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bold, unabashed, ugly, yet somehow healthily pregnant

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apparently filipinos drink like 40% of all global gin which makes 0 sense to me but these bottles go hard as hell

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astronomically better than any other airplane snack i’ve ever been given

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there’s no way to put up a sign telling westerners not to flush toilet paper without it looking déclassé so the nicer places don’t say anything. but that doesn’t mean the pipes can handle it….

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i love my friend and it was amazing to travel together for so long but now i’m alone in a hotel before my flight out tomorrow and i’m so excited to phonerot and be pantsless in bed

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you bitches can’t even spell vaginal fold prolapse

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also remembered after day 1 that i had a 3-day course of azithromycin in my bag we’re so back baby 🙏🙏🙏

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i’m being so brave and trying to maintain an attitude of fun and loose and adventurous but we just had our pre-trip briefing the night before we leave for a 3-day boat excursion and there’s roughly 20 other people in the group all dutch and australian and i already hate them all. travellers really are the worst.

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it was actually amazing and most of the people were lovely. and the few dutch boys who were not lovely were at least entertaining in a buffoonish way

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inshallah we will not shit ourselves at the port this morning

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i’m being so brave and trying to maintain an attitude of fun and loose and adventurous but we just had our pre-trip briefing the night before we leave for a 3-day boat excursion and there’s roughly 20 other people in the group all dutch and australian and i already hate them all. travellers really are the worst.

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The Rise of the Clowns

A report from the Eastside of Los Angeles, the center of the hottest comedic art.

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just passed a “uncle tom’s cabin hotel” in the philippines

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”i feel amazing” - girl who doesn’t realize she’s hours away from a historic crashout

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i’m basically becoming an autistic train kid for the layout of the dfw airport