanoptes/770121313794785280/elias-being-aroused-by-the-compulsion-is-so-like
Elias Bouchard is the ultimate smarmy queer villain; he has an exceptionally sexy voice and some of the best lines in media. He loves scheduling.
My propaganda is the brutal pipe murder scene. Also, MAG92.
Dr. Ava Maddox (Midnight Burger):
Theoretical physicist with four PhDs
She writes in a fucking terrible dead form of Dutch shorthand because if she doesn't people will try to steal her science
She was a professor at Cornell so she's been through the pits of academia and back. And it very much shows.
She was disowned by her mom
Once she was kidnapped by space fascists and she made them cry and question the nature of their reality
Terrible taste in men. Sorry to say it but. It's true.
Lives in Her Booth like some sort of fae creature attached to her territory. No one is allowed to touch Her Booth.
Is fuelled by "coffee, nicotine and pure darkness"
Does Not Have Time For Your Bullshit
Does not know how to handle emotions
Tom Lehrer fan
She's in a situashionship with the most miserable man of the multiverse
Shelby is incredibly strong, carries and cleaver on her at all times, call hot by her girlfriend many times and does some pretty incredible thing to save said girlfriend and believes kiss her (Shelby) must be like kissing a corpse.
ab-so-LUTELY Shelby Allen
Isabel Lovelace (Wolf 359):
Incredibly powerful former commander of a space station who will do just about anything to stay alive, and protect and/or avenge her friends.
abelds have this funky ability where they hear disabled people say they "can't" do something and instead of hearing "can't" as in, cannot, they hear "i can if i push myself and i just don't wanna". which is really interesting!
I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club
I'm 5'11, but in most casual conversations I'll say I'm 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else's description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures.
If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.
Without fail, every time a woman is talking about how she does not want to have children and never wants to be pregnant and how medical professionals, romantic interests and family members keep trying to bulldoze her decision and keep expecting her to change her mind because motherhood is something that is expected of all women and it is abhorrent to think a woman could not desire it, a random mother spawns in the comments to be like “Well, actually, you never know! I didn’t want children and then I got pregnant and I realized I love being a mama and I have five little babies now! Could happen to you! 🥰”
Sister, keep that to yourself or make your own goddamn post, you are ignoring that woman’s central concern and belittling her, you don’t even think you’re doing it. Formerly childfree women who ended up having children and loving it are like detransitioners in the sense that there is nothing inherently wrong with changing your mind about having children or realizing you were mistaken about your gender identity but immediately weaponizing your indecision to tell people that the barriers to healthcare and the violations of their bodily autonomy and the way society ignores that person’s wishes is actually okay because you were wrong. Some people do know themselves.
it also makes me doubt how happy they actually are with having the kids why do you feel the need to broadcast you've changed your mind and are happy now just be happy no need to be a missionary for making more babies those are not yours chill
I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.
has anyone noticed the new meta for people being accused of bigotry (esp white people being accused of racism) is to claim they're receiving harassment (often with no proof just on a "trust me" level) so the whole conversation turns into how harassment is always wrong and bringing up the bigotry that sparked it will get you accused of lolcowing
