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this is not a serious blog My year abroad blog (no longer updated): orlasyearabroad

[snapsicle]

peace and love on earth

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[batboybisexualism]

just found out from my dad today that when n*xon died and they did the 21-gun salute at his funeral my grandma said “they should aim at the coffin to be sure”

[afronerdism]

Y’all….this white man went and lived in India for 6 months where he “discovered” masala chai and decided to make his own version that he now sells and calls…..mud water. I shit you not thats the brand name.

[afronerdism]

[afronerdism]

Aside from picking the most culturally insensitive name ever, he’s marketing this as if it’s a whole new creation. A brand new “coffee substitute” while In reality it’s literally just masala chai with some ground up mushrooms and cacao thrown in for foolishness. Like congratulations, you made weird masala tea and named it mud water.

[afronerdism]

“So I set out to make something better” TEA! You made a cup of tea bitch. This man writes like he reinvented the wheel instead of just putting mushrooms in tea

[afronerdism]

He describes the tea vendors as being “dressed in rags” but in the commercial where he shows footage of himself being served tea, the vendors look like this?

Clothes…….these are clothes but somehow this man has come up with mud water and rags

[afronerdism]

Tskhkstjwkjdni under his recipe section. This is literally tea and honey.

[dredsina]

i spent 3 weeks in italy and a man dressed in mystic garb offered me a red elixir they call “wyne” and now i have come back to civilization to offer a new product lifted from this ancient civilization i like to call GRP \ WTR

[guerrillatech]

[wardoftheedgeloaves]

POWEROUS

[tharook]

I love this, because there’s obviously something very clever going on to analyse patterns of language, but it’s also profoundly ignorant.

[imgdesczone]

[ID: A screenshot of a Grammarly correction, labelled “clarity: conciseness”. The original text reads “Every book, which wasn’t many…” This is crossed out with the suggestion “Everyn’t many book” and the note “Consider shortening this phrase.” /end id]

[intermittentlysmitten]

Story time: this reminds me of some kids in an English class I’m in. They were doing written work and the teacher and I were going around checking their work. They had to do like, “do/do not”, and one example was “prepare”. Something like “My father does not/doesn’t prepare dinner”. I look at this one kid’s paper and this galaxy-brained child had written “My father preparen’t dinner” and it took everything in me to not lose it laughing right there like. This child saw a pattern and ran with it and I respect that.

[naamahdarling]

Intermittentlysmitten hid this in the tags and shouldn’t have.

[william-snekspeare]

My bearded dragon is fascinated by the falling snow outside. He keeps going to the window to stare at it. He woke up from brumating to look at the snow.

He’s a desert species smh what does he want to do with snow...

[william-snekspeare]

artist rendition of my lizard absolutely entranced by the falling snow 

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

do u have a bf

it’s a dream of mine to have a beautiful farm

[weaver-z]

I hate how in the Cruella trailer she’s all “people try to hold me down… I am woman…. hear me roar……” as though people are opposing her for misogynistic reasons and not because her primary motivation is SKINNING PUPPIES? 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

They hate to see a girlboss skinning

[princepeterwolf]

The Original Meeting for The Prince and Snow White, from the original 1937 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs comic strip, released weekly, beginning December 14, a week before the film’s premiere.

[shelephant]

Look, everyone! He has a name.

[superwolfiestar]

Well it about time that we know what his fucking name was.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

you: prince charming

me, an intellectual: PRINCE BUCKET HEAD

[artgirllullaby]

this is somehow cuter

[calmystorm-saltycandy-deactivat]

Friend: hey look! It’s Snow White and Prince Charming!

Me: Prince Bucket Head

Friend: what

Me: Prince Bucket Head. His name is Prince Bucket Head

Friend:

Me:

[glorioustimemachine]

Actually, his name is Florian, but Buckethead will do.

[ghosts-of-what-once-had-been-de]

Prince Buckethead was my father, you can call me Prince Florian

[a-cat-in-a-funky-hat]

I’m trying my very hardest not to burst out laughing in the middle of class, send help I’m choking

[roseverdict]

PRINCE FLORIAN “CHARMING” BUCKETHEAD

[datcreolebitch-deactivated20230]

Absolutely no one is going to question the fact that he stood in snow-white’s garden pretending to be a scarecrow for hours, standing still?

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Tbh, I’ve only been able to understand this comic as her spawning him in, like how adding a pumpkin to iron blocks makes a Minecraft iron golem

I look at it, and every time, that is what I see

[dark-academics]

university is having a breakdown looking for a very specific information for hours and wanting to drop out five times in the span of an hour only to finally find the said information and feel a rush of adrenaline making you wonder why you haven't writen 14 thesis on the subject already seeing as you're such a fucking genius of a person

[prom-night-dumpster-baby]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unsettlingstories]

[guy]

this post has a special spot in my brain

[sixpenceee]

The Incredible Dexterity and Spacial Awareness of Cats                           

source

[ampervadasz]

Morzsi

[angryschnauzer]

I once stayed at a B&B in Scotland that had 3 of these beasts. On the booking form it said “must like dogs”. What it didnt tell you was “you will open the door to your room in the morning and the dog will be looking eye to eye with you”

[great-tweets]

Beware!